Thread "GNBN" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 21, 2006

Unfortunately, the beach was full of old men who were sunbathing.

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 21, 2006

but they were all wearing pants

Posted at 4:12AM, Dec. 22, 2006

little pants, with the ass hanging out.

Posted at 5:12AM, Dec. 22, 2006

but a giant sandstorm blew the old men all away. so she went topless.

Posted at 5:12AM, Dec. 22, 2006

But the dynamite surprise was also caught by the storm and flew right into her face and exploded

Posted at 5:12AM, Dec. 22, 2006

fortunatly, the dynamite missed, So she started sunbathing.

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 22, 2006

She got sunburnt.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 22, 2006

but the sunburn went away right after it came. they also found out they won a free trip to disneyland!

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 22, 2006

So they went to Disneyland. But they went on the same day that the amusment park was invaded by ZOMBIE BUNNIES!!!

Posted at 10:12PM, Dec. 22, 2006

but all the bunnies did was destroy all the really crappy rides

Posted at 11:12PM, Dec. 22, 2006

And the sun set.

Posted at 2:12AM, Dec. 23, 2006

And then all the lights came on and it was a beautiful show!

Posted at 10:12PM, Dec. 23, 2006

except for an electrical malfunction caused a great, fiery explosion that killed half of her children and destroyed her beautiful, beautiful face.

Posted at 11:12PM, Dec. 23, 2006

Fortunately, she had enough money for a face lift.

Posted at 2:12AM, Dec. 24, 2006

But not for food AND a facelift so she had to either live ugly or die beautiful

Posted at 2:12AM, Dec. 24, 2006

And then she found another winning lottery ticket! With her 3.5 million in winnings she got a nice new face and a who lot of yummy food. Her family had a wonderful Christmas!

Posted at 7:12AM, Dec. 24, 2006

Christmas was then cancelled.

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 26, 2006

but a better hoilday came, in which a hoilday miracle would occur where it'd rain money for the whole month of decemember everywhere, and the condition in which people got the money for free was if they used some of the money to give at least one gift to thier loved ones each day of decmember!!

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 26, 2006

But then North Korea fired their nukes at 4 major countrys incinerating the money and lowering the population, also the chemichals killed people in nearby countrys too, Also some humans began mutating into horrid freaks with melted faces and extra arms. and rioting then commiting cannibalism. The water has become contaminated and freakish mole mutaunts have caused war on the above grounders, and to top it all off a alien race has come to annihilate the human race and started firing lasers at all of the freakish mutations and broken buildings buildings.

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 26, 2006

For some strange reason, though, Erin and her family had developed superpowers and immunity from the radiation. they used these powers to stop the aliens. they then used their DNA to create a cure that reversed the mutations caused by the radiation. eventually, the world returned to what it once was.

Posted at 1:12AM, Dec. 27, 2006

And that's when the aliens invaded Earth, and started harvesting the newly-cured humans for food!!!

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 27, 2006

But then they realized they liked dark meat better and gave all the humans sweet tarts.

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 27, 2006

but the sweet tards were made out of an anthrax extract killing EVERY LIVING SOUL AND BODY ON THE PLANET AND THE MOON!!

Posted at 2:12AM, Dec. 28, 2006

But the Martians lived and they developed an immunity to Anthrax and used their blood to find a cure magikally went back in time with science to rescue all the people. The people named a holiday after them with rainbows and puppies and candy and there was even a leprachaun in a bikini.

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 28, 2006

the leprachaun was a typo its was actualy a lePER and his pubic hair was showing and maggots were in it…