Thread "GNBN" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 8:02AM, Feb. 9, 2007

Unfortunately, despite being thrown up from godzillas stomach, she managed to contract several terminal diseases from the filth that graced godzillas inner parts. She was rushed to the hospital only to find out that she had 7 days to live.

Posted at 8:02AM, Feb. 9, 2007

So she rushed off to Mt Everest. Where she found the secrect to immotality.

Posted at 9:02AM, Feb. 9, 2007

But it wasn't immortality, It was the dreaded Herpes!

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 9, 2007

fortunatly, she found the cure for that too.

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 9, 2007

Unfortunatly, there is no cure.

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 9, 2007

Just then, a strange vehicle appears. It's a time machine. Out steps a traveler from the future. This man just happens to have an ointment that is a cure for herpes. So she uses the ointment immediately.

Posted at 9:02PM, Feb. 9, 2007

and rapes her and gives her 17,000 new undiscovered STD's…

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 11, 2007

Erin has so many std's that they all destroy each other, making her the healthiest person on the face of the earth.

Posted at 8:02PM, Feb. 11, 2007

unfortunately shes on mars…not on the face of the earth and she is one of the most unhealthy people on the face of mars because thats where the gorvernment has secretly been getting rid of people with deadly illnesses and the air is thick with…wait…what air *she suffocates*

Posted at 4:02PM, Feb. 12, 2007

And then you started postin in a game with no idea how to play.

but then we all move to the amazon!

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 12, 2007

Unfortunately we all contract jungle rot and die.

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 12, 2007

BUT! our nutrients fuel the ecosystem thus givng lieu to billions of lives

Posted at 9:02PM, Feb. 12, 2007

then we go back to reality where we are torturing erin in the cruelest and nicest ways possible…

but fortunately she has her handy dandy CO2-O2 transformer and puts it on so what she breathes out she can breathe back in via splitting of molecules from each other…

Posted at 10:02PM, Feb. 12, 2007

OH NO!!

She just tripped over a rock and the CO2-02 transformer is destroyed as she falls on top of it.

Too bad.

Posted at 12:02PM, Feb. 13, 2007

ATTEND mon amis attend! she sells teh scrap metal to china!

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 15, 2007

But then she was kidnaped by stereotypical ninjas and terrorists

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 16, 2007

but really all they want to do is "please" her and she enjoys it…

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 16, 2007

but she got steriotipical ninja aids

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 17, 2007

ninja band-aids that protect her from infection (and spies)

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 17, 2007

but all of the sudden korea nuked her (again)

Posted at 12:02AM, Feb. 18, 2007

But the nukes were actually healing bombs of love.

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 18, 2007

But the love was too strong and crushed here

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 18, 2007

Yes, the nuke crushed her….mentally. she had antient korean therapy and now her self esteem is higher than bill gates.

Posted at 12:02PM, Feb. 19, 2007

so bill gates sued (why am I always the bad narrator?)

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 19, 2007

But before the paperwork was filed, he decided to drop the entire legal suit and go eat icecream instead!