Thread "GNBN" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 19, 2007

but the ice cream had poop in it

Posted at 8:02AM, Feb. 20, 2007

Forynatly it wasn't really poop, it was Brownies!

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 20, 2007

or thats what they want you to think.

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 20, 2007

But its really brownies and erin so happy about the ice cream goes off to a raffle and wins again and gets a computer so she can go to drunkduck.com so she can determine her own fate

Posted at 8:02PM, Feb. 20, 2007

But it was poop!

Posted at 4:02AM, Feb. 21, 2007

so she puked and got some terrible disease.

Posted at 5:02AM, Feb. 21, 2007

but the make a wish foundation vame to give her a wish

Posted at 8:02AM, Feb. 21, 2007

Unforunatle the wish was for her to be put out of her misery…

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 21, 2007

so she died but was reborn into the cutest little kitty on earth

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 21, 2007

but the kid who got her was fat and sqeezed and fell on her so she was in pain a lot.

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 22, 2007

But then the kitty escaped the fat kid and got adopted my an nice old granny

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 22, 2007

Who overfed her and she got really fat and the granny tried to eat her.

Posted at 10:02PM, Feb. 23, 2007

but the granny realised it was actually kitty, and not a dog, cause the granny only ate dogs, but loved cats! she then took the cat to a pet show, where they won a first prize of $1,000,000!

Posted at 11:02PM, Feb. 23, 2007

but she got greedy and pushed erin too hard to get more money

Posted at 9:03PM, Mar. 11, 2007

Then one day, a vagabond psychologist realized that the old granny was living through erin for a psychological need to compensate for her own cutest kitty pageant short-comings, and he stole the cat away to a life of adventure on the open vagabond psyche road.

Posted at 1:03AM, Mar. 12, 2007

but he was really a hobo who smelled bad and he kept her in his armpit

Posted at 2:03PM, Mar. 14, 2007

but his armpit held all sorts of wonders…like the sphynx…and the eiffel tower…and even a bagel…and the kitty fed and found the tomb of a special mummy and it gave her magical powers and she turned herself back into the real erin we have grown to know and love…

Posted at 6:03PM, Mar. 14, 2007

except me I never loved her >:(

Posted at 6:03PM, Mar. 15, 2007

but then i held adenn at gunpoint and forced him to love her…

Posted at 4:03AM, Mar. 19, 2007

but love could not be found by force and he ended up shooting himself in the hand cause of his poor aim. it caused all sorts of blood to go everywhere on Erin. how is she ever going to get the stains out?

Posted at 7:03PM, Mar. 19, 2007

She took it to the dry cleaners got her clothes clean and fell in love with the dry cleaner person!

Posted at 7:03PM, Mar. 19, 2007

but little did she know that the dry cleaner person was really the son of lord montague!!!oh noes!!!

Posted at 1:03AM, Mar. 30, 2007

But thankfully the son didn't see things the way his father did. This made him not want to be the way his father was.

Posted at 2:04PM, Apr. 3, 2007

yes! he wanted to be gay rather than straight so he could talk with a girly accent…qand so he could take in the butt…anyhow, so hes gay and cant love her…

Posted at 2:04PM, Apr. 3, 2007

but he was soooooooooooooooooooooo gay that he helped her renovate her house on the gay channel.