Thread "GNBN" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 11:04AM, Apr. 4, 2007

George bush appeared and slapped the guy.

Posted at 11:04AM, Apr. 4, 2007

slapped him in the butt that is…then they dropped down and had hot sweaty old man sex on national television…and erin joined in…

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 4, 2007

After that they all went to a hotel where, Erin threw geogre bush off the roof, for raping her son.

Posted at 12:04PM, Apr. 5, 2007

but dick cheney caught him and they decided that they were going to strap erin to a nuke and nuke iraq…

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 14, 2007

But Erin was saved by Jack Bauer. Who defused the bomb and untied her.

Posted at 10:04PM, Apr. 14, 2007

But Jack Bauer just wanted to rape her and her son

Posted at 12:04PM, Apr. 15, 2007

Fortunately he had lost his penis in a freak can opening accident and could only sit there and cry.

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 15, 2007

but then micheal jackson came and attacked them

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 15, 2007

Micheal Jackson proceded to throw his son at them, in hopes of weakening them.

Posted at 10:04AM, Apr. 19, 2007

It didn't work, and Erin proceded to Roast MJ with a flamethrower and adopted his son.

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 23, 2007

The son gave her his now dead father's mansion and all of his money.

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 23, 2007

But the mansion was haunted by a booty ghost, and the money turned into poo-poo

Posted at 4:04AM, Apr. 25, 2007

Which was okay, because they could burn the poopoo to keep warm. =D

Posted at 8:04AM, Apr. 25, 2007

but they accidentally burnt the house down.

Posted at 8:04AM, Apr. 25, 2007

But they had insurance so they could afford to buy a new house.

Posted at 8:04AM, Apr. 25, 2007

unfotunatly, it was a cardboard box.

Posted at 3:04AM, Apr. 27, 2007

A MAGICAL cardboard box that could grant the owner the power to rule the world!

Posted at 6:04AM, Apr. 27, 2007

Unfortunatly tha burned down too…

Posted at 7:06PM, Jun. 29, 2007

but the box was fireproof, so it was unscathed.

Posted at 8:06PM, Jun. 29, 2007

But it wasn't waterproof… and suddenly it began to rain.

Posted at 9:06PM, Jun. 29, 2007

And the rain put out the fire! And the rain also seeped into the ground and caused lots of flowers to sprout from the soil!

Posted at 9:06PM, Jun. 29, 2007

suddenly, someone breaks the Fourth Wall of this story, causing unimaginable disasters to happen.

Posted at 9:06PM, Jun. 29, 2007

But they are thwarted by Captain Typhoon's power over water, and the wall is rebuilt by nice people.

Posted at 5:06AM, Jun. 30, 2007

But then the typhoon knocks down the wall again, restarting the unimaginable disasters.

Posted at 8:06AM, Jun. 30, 2007

Lucky, since they were unimaginable, it didn't really happen.