ozone should just go ahead and assign us genders and locations as well.
Well ozone already assigned me as being either a 16 year old boy or a 22 year old lady. (Or both, perhaps?)
And Bigfish, we all know you live in Siberia. It's all right.
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Green_Tangerine is a 36 year old woman from Cuba. She's rather high up in the government, working in the office of agriculture. Her knowledge of soil types is nothing short of encyclopedic, but her passion is the tango; at which she excels!
Wingnut is 28 year old Lithuanian woman from Vilnius, who works in a call centre. Her hobbies include ice fishing, mountain climbing and assembling plastic models of WW2 aircraft.
Maz is now an 18 year old cowboy who sings and researches quantum mechanics for fun. He doesn't live anywhere in particular, he just rides around and sleeps wherever he stops his horse for the night.
Bigfish is actually a big fish, an oarfish actually: 20 meters long!
MagickLorelai is a girl of 17 who wears ribbons in her hair and skips everywhere while humming girlishly. But only wears tight black clothes… so there's sort of a mixed message.
Eunice is a 21 year old man from New Caledonia. He specialises in the study of Polynesian anthropology and archaeology. He has made a recent discovery which should change people's thinking on the spread of the Polynesian Diaspora in the Pacific.
kaminari is 76 and 3 months tomorrow. She lives just outside Hydrabad in India, she is a devout Hindu woman of high cast who owns a considerable interest in a number of failing startup IT firms.
Strong414bad is 45. He has a bad heart condition, so he's been off work from about two months now. He also suffers chronic depression. His wife is worried for the future of their family, she's contemplating divorce…
Terminal has been working as a stripper for a while now, it pays more than her other job as a clerk in Toys R us, but doesn't offer the same level social acceptability, so she hides her nighttime life from her family. The lies are killing her :(
Aeon works as assassin, she wears tight pvc lingerie… We've all seen the cartoons! Well, it's true, Trevor Goodchilde is her secret enemy. She can kill with her thighs.
Mapaghimagsik is a Flemish shoemaker, specialising in wooden clogs. He's very highly respected in his field, in fact he's written several noted books on the subject. He's preparing for a lecture tour of France and Switzerland which should earn him a tidy sum!
Ozoneocean is a 55 year old itinerant labourer, hitchhiking across Peru. Suffering from severe liver damage after years of alcohol abuse, the constant pain along with a poor command of Spanish and slight mental retardation mean that his daily life isn't much fun.
As for your pic, well, let's just say you are now porn star. >:)
NO! I'm joking. It's perfect reference for future pics of Cc in the 1920's soiree type mode!
I'm a thirteen year old girl sometimes, sometimes I'm a twenty seven year old who makes dick and fart joke comics, sometimes I'm a twelve year old boy yelling profanties at people who somehow kill me at halo/cs and other times I'm the slutty bored housewife going on 34. Just depends how I feel, where I am, and whats on the internet that day.
Marine is an angry cat breeder from Newfoundland. He's 32 and doesn't like anything in the world apart from pussy; cat's that is. He started breeding cats six years ago when he quit his job as a professional fisherman and decided to follow his dream. His life partner, Jhonas, left him shortly after the career change… This was a sad time for Marine, but when the cat breeding started to really bring in the bucks Jhonas decided to come back. Their relationship continues healthily, although they no longer live together anymore, due to Marine's growing attitude of general misanthropy which Jhonas finds somewhat disturbing.
… Any particular reason?
I'm just constantly surprised that after 20, you start feeling older. And not tired, creaky bones older, but… Grownup. Does that make any sense?
Yes it does. I just thought i'd be dead cause this world is so screwed up. I thank god for letting me see my 20th birthday.
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