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How will this kill me?

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you walk into a room filled with nice soft fluff and decide to jump in. fluff, not being verry resistant, gives way to youre weight and you fall about 30 feet into the fluff where you suffocate. but at least youre comfy

RoronoaZoros spelling

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he runs you over


naruto

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Death touches you….

A speck of dust…. but you have no allergies, and not allergic to dust……. and just a plain piece of dust…

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The speck of dust picks up a hammer and smacks you round the face a few dozen times.

A sword (try not to go for the obvious one here!).

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you hear tell of a fable sword that is stuck in a stone and the first person to pull the sword from the stone shall be made the next king. you travel endless miles under the harshest of condishions to have youre shot at pulling the sword. you finaly reach it and get ready to try to pull it. you grip the handle and pull with all youre might. you pull and pull with all youre might and because of the exertion youre back goes out. you fall still gripping the sword and as you fall the sword lossens and frees from the stone. still falling, you think ive done it i am king!! you hit the ground and in youre exitement you forget the sword is still in youre hand falling at you. the sword slices youre neck and you bleed out.

typing to much

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they wish to claim youre booty. (god i cant belive i just stooped that low)

the sky

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youre caring a window inside youre house to replace an old one that some damn kids broke playing bace ball in the street when you trip. the window shatters and slices your neck

watter. ( and pls dont just put "you drown")

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You take up surfing and you see a huge wave. You go to surf it when you are draged under. You almost drowned when you are wash up on a small island, but there is nothing to drink but sea water. you die of dehydraion.

clay

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you get so addicted to the potters wheel that you forget to eat. you die of starvation.



A large brick of gold.

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you get WAY to manny (like i know you alredy do) and dd bans you for it. you go into deppresion and kill yourself.

chairs

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You smack your head against a wall in frustration, not knowing that an electric chair is hanging off the edge very dangerously. It falls, comes to life and snaps your neck for hurting it.

Viagra

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You get Charlie Sheen'd, remember? Like in Scary Movie 4.

A gun. Try thinking outside the box for that.

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you get youre finger stuck in it while trying to get the candy. you fling youre hand and pull the fake cartoon charicters head back but you cant get youre finger free. you bang it aginst a fence to try to smash it off but the fence is electrified. the curent travles thrugh the pez straight to you. needles to say you die

candy :)

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it and all of its wepons come to life and kill you

repetitive actions

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