Thread "How will this kill me?" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 5:03AM, Mar. 7, 2007

You trip and die.

The #16

Posted at 5:03AM, Mar. 7, 2007

you're driving down the street and get to 16th street at 4:00 (1600 military time) all the suden 16 guys start shooting at youre car. every one of them shoots 16 bullets. you are found dead 16 houres latter.

the internet

Posted at 6:03AM, Mar. 7, 2007

You get pulled in to the internet and land in to the digial world. You get killed Digimon.

Culture Shock

Posted at 7:03AM, Mar. 7, 2007

you find out u r way out of fashion after a stressful day and have a heart attack

butter

Posted at 8:03AM, Mar. 7, 2007

you are buttering youre toast (YUM) when you drop some butter. being the lazy basterd you are you dont pick it up. you finish buttering and turn to put the butterknife in the sink when you slip on the butter. the knife flies in the air and then impales you thrugh the head

paper

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 7, 2007

you are working with paper when all of a sudden u accidentally cut ur wrist with the paper and bleed to death.

ice cream

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 7, 2007

Brain freeze leads you to fall off a very high cliff.

Speakers.

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 7, 2007

your music is so loud that ur brain explodes from abuse

ur wife/husband

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 7, 2007

They nag you to death.

FF7 R Us

Posted at 10:03PM, Mar. 9, 2007

Toys R us begins to only sell FF7 related products and changes it's name to FF7 R Us. While looking for some Cure materia and Phoinex downs, you see a sale on life sized buster swords. You take one buster sword from the bottom of the pile of swords, and it causes the rest to fall on you.

A door

Posted at 7:03AM, Mar. 10, 2007

One day, while deciding how something as safe as a teddy bear would kill you, you decide you have to pee. You get up,or almsot do, and fall off your chair. You hit the door, paralyzing you. You little sister walks in, and because she is a stupid little witch ^_^, she doesn't notice you.On her way out of your room, she shuts the door on your head, breaking your something, and causing her to notice you. You get her to call the 911, and you are sent to the hospital.
But the door is not done yet, ohno…
The doctor diagnosis you, and says that you need to have a somethign transplant immediatly. Another ambulance rushes to your hospital with the soemthing. While lieing (wtf, how do you spell that???) in bed, wishing you could carve your eyes out after several hours of Barney, the doctor arrives. The door smacks into his face, and he drops the something.The door squishes the something. From the shock, you are only a tiny bit paralysed. You get up to try and help him, buuuuuuut..
You trip over him and fall, and the door proceeds to bash your head into the wall..

An overelaborate theory

Posted at 8:03AM, Mar. 10, 2007

the theory causes u brain damage. u dont see it and walk right into a street sweeper and get torn up.

opposite day

Posted at 12:03PM, Mar. 10, 2007

When your holding a knife in your hand someone says, "Don't kill yourself!" And since it's opposite day you go ahead and kill yourself.

wrist watch

Posted at 12:03PM, Mar. 10, 2007

Your arms of your wristwatch are made of a magnetic substance, and somebody holds a magnet up to it. It also turns out that the watch is not powered by gears, but rather an actual time hole. The magnetic energy causes the time hole to suck you in, and you land in a post-appocalyptic waste-land. A giant mech (that has gone out of control and started killing at random) finds you and blasts you to smithereens.

A severed ape hand.

Posted at 4:03PM, Mar. 10, 2007

some1 shoves it in ur mouth and you choke to death

life

Posted at 7:03PM, Mar. 10, 2007

While playing the board game LIFE, an elephant eats you.

Sugar

Posted at 9:03PM, Mar. 10, 2007

you eat too much and your arteries clog, resulting in a heart attack.

next item: hot girls

Posted at 9:03PM, Mar. 10, 2007

they break your neck for attempting to grab them in certain places.

a pen

Posted at 9:03PM, Mar. 10, 2007

As you are writing with the pen, it explodes. The ink sprays into your eyes. As you struggle to find a towel to wipe your eyes. You accidently fall through an open window and fall 10 stories to your death.

The 5th dimension!!!

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 12, 2007

u get teleported to the future and get killed by giant flys

roronoazoro

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 12, 2007

Let me count the ways…luffy?..no…..5 ton Hammer?…nooo….. A cow?…. nooo….I know! Dragon Twister!

Tony The Hedgehog

Posted at 11:03AM, Mar. 12, 2007

Death by leaving the Duck.

A goose feather.

Posted at 4:03AM, Mar. 13, 2007

youre just walking along and a flock of gees fly above you without you noticing. a goos fether falls off and falls infront of you without you noticeing. you yawn and when you inhale you breath in the fether. you choke and die.

things that smell good

Posted at 5:03AM, Mar. 13, 2007

Die of Pleasure of the nose…

You hold up a kittin with a glock…

Posted at 5:03AM, Mar. 13, 2007

the kitten gets pissed and goes mideavil on you.

worms