you die cus you can't keep up with the posts.
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You are playing Xbox 360, when all of the sudden, you realize that you forgot to do your laundry. You head to the laundry room, which is located in the basement. You bend over to put your socks in the dryer. You hear a noise at the top of the stairs and turn in that direction. It is you Xbox 360 wielding a knife, it has just killed your pet and now it is after you! A chase ensues through your house, down the street, and eventualy to a shopping mail. The mail is conviently filled with Zombies! You plow your way through the undead, with your pet murdering Xbox 360 close behind! The Xbox 360 realizes that it needs to help you, so it starts to stab all the zombies. You and the Xbox 360 escape with your life and head to a diner. You have a burger and a milk shake together. While eating you realize that you have to go to the bath room, you do your business and head back to the table. You take a the last sip of your milk shake and signal to your Xbox 360 it is time to go. You then gasp, and look at the Xbox 306 holdng a bottle of rat poison, shaking it in a taunting manner. You fall to the floor, shaking, gagging and foaming at the mouth. Your Xbox 360 then stabs you, shoots you in the face, chops off both your hands and sets your corpes a blaze. The Xbox 360 leaves the diner, but quickly returns and set $2 on the table for a tip. Your body is still burning. It them quickly exits.
Object: Sharpie Marker
You are the first to pass out at a party, thus all your friends draw on your face with lewd comments (i.e. insert penis here) and even lewder pictures (i.e. a penis drawn near your mouth) including an outline of the teabag you received in your sleep. You die of humiliation, and ink poisoning.
Object: A Yaoi Manga
Throughout great and distant lands, you travel the world, searching for this 'Metman'. You have met allies encoutered dangers, made rivals. But, your quest fails. Then you realise, Metman is within all of us, in our hearts.
He then rips out of your body and your organs fly in loads of directions.
A credit card.
You are roasting marshmallows and one of your mashmallows is set on fire because you fail at roasting. Unfortunately, you do not notice this (because you fail at noticing) and eat it anyway, whereupon it burns a hole through your esophagus and kills you.
And/or, Marshie from Homestarrunner.com scares the life out of you.
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