How will this kill me?

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 7, 2007

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It gets loged in your head.

Fullmetal Alchemist.

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 7, 2007

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You call him short and he slices you to pieces.

The Knights Who Say Ni.

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 7, 2007

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hang get violent and hang ya.

cotton balls

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 8, 2007

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You inhail them and Die.

The Sephiroth tree.

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 8, 2007

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Stabs you(a la Aeris).

A five-dollar bill.

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 8, 2007

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a homeless guy stabs you in the neck and takes it.


the internet

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 9, 2007

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A guy hacks into your computer finds your adress and murders you

a fingernail

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 9, 2007

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its sharpend like a dagger and stabs you

videos

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 9, 2007

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they have a major effect on your life. you try to make the same energy blasts Laharl makes, and you end up dropping it and killing yourself.

Etna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 10, 2007

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She puts up posters for a bountay of 1000000 HL for your head. Countless demons attack you and try to kill you. Filnly Enta comes and kills you and takes the bountay for herself.

The DD Store.

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 10, 2007

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you buy one of my lollypop nuke.

the Send! button

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 10, 2007

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You click it and it sends you to the deapts of hell.

Sigma.

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 10, 2007

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Sigma builds overlord Riku, and together they rip your head off.

laharl's meteor!

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 10, 2007

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It lands on you.

Murder

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 10, 2007

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a guy nicknamed murder cut's you into millions of peices and sends you to canada

air

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 10, 2007

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You breath in too much air and your lungs explode.

A lollypop.

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 10, 2007

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do you not read the Avatar rpg?

dog shit

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 10, 2007

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do you not read the Avatar rpg?

Yes I do. I just wanted to see what would happen.

You step in it and while you are trying to get it off, you fall off the egae of a cliff.

Brymstone.

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 10, 2007

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one ton of it falls on ya and spills your gut's on the ground.

the soft ticking of a clock?

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 10, 2007

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it ticks so much it dirves you crazy and you kill yourself

a dream

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 11, 2007

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You die in the dream and have a heart attack.

A watch.

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 11, 2007

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the watch battery die's while you are waiting for the second hand and you sit and wait and die of old age.


this symbol '*'

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 11, 2007

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you are at home haveing youre eavning tea (at least i gave you class) when all of the sudden a die hard naruto fan who you insulted at the last naruto convention breaks thrugh youre window and thrughs ninja stars at you but he screwed up and they had to many pegs so it looked like a *.


somthing non existant

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 11, 2007

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The non-existent item drags you into its universe of non-existence and wipes you from the face of reality.

A cell phone.

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 11, 2007

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You are talking to your girlfriend on the phone and she breaks up with you. Heartbroken you go to the nearest bridge to jump off and end the horrible existence, but you coward out and go to therapy and soon you're back up again and meet someone new and start a new family with that one.

But little do you know that that very fateful night the phone gave you a tumor and you die. The end.


Led Zeppelin. The rock band, not a huge lead blimp.