You antecedently walk on to a set for the new loony toons where the coyote is having a strop that he is being written off. throws said anvil and hits you square in the face.
French mans hat.
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The stick aliens from the galaxy Gr4ph1t3 mistake your unsharpened pencil for one of their own. In order to free their comrade from captivity, they come up with a complex plan that involves bits of string, a penny, and a comically misshapen carrot. Then, Greg from Navigation suggests that they use the laser o' death. In the end, the aliens go back to their galaxy with your unsharpened pencil, christened Silent Fred, where they go to the bar for ale and lager, and you are left behind with your head lasered off.
a tiny "Thank You" card
The explosion wipes out an alien race that would've come to earth to reveal to us how to prevent our star from exploding. But, because they're dead, they don't, and our sun explodes seventy-billion years later, wiping out the human race.
Man, that's depressing.
Guitar Hero II.
a young child is playing with his toy boomerang, which was in the shape of the letter Z. he throws it again, but it doesn't come back.
meanwhile, you're enjoying an afternoon stroll when the Z-shaped boomerang embeds itself into your head.
Next Item: one of those graphing calculators that're super-expensive.
The person who invented the graphing calculator is pissed off that he will only be remembered for that and that alone… one day while you were doing your homework, the inventor passes by and freaks out, thus killing himself as well as you with the graphing calculator.
Space Monkeys
Whilst on one of your day to day trips to the moon to pick up some donuts, space monkeys driving in the opposite direction towards earth hurl what appears to be some form of pudding at your windscreen. You can no longer see the trail ahead and subsequently crash into the orbiting donut stand.
It's a real shame that in 2134 donuts are filled with nitroglycerin.
Next Item: A fern.
At the bottom of your bed is a dream catcher that your sibling recently bought you as a gift. However, the vendour was an evil spell caster who cursed the item. When you are sleeping the feathers begin to twist and spiral towards you. They cover your face and you suffocate.
A single raindrop.
You become so obssesed with the show that you spend the rest of your life flipping through channels on the television looking it. You don't stray far from the screen, afraid that you might miss something. Food poisoning gets you when you attempt to acquire nourishment by hoovering up questionable particles from the surrounding floor.
a scrunchie
Scrunchie's are automatically evil but if I must…
You're putting on a scrunchie when all of a sudden the Kool-Aid Man breaks into your room thus crushing you… although you survive the impact, the scrunchie is logged in your throat thus choking to death.
The Kool-Aid Man is sentence to death but is later acquitted 23 years later proving that the system does not work.
Pluto (the once planet)
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