Thread "How will this kill me?" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 12:06PM, Jun. 27, 2007

The once Planet was feeling rather sad, so it thought i to would hang out with the earth moon.
The earth moon and Pluto get a bit drunk. then Pluto falls into the earth orbit and you gut crushed by it.

New object: Nintendo DS

Posted at 12:06PM, Jun. 27, 2007

You and the DS Lite are making out… then the old DS walks in and stabs you screaming… YOU STOLE MAH MAN!!!. Dead.

PSP

Posted at 6:06PM, Jun. 27, 2007

You are playing a PSP when you have a siezure, due to the flashing lights.

A time bomb.[If you can't think of something to do with this, Armageddon ain't far off.]

Posted at 6:06PM, Jun. 27, 2007

A time bomb? For once in my life I am stump… I have failed everyone including my dog.

A dog.

Posted at 6:06PM, Jun. 27, 2007

Your dog sees you as a failure and decides that you are not fit to live. He plots your death.

"What's that Lassie? Timmy fell down the well in the forest that I'm certain to get lost and starve to death in? Aw, Timmy can save himself. What? Wet t-shirt contest? In the forest? Let's go!"

Cardboard boxes

Posted at 7:06PM, Jun. 27, 2007

You decide to live in a cardboard box… unfortunately you forgot that when wet, cardboard becomes quick-sand and you drown.

Aids

Posted at 7:06AM, Jun. 28, 2007

Despite never having sex with her, your old decrepit lover blames you for giving her AIDS. She then stabs you in your jaw with a rusty knife, which then gives you tetanus and your muscles begin to spasm uncontrollably. Unfortunately, this all happens in front of the tyrannical despot of your country. He takes your flailing around as an insult and orders you to be shot. Lucky for you, your mother knows his mother, so you get a couple days to live before your execution. You spend those final days in prison with television privileges and conjugal visits because of good behavior. And guess what? You contract AIDS from a dude named Stacy in the shower and die from complications. Awww…

Let's see…

try a can of Febreze air freshener

Posted at 7:06AM, Jun. 28, 2007

You lean in to smell it, but it sucks you in, and chops you up.

A pebble.

(HA! 666th post!)

Posted at 8:06AM, Jun. 28, 2007

You are riding your bike, when it flys down your throat. You choke to death.

A time bomb.

Posted at 9:06AM, Jun. 28, 2007

You defuse it and run off, but then someone throws it at you, fracturing your skull.

Fangirls.

Posted at 9:06AM, Jun. 28, 2007

For some reason, you decide to go to an anime convention dressed as Inu-Yasha, Sephiroth, Ichigo, or Proto Man. The resulting rush of fangirls tramples you and the glompers slowly suffocate you to death!

Edit: Almost forgot!

A wacom Intuos tablet!

Posted at 10:06AM, Jun. 28, 2007

The Wacom Intuos tablet spills acid from its screen onto your face leaving nothing but bones… although you survive the incident, you're still ugly and cannot find a date, you commit suicide by hanging yourself with an electrical cord.

Jesus Juice.

Posted at 10:06AM, Jun. 28, 2007

Apparently, only one in a billion of us are deathly allergic to Jesus Juice. Hard luck mate.

J-Rock.

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 28, 2007

J-Rock automatically kills you.

GTA:IV

Posted at 12:06PM, Jun. 28, 2007

Jack Thompson rants about it until you get so annoyed you kill yourself.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

Posted at 12:06PM, Jun. 28, 2007

Shigeru Miyamoto rants about it until you get so annoyed you kill yourself.

Community College.

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 28, 2007

The thought of a full semester of college costing less than $1000 causes your head to explode from the inconceivability.

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 28, 2007

You forgot to add a new item, Kohdok…

Cheese.

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 28, 2007

You eat it, only to find out you are severly lactose intolerant.

A Japanese schoolgirl.

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 28, 2007

A Japanese Chris Hansen walks in and tells you sit down… then the Japanese schoolgirls stabs you with a Sailor Moon… moon.

Initial D

Posted at 1:06AM, Jun. 29, 2007

you start to watch an episode of inital d, when suddenly you are sucked into the episode through a wormhole. dosorientated, you walk onto the street and are almost run over by a drifting car. you regain your balance, only to get your foot run over by a second drifting car. you start hobbling around and come to rest on the bumper bar on the side of a cliff, when suddenly a third car comes by and knocks you off the cliff with its super awesome drifting wind.

a flower petal

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 29, 2007

Whilst playing the ever popular "Love Me Not" game, you throw a petal into the air only to find it floats into your mouth at such a specific angle that it blocks your air passage.

A copy of the Tool album, Enima.

Posted at 12:07AM, Jul. 1, 2007

While listening to the cd, the cd player starts on fire due to over use. At that point, you either burn alive or commit suicide because you have ruined the cd of "the best fucking band, ever" as you put it.

a sponge bob plushie

Posted at 12:07AM, Jul. 1, 2007

The Plushie will come to life and you marry it and have many kids… One day you have a heartattack from the food the Plushie made…

Google Earth.

Posted at 12:07AM, Jul. 1, 2007

Michael Jackson could not find any pictures of little boys and made the world explode.

penguins