How will this kill me?

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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You forget to remove the shell and you choke to death

cure miracle

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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It cures you…

TO DEATH.

Five dwarfs.

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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5 dwarves take turns beating you with hammers in a Chuck E. Cheese basement. you turn out ok.

graphics card

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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Electrocutes you

Cd-rom

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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gets thrown like a shuriken, and slashes your axillary nerve

cheese soup

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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you're lactose intolerant

garden gnome

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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Simple. They're evil.

Grass.

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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Allergic

plastic bowl

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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while you're having your early morning grass sniff, a space shuttle crashes directly into your left eye.

drunkduck.com

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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you become so addicted to the forums you forget to breath

google.com

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you become so addicted to the forums you forget to breath

google.com

you search for lice, and it sprays out of your monitor, and eats you.

this quote. ^

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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you read it over and over until you die

Pulp fiction

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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Bruce Willis shoves the vhs tape of pulp fiction down your throat, and starts to hum a dance tune.

a strawberry farm.

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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I stand admiring the beauty of a working farm and get run over by a tractor

a cow

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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Rabie Rabbits attack you and your farm.

A flashlight.

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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a cow with a flashlight strapped to it's head, tramples you and drowns you in milk.

salsa verde doritos.

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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They burn the mouth shut and the victim starves to death

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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teddy roosevelt shuts down your trust company for not putting up a new object.

rap music

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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^ the bass starts pumping my heart for me so when it stops I die of heart attack

napster

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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your band doesn't make any money, as everyone downloads your tunes. you die somehow.

stand up comedy

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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You listen to a really good act and laugh until you pass out and crack you skull on the floor

itunes

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You learn the definition of the word "Pneumoencephalogram" and get killed by your i-pod.

the ice age

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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you freeze to death

international treaties

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while reading up on international treaties, you sometimes dance to your cellphone's ringtone.

bifocal glasses.

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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You aren't supposed to wear glasses, they make you dizzy and you fall off a 100 story building

The drunk duck