How will this kill me?

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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is the designated driver, and crashes into a tree.

football

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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You get tackled badly and it snaps you neck

ping pong

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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your space suit decompresses while your playing ping pong on the moon.

a guy that died thousands of years ago, and his corpse has worn away completely. there is no trace of him left.

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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you trip and fall, the corpse's femur punctures your brain when you land on it face first.

spaghetti

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It is fantastic. The spaghetti is such, that you kill yourself, so that it's your last memory.

bees.

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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Die of various poisonous bee stings…

cola

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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you drink too much and get adrenal failure

US congress

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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your allergic to the US congress. they sting you.

doctors.

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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Thay already have. You just don't know it yet.

Billy and Mandy.

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billy sells you some really bad crack, and you fly like a butterfly into oncoming traffic.

a seesaw.

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You are sleeping under one and gets your head chop off

Pizza Vs. Taco Debate

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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you make a taco pizza, and thousands of hungry men trample you and steal it, as it is a sacred artifact.

kaleidoscope.

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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It makes you dizzy and you fall into a tar pit and drown in tar

mr edwards

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mr edwards beats you to death with a club.

The Illustrated Man by: Ray Bradbury

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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visions of the future drawn on a carny's body body drive youy to suicide

From justin to kelly

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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From Justin, a javelin is thrown to Kelly. it misses and impales you.

invisible spray.

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^you get trippy hallucinations after accidentally inhaling the spray,
You eat rubber and gasoline during your ravings and die

Frodo the hobbit

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your an orc, and his sword glows blue. he stabs you and you die.

Fahrenheit 451

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you've been hiding books and get run down by the mechanical hound

Assassins aprentice

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you get caught by the guards, and hung in the town square.

Parliament(P-Funk)

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they vote you down

telephone

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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You get a call, and nobody's there. you are highly annoyed.

someone else's knife wound.

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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you pick up a blood pathogen when it spurts blood on you.
You die a long drawn out painful death.

Adult video

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alright, my response was kinda bad, sry. umm………the video feeds you some spoiled ham, and beats you at NBA live 2004.

grey overcoat

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 11, 2007

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Wear the coat and then the sun comes out, die of heat exhaustion.

no. 3 pencil