How will this kill me?

Posted at 9:11AM, Nov. 22, 2007

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Realizing that you just wasted so much damn money taking care of the thing and you die of hunger.

A forum post.

Posted at 9:11AM, Nov. 22, 2007

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It links you to a site that is against your country and you get executed for treason.

A santa Hat

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 22, 2007

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It links you to a site that is against your country and you get executed for treason.

A santa Hat

It turns out that the opening that you put your head in is actually a mouth of a santa hat parasite demon monster shark tiger.

an asterisk.

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 22, 2007

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*-need I say more

my feet

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 22, 2007

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the smell.

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Posted at 6:11PM, Nov. 22, 2007

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You try to eat all the dots at once (probably showing off to your friends) and choke to death. The autopsy report discovers that the dots swelled in size when they entered your throat and suffocated you. A terrible end to a celebrity life.

A squirrel in a fishbowl wearing the arc of the covenant upon its tiny head after it stole my keys.

Posted at 9:11PM, Nov. 22, 2007

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The arc crushes the squirrel with its enormous weight and falls open upon hitting the floor. The great all-powerful forces within it eradicate you.

eve online.

Posted at 9:11PM, Nov. 22, 2007

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In reality both your character and you are connected. Your character dies, you die.

This :kitty:

Posted at 2:11AM, Nov. 23, 2007

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It's too "cute" for you to handle, so you die.

the new avatar game returns! game

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 23, 2007

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the avatars show up at ur house and slaghter u

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 23, 2007

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you die because of a memory lapse in which you forgot to put up an item with which someone would kill you.

a memory lapse

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 23, 2007

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brain collapses u die


hater-aid

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 23, 2007

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You get so loaded up on hater-aid, ya try to take on Chuck Norris! Enough said!

gay man sex (Absolute and Tokyopimp)

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 23, 2007

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im ganna kill u blood and so is tokyo


gay sex drew and j.c

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 23, 2007

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Do I really need to explain how that kills?

Mini Me.

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 23, 2007

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look at him.

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Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 23, 2007

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Those are car batteries. you put your tongue on them.
Stupid you… *Uses you as a battery to power his TV* Sweeeeeeeet


A 2X4

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 23, 2007

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I beat it with ya until ya die.

Roxas

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 23, 2007

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I beat it with ya until ya die.

Roxas

His 'gay' radiates too much.

lol sorry, zeph…

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 23, 2007

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apologizing to Zeph gets you killed because I do not like hearing apologies from anyone, to anyone.

Japanese culture

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 23, 2007

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How does that kill?


Orphans with Knives

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 23, 2007

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Please, sah can I have some more?

no.

*KER-SLASH*

AGHGFHGHGHG

Yttrium.

Posted at 8:11PM, Nov. 23, 2007

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Your brain short circuits as you try to pronounce Yttrium and 'splodes.

dead leaf

Posted at 8:11PM, Nov. 23, 2007

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It gets in your eyes, and you struggle to get it out, but unfortunately pull out your eye with it, and the optical nerve fails to break, pulling out your brain. You, obviously, drop dead.

Nerf Dart.

Posted at 8:11PM, Nov. 23, 2007

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Your dumbass brother puts a Tac on it that had poked an AIDS victum and you get AIDS and die.

World War II Zombehs