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imshard
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A crazed evangelical sees you wearing the choker, and lunges with a crucifix and a wooden stake at you whilst screaming "DEVIL IN DISGUISE!!"

A nearby police officer sees the disturbance and fires. The bullet passes right through the mis-guided zealot and strikes you in the neck. luckily the metal studs in the choker stop the bullet and you survive with a nasty bruise.

Later at the hospital while being treated for your injuries you contract a cold and die of a secondary influenza infection.

your own blood.

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A crazed evangelical sees you wearing the choker, and lunges with a crucifix and a wooden stake at you whilst screaming "DEVIL IN DISGUISE!!"

A nearby police officer sees the disturbance and fires. The bullet passes right through the mis-guided zealot and strikes you in the neck. luckily the metal studs in the choker stop the bullet and you survive with a nasty bruise.

Later at the hospital while being treated for your injuries you contract a cold and die of a secondary influenza infection.

your own blood.

You drown in it.

Your imagination.

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it corrupts ur mind u eventually kill ur self


leaches

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they suck your blood until you're dry.

Dark Matter

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The sheer impossiblility.

titles.

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again, the sheer impossibility.

a penis.

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you get banned for using the p word! muhahahaha you better pray and hope a mod doesn't see this page….

A harmless little butterfly that isn't mutated! or poisoness… i swear… how can butterflys be poison?

kitty17
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You choke on it and die.


Soap scumb

BloodTh
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it somehow gets into your mouth and you die from poison.

George W. Bush (have fun, my friends!)

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you get banned for using the p word! muhahahaha you better pray and hope a mod doesn't see this page….

There is a comic called penis.

therealtj
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It's illegaly uploaded. Youtube traces your IP and murders you in you sleep. They never solve the mystery of your murder.

therealtj
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It's illegaly uploaded. Youtube traces your IP and murders you in you sleep. They never solve the mystery of your murder.


A stack of porn.

genstru
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They smash your head into a tv.

BoBoBoBoBo.

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comes back from the grave and eats ur soul


a chao

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