Thread "How will this kill me?" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 2, 2008

Err…
Wait a sec,i gotta go to wiktionary…
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Oh!That's what it means.

Well,you scoff at a really big dude,he picks you up,rolls you into a ball and plays basketball with you.

Wiktionary.

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 2, 2008

Someone hits you with it.

It.

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 2, 2008

If by "IT" you mean rape then…you get "IT" and then whoever it was kills you.

Sea_Cow's year old jokes (see above)

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 2, 2008

i could live with it

listening to narutards rant on how haters who hate naruto suck

Posted at 11:09PM, Sep. 2, 2008

Drives you to killing yourself.

Broken link

Posted at 11:09AM, Sep. 3, 2008

It's so annoying (like me) that you kill yourself

MSN

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 3, 2008

Your horoscope on MSN Astrology predicts extremely good luck for you today. Confident, you decide to try your luck and fly to Las Vegas, Nevada. You win big at the craps table. On your last throw you bet everything you own, expecting a huge profit in return. However your luck runs out, and you lose everything. Homeless, you try to make a living on the street. While wandering through some alley you cut yourself on a rusty nail. You die of tetanus a few weeks later.

A half-used tube of toothpaste

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 3, 2008

You slip on it and crack your head in the bathtub.

Cool Guy.

Posted at 8:09AM, Sep. 4, 2008

His shades brake, and the shards impale through your eyes and into your brain.

Cockroach

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 4, 2008

(Cool Guy doesn't wear shades.)

My mom fills the house with chemicals to kill it.Needless to say,I DIE!

Ma website.

Posted at 8:09PM, Sep. 4, 2008

Heart Attack from the horror that is your website.

Scanner

Posted at 6:09AM, Sep. 5, 2008

You get so happy for getting a scanner,you have a heart attack.

Avril Lavigne.

Posted at 8:09AM, Sep. 5, 2008

Listening to her music is enough to make anyone's head explode.

Chess

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 5, 2008

You loose then you commit suicide

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 7, 2008

You laugh so hard you fall from your chair and crack your head.Bye,bye Cool Guy.

Death Note.

Posted at 8:09PM, Sep. 7, 2008

Need we say more?

Mario

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 8, 2008

He thinks you're a turtle and jumps on you.Don't forget he's an overweight italian plumber.

Posted at 11:09PM, Sep. 8, 2008

You forgot to put something. :P

Toilet paper

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 11, 2008

A two ton pile of …Slightly damp… toilet paper falls off a truck and on to you crushing you to death.

*fingerless monkey*

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 11, 2008

It's a CANIBAL! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (if you didn't get that then you're an asshole)

Naruto Sippuden the Movie: Bonds

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 11, 2008

you watch it, and you head explodes from to much awesome!!!

*World of Warcraft

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 11, 2008

Your character jumps out of your monitor and slices your head off.

Bling

Posted at 6:09AM, Sep. 12, 2008

You have so much bling your locals gangstahs are jealous and kill you.

Posted at 10:09AM, Sep. 12, 2008

You seem to have forgotten something… in its place, you have left… NOTHING.

The NOTHING appears and swallows you into the void. You are not resurrected when Bastian names the Empress because your forgot the games rules and she didn't like your face.

Object: A sponge.

Posted at 11:09AM, Sep. 12, 2008

the sponge has been under the sink so long that it contracts deadly mold spores, and when you go to get it, you breath them in killing you slowly over the coarse of 2 hours

*butter knife