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since it is the softest pillow ever you never get off of it and die of starvation

naked brothers band

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You see on the news that they have changed their name to the Super Music Bros. then when you meet them you yell to them "I hate you Super Gay Bros." then they beat you reapeadetly with their instuments.


Kappa Mikey

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Dammit! This thread JUST WON'T DIE! Oh, that's a good thing.

Your brain explodes because you realize the only thing to watch on tv (litterally, it's on every station) is a gay ass nickelodeon show -.-

people like me with anger issues.

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you say hi then i say hi then you beat me with a fish the smell gets to me and i suffocate




An empty room with water and instant sponges

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The water is actualy gasoline and the sponges are bombs the sponges explode and then the gasoline makes the explosion bigger and you burn and die slowly.



the word supercalafragalisticaspialadosious.

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You are having a conversation with somebody, and you use the word supercalafragalisticaspialadosious in a sentence. They ask you what it means, and as they insist you repetedly deny them the definition. Eventually they become very aggrivated, kicking you in the nuts and accidentally causing you to fall over the guard railing behind you, and you plummet 25 stories, getting hit by a speeding bus right before hitting the concrete. Then the announcer says "Overkill!"

A suit made out of a collection of middle aged men's foreskin.

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you die of disgustitud….is that a word?



My horrible singing

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the window glass breaks from your horrible singin n cut your heart!!

my yammy donuts

Ganolink
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your yammy donuts come alive and eat you and everyone else


the game FATAL FRAME 2

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It ain't called FATAL Frame for nothin'!

A murderer.

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Knive in, guts out, knive in, guts out….simple. X)


paper and pen…

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youll swallow the paper then youll choke up with it…someone will try to help u by cuting your throught with the pen…

book

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The lower hard edge of a book falls severely on your head and it'll bleed your head so bad that you'd start losing blood. Somehow, that same book floats up again and smashes your head into little pieces.

Mashed potatoes

diana_m
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You choke.

Me.

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You write so mutch fan fic that our heads explode



Geting hit on the head with the "Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix" book

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you pick the book back up and read it and slam your head with the book till you die



straw

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Geting hit on the head with the "Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix" book

Asshole.

Make a straw hat,go to a cosplay convention and get killed by a angry mob of Naruto fans.


Cool guy.

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his fist that hides in his chin comes out and puches you




pong

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Geting hit on the head with the "Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix" book

Asshole.

LOL



You lose the game then you think that you suck cuz u lost and then you commit suicide



Assholes like…I don't know….Diana_m

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Diana_M might be like assy mcgee and shoots you


tinky winky

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He shoots you with a AK-47.

My fanfics.

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You write so mutch fan fic that our heads explode

same as befor



Mirrors (if you've seen the movie then you'll understand)

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You'll get so confused, you'll end up shooting yourself (sorry, haven't seen the movie).


Chicken Wings.

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You choke.´
C'mon people gimme a hard one!These bitches are too easy!

The queen of England.

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Scoff at her.

Shit and stuff.
SHRINK YOUR SIGNATURE.

Scoffing.

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