Three little fat kids, sitting in the sun. Down came a morlock, and then there were none.
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How would a lunatic respond?
Not everyone knows this, but Chris Crocker has a ninja squad (CCNS, some say "Keckin's" ), one of which is a Bidewf on steroids, and they assassinate the leading authorities on Britney hatred.
Chelsea Handler has already been disappeared. A member of the Keckin's that defected gave me the audio recording of the incident.
CC: Are you comfortable, Chelsea?
CH: I'm tied to a goddamned chair, Chris, of course not.
CC: And do you know…why…you are not comfortable?
CH: Because, uh, I'm tied to a chair, and ninjas dragged me in here.
-A click, and Britney Spears music is turned on-
CC: Do you like this music?
CH: No, she's a dirty whore.
CC: Ah, ah, ah! Now it's self-evident. Now, this little device we have here–
-Electric feedback, diesel engine rumbling, and saws-
CC: –the Keckin's and I like to call it…the cheese grater.
-CH screams for about five minutes-
Aside from that, what's the meaning of life?
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