Just suppose I had the vast resources to create a multilevel bunker powered by geothermal energy, and it had enough room to house the entire Drunkduck community. Then, as if I knew something big was about to happen I have the entire DD community shipped to the bunker location and have them all settled in. Then the unthinkable happens… something happens to make the surface of our world uninhabitable. Either a large meteor hits the Earth or Yellowstone Park finally erupts, or some madman pushes the shiny red button because his diety commanded him to do it. In any case, the surface of the Earth won't be habitable for at least a generation or more.
Would you be able to function in the bunker (assuming it's very spacious with lots of room, almost as if you were still living on the surface, but there'd be no sky to look at). What would you do to contribute to the community? What technologies would we be using to keep ourselves sustained (I'd be using hydroponics and various recycling technologies to conserve our limited resources). And what would we do if we found out that other forum communities such as 4chan setup their tribes on the surface and are looking to invade us because we've become very prosperous?
Oh… and I probably wouldn't be assuming any sort of power. That job would go to the Drunkduck Admins. :)
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How would the Drunkduck Community function after a major disaster?
I would probably eat all the food, poison the leftovers, and crap in every corner I find.
Soon I would be ejected from the bunker into the radioactive wasteland, where I would gain powers and reek my sweet bloody terror on the survivors. As it turns out, it was I who set off the bomb. And it all went according to plan…
JC, A BOMB!
Oh… and I probably wouldn't be assuming any sort of power. That job would go to the Drunkduck Admins. :)Great. :)
My first act is to execute Lefarce, humorman and any other upstarts.
Second I stablish a harem consisting of all the ladies who want special treatment. Skoolmunkee would of course have her own male harem.
Next I would train up an unstoppable army of elites to keep order. All those with military experience would be in automatically in command positions- Seventy, Bravo… I dunno about Cori though, he's a wild one. Everyone wishing to join the army will have to prove themselves to those guys.
Of course the army will be fully equal opportunity, so ladies, guys, furies, whatever, you're in.
That's right: No discrimination for furies!
The fat fetishists however won't be allowed any combat roles. I don't want them starting a revolution and trying to establish a Fattopia. Sorry guys, that dream will have to wait for another apocalypse.
lba can be chief engineer because he loves making stuff.
Spriters can work in the custard mines so that they can provide nourishing yellow, gluggy goodness for all of us.
If you think I am going to be cooped up anyplace with any of you, you are wrong. :] I'm going to take a gun, a vault combat uniform, and become Messiah of the wasteland. Along the way I will find a trusty dog, make friends with ghouls, cobble together fun and deadly weapons, and maybe blow up Megaton. I might come back and visit once to get you guys out of trouble but only if Humorman will give me a haircut.
If I had to stay in your stinky vault I'd be pretty useless as none of my skills have real-world value. I'd probably end up being a secretary or something. And not ozone's secretary.
haha,i have to echo Product Placement's statement.
i've been planning for this. i buy my undergarments based on what would look cool if all our clothes got blown off in a nuclear blast except the underwear, just like in the movies. see, i'm ready for this, you guys'll just look silly. also, i want machine gun arms and an endless supply of thrash metal, nwobhm and church choir music to play out of speakers sticking out of my head that i can control with my brain.
Oooh, reminds me a bit of City of Ember ^.^ I want to be a messenger! And I'm vaguely handy - I can cook and sew and knit and rig up interesting rope and pulley systems for what-have-you. Ooh, and teach people lots of different dances!
In reality, I'd probably be the annoying perky one that everyone wants to smother with pillows after about a week.
Edit: Incidentally, this might make a really fun community project or gratuitious, cameo-infested one shot if anyone were up for the challenge.
What would you do to contribute to the community? What technologies would we be using to keep ourselves sustained
The most important technological necessity and my contribution to the community, would be to set up a makeshift distillery as soon as possible. Once we all had a regular supply of laughing juice, we could face whatever problems lay in store.
I'm deadly serious about this - without copious quantities of alcohol, the community would quickly descend into a bizarre religious cult with Ozone at the helm.
If you think I am going to be cooped up anyplace with any of you, you are wrong. :] I'm going to take a gun, a vault combat uniform, and become Messiah of the wasteland. Along the way I will find a trusty dog, make friends with ghouls, cobble together fun and deadly weapons, and maybe blow up Megaton. I might come back and visit once to get you guys out of trouble but only if Humorman will give me a haircut.
If I had to stay in your stinky vault I'd be pretty useless as none of my skills have real-world value. I'd probably end up being a secretary or something. And not ozone's secretary.
So you don't want to form your own faction that will directly conflict with Ozone's so that the community will remain not only balanced, but always ready to do battle if it came down to it? You don't want to be the girl who's calling the shots?
What would you do to contribute to the community? What technologies would we be using to keep ourselves sustained
The most important technological necessity and my contribution to the community, would be to set up a makeshift distillery as soon as possible. Once we all had a regular supply of laughing juice, we could face whatever problems lay in store.
I'm deadly serious about this - without copious quantities of alcohol, the community would quickly descend into a bizarre religious cult with Ozone at the helm.
man, we're already dengerously close to that outcome and we havent even HAD the apocolypse yet! so i second that, alchohol is a N.E.C.C.E.S.I.T.Y.
So you don't want to form your own faction that will directly conflict with Ozone's so that the community will remain not only balanced, but always ready to do battle if it came down to it? You don't want to be the girl who's calling the shots?When I read that statement, this image came to my mind.
Oooh, reminds me a bit of City of Ember ^.^ I want to be a messenger! And I'm vaguely handy - I can cook and sew and knit and rig up interesting rope and pulley systems for what-have-you. Ooh, and teach people lots of different dances!AMANDA'S COMMUNITY PUNCHING BAG! [smears peanut butter in yer face.]DONT YOU LOOK AT ME!!!
In reality, I'd probably be the annoying perky one that everyone wants to smother with pillows after about a week.
Edit: Incidentally, this might make a really fun community project or gratuitious, cameo-infested one shot if anyone were up for the challenge.
i like the idea of a community project though!i cant really do anything about it right now either, but i like it!
So you don't want to form your own faction that will directly conflict with Ozone's so that the community will remain not only balanced, but always ready to do battle if it came down to it? You don't want to be the girl who's calling the shots?Nah I already do that. Let someone else have a shot!
lba can be chief engineer because he loves making stuff.
Dig it. My first project is going to be some sort of bomb-like thing. But one that makes an ever bigger boom than normal ya know? Like some kinda ultra-bomb thingy.
The most important technological necessity and my contribution to the community, would be to set up a makeshift distillery as soon as possible. Once we all had a regular supply of laughing juice, we could face whatever problems lay in store.Second project.
Now suppose one doesn't wish to be involved in a crazy aussie cult-type thingy? What happens then? Do we get exiled and eventually go hermetic in the desert where Skool finds us crazily creating strange weapons and grafting armor to an old Ford sports car?
LISTEN UP MAGGOTS.
do you wanna go exotic places? meet interesting people?
We can't do any of that stuff, but someday, maybe your grand kids will. for now, we'll run this place like basic. You'll scrub the floors, with your own tooth brushes. You'll do the laundry, and you'll clean the dishes.
After a while, the bunk will be super spotless, and i'll start making up rules that don't make sense and/or contradict previous rules, with out retracting previous rules. such as "your pants must be tucked into your boots, but they must be bloused without touching said boots."actual rule in the airforce btw
And then when some other forum tries to invade, we'll be ready by following previous dumb rules.
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Lba i need to requisition some things that look like guns but work awesomer. they can't be guns, and i need to pay you 4x construction costs.
Ozone, i need to expand the budget.
Only Walrus ever does that, It's an aquatic mamal thing ;)a bizarre religious cult with Ozone at the helm.Did you seriously not read my post?
Besieds, Scarf made more sense. Who would follow Kyu?
Ozone, i need to expand the budget.Done! I want fighterjets capable of 10x the speed of sound and invisible to the naked eye and I want them yesterday!!!!!! >:[
lba. Exiles will be hunted.
Next project. Sevety and lba can collaborate on this one: A giant robot that shouts out anticommunist propaganda and bashes people on the head. We shall call it Liberty Prime!
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