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Only Walrus ever does that, It's an aquatic mamal thing ;)a bizarre religious cult with Ozone at the helm.Did you seriously not read my post?
Besieds, Scarf made more sense. Who would follow Kyu?
Sure, we'll be best mates :)
Oh you'd be surprised. Ever watch "The Mist" and think "gee, who would believe that crazy bitch Marcia Gay Harden who keeps shouting about the apocalypse"? Same basic principle. Also, you too have some aquatic elements in your name. Can we be pals?Srephen King isn't too big in realistic situations. ;)
Just suppose I had the vast resources to create a multilevel bunker powered by geothermal energy, and it had enough room to house the entire Drunkduck community. Then, as if I knew something big was about to happen I have the entire DD community shipped to the bunker location and have them all settled in. Then the unthinkable happens… something happens to make the surface of our world uninhabitable. Either a large meteor hits the Earth or Yellowstone Park finally erupts, or some madman pushes the shiny red button because his diety commanded him to do it. In any case, the surface of the Earth won't be habitable for at least a generation or more.
Would you be able to function in the bunker (assuming it's very spacious with lots of room, almost as if you were still living on the surface, but there'd be no sky to look at). What would you do to contribute to the community? What technologies would we be using to keep ourselves sustained (I'd be using hydroponics and various recycling technologies to conserve our limited resources). And what would we do if we found out that other forum communities such as 4chan setup their tribes on the surface and are looking to invade us because we've become very prosperous?
Oh… and I probably wouldn't be assuming any sort of power. That job would go to the Drunkduck Admins. :)
I will be the scary thing lurking around the air vents and cellar, slowing picking off stragglers one by one to feed my horrible mutated multi-legged brethren. You will make old wives tales about me, the thing in the night who abducts children who have been bad or anyone with a vowel in their name. :gem:
The rest of the time will be spent masquerading as an inconspicuous citizen ready to help whoever else has dared taken the reins of authority. :neenjah: Sleep well, lest the monster drag you into its dark claustrophobic home!
Good times.
And not ozone's secretary.:(
I wonder if the outfit I picked out for you will fit Lonnehart instead?
So you finally got around to playing it, or are you just being a fake? ;)As fake as this man's head…
Ozone, i need to expand the budget.Done! I want fighterjets capable of 10x the speed of sound and invisible to the naked eye and I want them yesterday!!!!!! >:[
lba. Exiles will be hunted.
Next project. Sevety and lba can collaborate on this one: A giant robot that shouts out anticommunist propaganda and bashes people on the head. We shall call it Liberty Prime!
you don't want to try hunting the mad genius who built all your stuff that goes boom. They can make bigger stuff that goes boom"Mad" being the operative word here. I'm not worried, you'll end up sabotaging yourself eventually. :)
unnecessary spending.
unnecessary spending.
unnecessary spending.Budget quadrupled. Make sure each hammer costs at least $2000
I will be the scary thing lurking around the air vents and cellar, slowing picking off stragglers one by one to feed my horrible mutated multi-legged brethren. You will make old wives tales about me, the thing in the night who abducts children who have been bad or anyone with a vowel in their name. :gem:
Requisition night in the drunk duck vaultOzone, i need to expand the budget.Done! I want fighterjets capable of 10x the speed of sound and invisible to the naked eye and I want them yesterday!!!!!! >:[
lba. Exiles will be hunted.
Next project. Sevety and lba can collaborate on this one: A giant robot that shouts out anticommunist propaganda and bashes people on the head. We shall call it Liberty Prime!
I'm putting an excessively-easy-to-set-off self-destruct device in this thing. Just because I can. And because it just seems like a good idea for Ironic symbolism!
Remember Wallaby boy, you don't want to try hunting the mad genius who built all your stuff that goes boom. They can make bigger stuff that goes boom, from the floor of a cave if they need to. Just look at Iron Man. And as such, current research and testing indicates that further research is required to fulfill your requests for "things that look like guns but work awesomer". I'm going to need a larger budget. I may need more for this giant head-bashing robot as well. That's going to require a heck of a lot of unnecessary spending.
…I don't know how much I trust a study that uses phrases like "Marriage market".I just like to find things to stir up trouble for you. :]
I also have the fun character flaw of 'the more someone seems like they want something, the less I want to do it'- so as soon as I had some kind of vital job, I'd turn into a stubborn lazy sod.Excellent! We need a lazy sod. You can start straight away.
Once the distillery was well established, I'd set about fashioning musical instruments from whatever I could find, then I'd join up with Warefish and a couple of others to form a band.
We'd hold massive subterranean raves every Friday and Saturday night where everybody would get smashed and dance themselves into a drunken frenzy.
We would release our music on wax cylinders and generally have it large, but then difficult third cylinder syndrome would set in and the band would split up due to musical differences. The others would go on to form new bands and I'd be found dead three months later, having choked on my own vegemite.
…I don't know how much I trust a study that uses phrases like "Marriage market".I just like to find things to stir up trouble for you. :]
It's why you're all better off without me, really. I also have the fun character flaw of 'the more someone seems like they want something, the less I want to do it'- so as soon as I had some kind of vital job, I'd turn into a stubborn lazy sod.
So people's theories of societal decline are based on the famous "Top Drawer" breakdown scenario?Don't worry. We'll probably just group together in one corner and form a high school or something. Then attack the previously established education system. ^^
Never fear, we can curtail that with some swift, well planned, pre-emptive executions. :)
So people's theories of societal decline are based on the famous "Top Drawer" breakdown scenario?Don't worry. We'll probably just group together in one corner and form a high school or something. Then attack the previously established education system. ^^
Never fear, we can curtail that with some swift, well planned, pre-emptive executions. :)
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