Cat: *sniff* God, I hate the smell of burnt flesh. *sniff sniff* Hello, what is this? *wanders off*
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Me: *twiddles thumbs* I've got a lovely bunch o' coconuts, doodle-lee-dee, here they are a'standing in a row, bum bum bum, big ones, small ones, some as big as your head, I don't know the rest of the song so I'll just sing it again. I've got a lovely bunch o' coconuts…
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*looks somewhat surprised, but goes to ruins anyway*
ZeroVX: Well, gee. About ten seconds ago you were about to send your lollipop army after me, so I didn't really expect you to suddenly turn around and try to help!
*notices Cat's gone*
ZeroVX: And where the hell did he go?! Aww, sonuva-
*digs through rubble*
*finds random person*
ZeroVX: Are you OK?
Person: Uuuugh…..
ZeroVX: Relax. I'm here to help.
*pulls out swords, crosses them, and mutters*
ZeroVX: La luce santa, guar questo le sue lesioni.
*person's injuries are healed*
ZeroVX: Who did this?
Person: I don't know. We were just hanging around, minding our own business, when everything went haywire. Threads were locked, people were banned…..it was awful.
ZeroVX: It must've been one of the mods. Only they are capable of this. But why?
*looks at Dead Carl*
ZeroVX: Well, any bright ideas?
Cat: *runs up to veritan* V! V! I need help. Hurry up and follow me.
Me: What about the other two?
Cat: They're busy. We need to go now. I'll tell you why on the way. *runs off*
Me:*catches up to Cat* What's going on?
Cat: I followed this smell. It was weird, like a mod, but just…off. Anyways, I found some of the P Patrol. They weren't trying to get people to register, what they always seem to be doing. Instead, they were loading something into a van.
Me: So? What does it have to do with me?
Cat: Basically, I need you to get caught.
Me: I don't see how that would solve anything.
Cat: Have you ever wondered where all the henchmen came from? There's no way the administration would have that many people with nothing else to do. What do you think would happen if you were caught?
Me: I'd probably be forced to register.
Cat: Maybe if you were well known. Are you sure the same thing happens to those who are unknown? Have you heard of what happend to PMSBarbie707?
Me: Who?
Cat: Exactly. I think there might be someone with pseudo mod power, but it can't be anyone well known, otherwise people will have noticed. I need you to get caught by the patrol in the van. There is something going on with the P patrol, and we might be able to find out.
Me: Okay, so how do you plan for me to get caught?
Cat: Easy, You're going to get run over.
ZeroVX: Uh, technically, I'm not on a side. I was just looking for someone to help with the wounded. I figured it'd be easy for you to move the ruins so we can help the people and all that.
*looks at Cthulhu hopefully*
ZeroVX: I know you want to bring about Armageddon and all that, but you think you could help out this one time?
Me: *stops* Is this about that time I threw you at that guy? 'Cuase if it is, I told you-
Cat: Just trust me on this. We need to know more about these henchmen.
Me: Why can't you just follow that van yourself?
Cat: I need you to go through registering process. Don't worry. I'll get help if something bad happens.
Me: You mean besides getting hit by a van. That takes more effort than there needs to be. Why don't you follow the van, and I'll find a safer way to get caught.
Cat: But that just isn't as exciting.
Me: If you want excitement, follow the van yourself. When you're done, find me and I'll tell you all about registering. *walks off*
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