Thread "King Of The Hill" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 8:09PM, Sep. 9, 2009

They needed you for another space mission, they decided to send your chimp behind to some unknown planet, in your absence I claim the hill.

Posted at 11:09PM, Sep. 9, 2009

I come back as a zombie and scair Zepth off the hill. The HILL IS MINE! Also BRAINS!!

Posted at 1:09AM, Sep. 10, 2009

… 12 gauge should do the trick :)
*BANG* *EXPLODING ZOMBIE HEAD*
the hill is now mine :P …

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 10, 2009

You die during birth. the hill is mine.

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 2, 2009

Rick O'Connel from "The Mummy" ends your evil plans. Meanwhile I claim the hill for myself.

Posted at 6:11PM, Nov. 25, 2009

Until I take it because I can.

Posted at 9:11PM, Nov. 25, 2009

I give Leet orders to deploy, he gears up and heads to afghanistan never to return to the hill. the hill is mine.

Posted at 8:11AM, Nov. 26, 2009

I threw a stick into a mine field and told seventy2 to go fetch,he died and the hill is mine

Posted at 8:11AM, Nov. 26, 2009

I became the leader of afganistan and order us back to the hill where I throw a cookie into a minefield, Rengishi going to get it because he is stupid, fat, ugly, and only if his mom had loved but she never did would he had ever been loved. EVER.

I felt like being mean. Sorry if you're a girl I just needed a pronoun to use.

Oh yeah-THE HILL IS MINE B*TCH

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 26, 2009

It appears as though you are allergic to hills. You won't be needing it now, so I may as well just take it.

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 26, 2009

I took my happy pills and stole MY hill back. …at night!

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 26, 2009

Pieced myself back together slowly. the ultimate horror of starting from inside scared Leet so bad he pissed himself as he ran away.

The hill belongs to zombie me.

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 26, 2009

Secretly I sneak behind you with the pair of scissors I had run off to get, and cut all the bits of you apart. Then I scatter you throughout Ethiopia. Because I have solved world hunger I go to the hill and heartily laugh. The hill is not anT hill it is MY HILL once more.

Posted at 9:11AM, Nov. 27, 2009

because I used the kit from my cereal box to rule the world the hill becomes mne since it is part of the world

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 27, 2009

The world is destroyed except me and the hill and I take it proudly.

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 27, 2009

But what he didn't know was I'm the god of hueco muendo and I used my death breath to kill you slowly and painfully!

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 27, 2009

what you didn't know is that one I don't have a god, I have Chuck norris, 2, my dead body still had the rule of the hill, and 3,you didn't even try to steal it before w/ or w/out your mascara'ed bleach avatar. L:P. The hill is still mine.

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 27, 2009

Well bieng a god I believe in no one cept bruce-lee who killed chuck norris in way of the dragon,and just killed you both hill is mine(yes even though poor old brucy is dead i can bring him back cause i'm god).:Licks self: nya nya

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 27, 2009

YEah but that was young chuck norris AND it was a movie so it doesn't count for CRAP.

You are a cat now? Okay. I run you down in the street like the thousand before you (yesterday). Goodbye cat-god…ess. :P

Since I never believed in you and there was noone else to believe in you (the world is gone and the end is nigh) you could never had been a god so I'm not dead and Chuck, who is my b*tch is owning your sorry butt of the hill and DD.

I have the hill which is looking a little battered right now…

I LOVE THIS GAME.

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 27, 2009

I re-encarnate myself and reanact ultimate showdown and team up with mr. rodgers
Killing you and chuck norris,after mr.rodggers stabs himself I Inherit the hill
and build a luxury condo

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 27, 2009

Because you suck at building, your condo slips off the hill and plummets into space. I can live because I said so. The hill has been infested by GIANT ANTS, all ruled by yours truely. The hill is mine and my queen's.

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 27, 2009

Becm a god I jst wait for you to die and hire a exterminator to take care of your ants making the hill mine for all eternity

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 27, 2009

I wrote out an entire paragraph long reply and then in mid post, DD logged me out. I don't feel like retyping it so…I just get the hill, no questions asked.

Posted at 6:11AM, Nov. 28, 2009

I get the hill caue I ordered a large and they gave me a medium

Posted at 6:11AM, Nov. 28, 2009

This hill is mine because I was the one who did your order. O_o…