Thread "King Of The Hill" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 7:11AM, Nov. 28, 2009

Hill is mine cause I asked my mommy for it

Posted at 7:11AM, Nov. 28, 2009

Hill is mine because your mom is MINE. and because you're mine too >:P

Posted at 7:11AM, Nov. 28, 2009

The hill is mine cause you gave it to me

Posted at 7:11AM, Nov. 28, 2009

The hill is mine because Santa called you naughty and gave you coal instead.

(there is a clever joke in there in case you didn't know.)

Posted at 7:11AM, Nov. 28, 2009

barney took the hill from you then gave it to me

Posted at 9:11AM, Nov. 28, 2009

barney took drugs and only thought he had the hill so it's still mine. :P

Posted at 7:11PM, Nov. 28, 2009

I come out from the nothing and I take the hill with my Robo-Penguins. Oh. My penguins went KA-BLOOMEY!! On you. So you lose the hill.

Congrats

Posted at 4:11AM, Nov. 29, 2009

The hill is mine because I had jumped off the hill as YOU and YOUR EXPLODING PENGUIN THINGS well…explode… Then there is no more hill.

So I take your bones and push them in a pile. This new hill is mine and you decomposed FAST.

Posted at 5:11AM, Nov. 29, 2009

The hil is mine cause I went back in time and stopped you from being born,therefore you never took the hill away from me,It's mine

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 29, 2009

I come as an Undead Penguin and no, Sam Winchester CAN'T kill me.
I take the hill and my legion of undead penguins kick you. Shame for you.

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 29, 2009

I go insane and become the hulk Unfortunately for you,I destroy all your robo-penguins

the hill is mine once more

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 29, 2009

They're undead so they don't die and they are indestructible. They PWN you to death and I TAKEE THE FRAKIN HILL! It's mine for ever!

FOREVER I SAID

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 29, 2009

The hill is mine cause I'm still a god so I turn you mortal and rain black fire on you
,making the hill mine

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 29, 2009

But I am an Undead God and with a superior power than yours and I turn my legion to undead-super powered penguins again.
I blast you with my telekinesis and you die. I take the hill and I put a force barrier and NO ONE can pass it.

PWNED.

Posted at 12:11PM, Nov. 29, 2009

I use a pwning machine to take yours and my powers back(yes the power of pwnage beats all barriers)then I throw you into tartaraus,are you still alive,yes,
but free and happy,no,the hill is mine and I make it rain blood alkl day and turn it into a cemetery XD

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 29, 2009

I was born anyway. The gods, if there were any, are dead because I don't care about them. The hill is mine. I rebuilt the Earth so we won't battle over this in space.

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 29, 2009

I build earth prime A world of Immortal biengs like me (men and women so noones mistaken)And I lead them to war,of course you were unprepared just like you are now
(inside joke)we win the war ,destroy your earth and keep the hill

now the hill is OURS!

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 30, 2009

mine and yours? I don't think so. I pull a 300 on you. The hill is mine becasue I don't share well.

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 30, 2009

People turn on you. More than 7 gazillions turn on you and they kill you. I take the hill with my new Legion of Undead Vampire-demon penguins.
Put a unbreakable forcefield of PURE AWESOMENESS!

Posted at 7:11PM, Nov. 30, 2009

i sneak in amongst the fighting allowing you all to kill yourselves, and then take the hill in a peaceful manner.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 1, 2009

Peace is good. But LEE7 thinks i'm dead so he fights with you and you and "The Legimate Poster" die. I make a hill…WITH…YOUR…CEREAL!!!!

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 1, 2009

I eat the cereal after I've won the fight and then barf it up making a new hill of vomit that all belongs to me. Anyone really want my hill now? :P

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 1, 2009

You sink in vomit. I clean the hill making a Suite Hill. SPA included. I use your head as a trophy. I HAVE THE HILL NOW.
Forcefield again. Made of pure 1337 awesomennes. Yes I used your 1337.

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 2, 2009

My 1337 can never be controlled by a mortal so I win and you lose. I take the hill because I supervised construction.

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 2, 2009

I learned how to control pure 1337 with CHUCK NORRIS. So I Leet-force you to choke. I take the hill.

AGAIN!