I looked like I was all torn up.
Misson…retrieve…hill…back!!!!
*Blows away TFGM with a powerful nuke*
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King Of The Hill
little do you know, but i am infected with the zombi virus! I come back to life, and my whale Fred and youtube's Fred and Harry Potter's Fred and any other Fred back to life and attack you with my army of Freds.
you, being afraid of headless zombis, run from the hill. I then take youtube Fred's head and replace my own with his head. though it looks rather strange having a male's head on a female's body….
I disperse all the Fred's to go do whatever they were doing before they died and now THE HILL IS MINE!
I walk up the hill with two mics. I throw one to Salsa and began to do a song and dance number. Like everyone Salsa can't resist a song and dance number and starts to join me. A Hollywood scout sees us and wants to make us stars Salsa accepts the offer and I decline. Salsa has gone to Hollywood leaveing the Hill empty.
The Hill is now mine.
I go back in time… All the way back to when single-celled primordial-soup-dwelling-organisms were the only living things on Earth. The hill is young. The hill is untouched. There is no one around to claim the hill. No one but me. I walk up to the hill. I look at it. At how undisturbed it is. I know what this hill holds in it's future; I know how many people will try to claim the hill. I know that if I claim the hill, the hill will be disturbed. I know that it will be disturbed for many ages to come. I know that if I post this message, the hill will be forever in turmoil. The hill will constantly be under attack and new management. It will die and be reborn. It will have aerial strikes, large scale battles, zombies, nuclear bombs. The list goes on. I step my foot on the rock of the hill. I slowly walk up it, pondering this decision. I reach the top of the hill. I look out across the young Earth. I look down at the hill. The hill is a hill. No more no less. I claim the hill, it is mine. I start this hill's history. For I will lose the hill and I know that. But I have claimed the hill, and I was the first person in time to do so.
I go back in time… All the way back to when single-celled primordial-soup-dwelling-organisms were the only living things on Earth. The hill is young. The hill is untouched. There is no one around to claim the hill. No one but me. I walk up to the hill. I look at it. At how undisturbed it is. I know what this hill holds in it's future; I know how many people will try to claim the hill. I know that if I claim the hill, the hill will be disturbed. I know that it will be disturbed for many ages to come. I know that if I post this message, the hill will be forever in turmoil. The hill will constantly be under attack and new management. It will die and be reborn. It will have aerial strikes, large scale battles, zombies, nuclear bombs. The list goes on. I step my foot on the rock of the hill. I slowly walk up it, pondering this decision. I reach the top of the hill. I look out across the young Earth. I look down at the hill. The hill is a hill. No more no less. I claim the hill, it is mine. I start this hill's history. For I will lose the hill and I know that. But I have claimed the hill, and I was the first person in time to do so.duuuuuude, that's deep.
I go to the end of time. The world is now lifeless. Man's traces can be seen in the ghostly spires and cracked roads and streets of his mighty cities. The grandeur and majesty, however, is gone. Now there is only despair. The wind sings in a somber song as it passes through the girders and beams of towers that dwarfed their builders. Every gust sends a banshee wail through the streets. I have no interest in these things. I look at a battered hill. Bombs had pocked its face. Blood had stained its soil. Corpses had littered its slopes. I cared not for these things. That was all history. I was the last. I would be the final. The hill would be mine until God ripped the very universe apart. Darkness fell and the world cracked. I smiled, for a short while, the hill was mine. The Void opened and the world shattered. I stood my ground as reality faded into oblivion. "Come, O Devourer of worlds. Let us see who shall stand when even time has fallen."
I stay in our time and laugh at the idiots who wasted money to travel through time to claim the hill. I sit down because with everyone lost in the time stream, I'm the only one left. I know they will come back or they have been there before, but I am here now. And that is all that matters.
Niccea comes back after realizing that she couldN'T care less about your starship. She finds you sitting on your hill and then you two get into a heated argument. While you two fight, I create a decoy hill and claim the real hill.fixed that for you you damn dirty banana!
I get a BAZOOKA and shoot it behind me. Being the bad-ass I am I turn my back to the massively awesome explosionand walk in slo-mo to the hill. Garbonzo sees my awesomeness and gives me the hill. THE HILL IS MINE!!!
I throw away your TV off the hill. And while you run away to get your TV, I shoot you with a tranquilizer gun and then bury you under the ground. I change all the signs from "Kaolyne's Hill" to "Home sweet home". Feel free to live with me. Just remember to pay me 1 BLAZILLION DOLLARS per SECOND! THE HILL IS NOW MINE!!!
It just so happens I have 60 BLAZILLION DOLLARS. I pay you what you want for 30 seconds. I already spent the other 30 BLAZILLION DOLLARS on high powered laser beam that shoots 72 laser beams at once and has a cool mechanical hand with 6 fingers and machine that makes wine on it.
I shoot you with it. You die. I claim the hill. The hill is mine.
I line PF in the cross hairs of my sniper rifle and *BANG!* head shot. I walk atop the hill.Just in time to be right in the cross hairs of my new orbital bombardment system's "test run" There is now a crater the size of NYC where the hill stood but is mine.
The hill is mine.
I go back in time… All the way back to when single-celled primordial-soup-dwelling-organisms were the only living things on Earth. The hill is young. The hill is untouched. There is no one around to claim the hill. No one but me. I walk up to the hill. I look at it. At how undisturbed it is. I know what this hill holds in it's future; I know how many people will try to claim the hill. I know that if I claim the hill, the hill will be disturbed. I know that it will be disturbed for many ages to come. I know that if I post this message, the hill will be forever in turmoil. The hill will constantly be under attack and new management. It will die and be reborn. It will have aerial strikes, large scale battles, zombies, nuclear bombs. The list goes on. I step my foot on the rock of the hill. I slowly walk up it, pondering this decision. I reach the top of the hill. I look out across the young Earth. I look down at the hill. The hill is a hill. No more no less. I claim the hill, it is mine. I start this hill's history. For I will lose the hill and I know that. But I have claimed the hill, and I was the first person in time to do so.
I cried
I (With a sniper rifle) stand at the edge of the crater and shoot you in the head (Using a scope) the crater's mine.
I rise from the dead with Freddie Krueger. He kills you all except me. He serves me! He does not defy me! We now help in rebuilding the hill. We put "Kaolyne and Freddie's Hill" signs all over the hill. We sit on top of the hill and claim it as ours. Now I have Freddie as my trusted friend and bodyguard. HILL IS MINE!!!
Freddie: You mean OURS!
Kaolyne: Oh yeah… HILL IS OURS!!!
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