Contrary to seventy2's theory, I like potatoes and I'm not a squirrel.
But this dark lord business you've dipped into! going on and vamping out on poor jninga! (a drunk cullen? oophf)
tsk tsk.
and most heinous: you in your dark lordy-ness saw fit to Question. Ochi. Guidance.
all considered, for a poor potato farmer who tried his hand at the dark lord stuff, you did really well lasting this long.
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Mafia 43: Super Mafio Bros and the legend of mega fantasy castle
The legendary hero made her way to the centre of the the town.
The dark lord entered through the gates.
Hero: "You've finally shown your face BffSatan?"
BffSatan: "I didnt expect to be here so early Roku…"
Roku: "So looks like Ill have to end it here then."
BffSatan: "If you think you can!"
BffSatan let out a mighty maniacle laugh.
Thunder truck the ground. Roku blocked the strike but was knocked back several feet.
The corpses of previous dead minions arose from the ground.
BffSatan rose into the air and watched from a distance.
Roku gripped her sword tight. Making her way to the minions.
They wherent their former selves. More like puppets at this point.
They slashed at her wildly. She blocked most of the attacks only getting hit by a few.
Mettaur leaped at her. She thrust her sword through him. He burst into smoke.
Anthony mercer creeped up on her from behind. He ran at her with a blade ready to stab her.
She swung her shield into his face knocking him back. She jumped up in the air and thrusted her sword into his chest.
Shirkersama and 1337 where getting ready to tackle her. She swung her sword through both of them.
All 4 minions where defeated.
Jay arose from the ground.
Roku loosened her grip. She didnt want attack Jay.
Fortunatly for her Jay didnt want to fight either. He burried himself in the ground again but made a peep hole to watch the battle from.
BffSatan rose the earth below roku up to his level creating a platform for the two to
finish their final battle.
BffSatan: "You fight well. But how will you be able to fight without your fairy!?"
Roku: "I didnt have one…"
BffSatan: "Oh… wrong game then…"
Roku: "Yeah…"
BffSatan: "Anyway! Time to finish this!"
BffSatan rose his hands above his head laughing loudly as he built a massive ball of energy.
It grew bigger and bigger. He tossed it at Roku. Roku swung her sword into it an knocked it back.
BffSatan's eyes had a look of distress.
BffSatan: "This isnt wii tenis!"
He knocked it back again.
After much passing the ball back and forth between the two Roku charged her swing
and knocked the ball of energy into him causing him fall to her level.
She pierced him with her blade. He fell to the ground coughing.
BffSatan: "So this is how it ends? I blame Jay for not helping…"
BffSatan burst into a black smoke.
The ground lowered. The cheering NPC's and good guys made their way to her.
A loud bang sounded from behind her. The town walls fell and a giant beast of pure evil made his way to her.
BffSatan: "This fight is not yet over!"
He swung his hand down in an attempt to smash the townsfolk along with Roku but was interupted by Crocty.
Crocty: "Stop!"
BffSatan: "What!?"
Crocty took a deep breath in.
He then attempted to jump on himself.
It just ended up looking like this.
While the dark lord was distracted Roku made her way up the beasts back and planted her sword into its head.
It fell back in an attempt to shake her off but the damage had already been done. He was begining to burst into light.
BffSatan: "Damn you CROCTY!!! DAMN ALL OF YOU!!"
He exploded and gems rained down upon the town.
[spoiler]BffSatan the dark lord was slain[/spoiler]
The town cheered at the combined efforts of the two.
zeph meanwhile was flying by on his floating stipclub.
Zeph: "Well done Roku! Gem's for all!"
He drifted on with his sky island full of strippers.
Jay meanwhile stayed un noticed in the dirt cheering for the victory of the townsfolk while hoping someone would
bring him a bottle of something to celebrate with. Preferably spirits.
Ochi meanwhile looked out from the sanctuary and gave a smile to the victory that had took place there that day.
Credits roled with footage of a great celebration.
The game was over. Good triumphed over evil and eventually drunk duck let me in to post this narration.
The end.
This counts as deceiving right?NO D:<
I should probably threaten to return one day, or that vengeance will be mine, but we all know that that's not going to happen.I rather hope you will return though, things seriously don't go like this most of the time.
It only went this way because of Zeph, who mysteriously somehow didn't get praised enough even though he was the detective. I'm secretly not an omniscient mystical oracle at all D:
lookin' forward to the roku illustrations though!
Aww I missed the end phase. My computer has been down for the past 2 days, it was just by a stroke of luck that it decided to work again today.
Yay for epic battles. Kinda makes me want to run for GM so I can practice my creative writing skills (I'm taking classes for that) but my dear computer here puts me on edge as I don't know when it'll decide "No, you don't get to start up." again.
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