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Mafia 44: The Re-Deadening 2!
35 dead in Tuscaloosa so far. Power and Internet are probably going to be out until next week. I'll need what time I have to study for finals (which may or may not still happen), so I'm announcing here, and have PQ'd Jninja, that I'm not going to be able to play this game. Sorry, hope I can play the next game. Have fun and good luck Townies.
Didn't the time for instalynch pass already? Or was the action sent and you not online during the window?The latter
And 30 more minutes till actions.
ALSO important, when the Holder resurrects, you'll all know someone was resurrected, but i wont remove the dead from beside their names. Clues are all you get.
Flippy always takes bloody vengeance. Even if nobody did anything to him.Oh and I'm serious, Mett. He lynched you.At least you'll probably get resurrected as a zombie later in order to take your bloody vengeance.
At least I made a funny page for the MG comic.
And I'll be back to choke you with your own intestines soon, hopefully.
Just try to remember which lawn device to attach to your arm stump when I arrive..
And another spot of advice for those of you wanting to live through this.
Breaking News from your government officials
A state of panic has gripped the heart of our beloved town. But I am here to tell you that there is nothing for you to fear but fear itself…and this new noose I was able to buy for the town due to me tweaking the towns budget a bit. Taking away all benefits given to the seniors is a small cost in my opinion. Die old people. DIE! This new noose is a chainsaw noose. When you make a noose and run a current through it the chain that is on the inside will cute off the zombies head in no time. I did this to help promote equality by having equal opportunity lynchings, since our zombie citizens weren't getting the same satisfaction out of a normal noose as our non-zombie citizens.
It died with my dick.Breaking News from your government officials
TFGM is stupid.
And now for something completely different.
Penis!
That's…
all we have to report on tonight so just remember, fuck the police!
Why all the hate? What happen to all the love?
And getting no vote.
I got no vote either T.TIt died with my dick.Breaking News from your government officials
TFGM is stupid.
And now for something completely different.
Penis!
That's…
all we have to report on tonight so just remember, fuck the police!
Why all the hate? What happen to all the love?
And getting no vote.
Night One
The Town didn't sleep well. The return of the zombies meant everyone had to be on guard. The medics ran to and fro keeping people from succumbing to the super natural zombietus. But they weren't the only one spurred to action. The fellow was a murderer, and dammit, zombies won't stop 'em from doing what he loved. A quick run took him to his victims home, and inside sevent2 was asleep before the TV, on it the latest Harkovast game: Figure Pointer Five. The murderer walker through the door and right up to seventy2.
"That's a pretty low score." The murderer goaded.
"WHO WHA-HUH?!" Seventy2 woke with a start, but too slow to save himself from the murderers wrath.
[spoiler]seventy2 the townie was strangled with a controller[/spoiler]
On the other side of town, Salsa had a plan.
"A wire here, a circuit there… aaaaand DONE!" Salsa let loose a maniacal laugh as he held aloft a device of great power. "With this, I will stop the zombie menace before it starts!" Salsa flipped open the safety case and let his finger hover over the button.
"Wait!" He thought aloud, stopping himself immediately "What if this explodes?! This IS Townston after all… NAH!" Salsa pushed the thought aside as easily as he pressed the button. His machine sputtered
, coughed and twitched, but it didn't explode. It instead fell forward and crushed Salsa like a bug. THEN it exploded.
[spoiler]Salsa the Bodyguard was obliterated (quit)[/spoiler]
Lynch Votes:
Hakoshen: 6
Same (mayor)
Ochi
crocty
BFF Satan
Shirkersama
BFFSatan:1
1337
FOOLS! I have the love! ALL OF IT! I burn it for warmth.
I see you did not get my PQ. Never the less I now have some clues to figure out who to kill.
Also salsa. Sorry to hear you wont be playing. Good luck.
I would have prefered that you stay inactive but nothing could be done.
Also more breaking news.
Anyone who resurrects as a zombie is getting their teeth punched in.
And that is why I take my anger out on you-the innocent. :PI got no vote either T.TIt died with my dick.Breaking News from your government officials
TFGM is stupid.
And now for something completely different.
Penis!
That's…
all we have to report on tonight so just remember, fuck the police!
Why all the hate? What happen to all the love?
And getting no vote.
To 72: The hell?
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