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Mafia 8- The Battle for Hark's Soul! Official game thread of kick butt awesomeness!

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“So it comes to this,” said Doctor Gibbon, stood atop his colossal death ray. “You and I facing each other. The poster on page one was correct about that at least.”

“You just got mentioned in the narration,” said the Dragon of Awesome “That means you are going down.”

“Wrong!” cackled Doctor Gibbon “You see only my title was mentioned, not my player name, therefore if my action took place before yours, you are going to die.”

“So a 50/50 chance?” said the Dragon with a nod. “Makes sense, a flip of the coin always did appeal to Hark’s sense of the dramatic.”

The death ray began to glow.

The Dragon raised his guitar pick to his instrument.

“Let’s do this!” yelled the Dragon as he unleashed an unstoppable wave of Boston’s more then a feeling from his instrument.

This was countered by the immovable object of the death rays awesome beam of destruction.

The collision of these powers sent out devastating waves of destruction, tearing through imaginary Townston, windows exploded, water boiled, cats and dogs started getting married.
The very fabric of space and time began to twist and tear under the strain of the battle. Great fissures open in the ground, spewing force demonic mutants, spraying acid from their hair and insanity from their thousands of swirling eyes.
Great firey meteorites showered down across the land, erupting into flowers of lightning that blasted back towards heaven, causing the gods themselves to roar in anger and hurl unimaginable fury against the mortal realm.
Millions of souls were torn apart by a tidal wave of insane and uncaring….


“And now vee can safely say you are cured, Mr Hark!” said the Therapist.
“Really?” Hark replied in surprise, “I don’t feel any different.”
“Well today’s session shows zee problem has now been resolved, you are entirely well”
“What…this doesn’t seem….this doesn’t seem very satisfying.”
“What do you mean? Zee problem is fixed, you are well again”
“Yes, but this feels like some sort of dreadful ‘It was all a dream’ ending.”
“It was zee dream…”
“Stop doing the accent.”
“It was a dream, that was the point from the out set.”
“But just to declare it all over? Where is the closure?”
“Okay, here is the game statistic version. Super Ego wins. Inuyasha was doctor gibbon and Gullas, the dragon of awesome killed him, thus dieing himself from a plot that was in place. Oh yeah and Ryuthehedgehog died from a plot too.”
“And that’s it?”
“Yes that’s it. It’s the end. Everything has to end, and this is the end of the game.”
“No…no it isn’t.”
“Oh what? Are you going to make good on the seven million chapters threat? Pull a couple more secret roles out of your arse?”
“No, but I think we can do better then that.”
“Well now you are awake, none of the other characters exist, therefore what ever fate you want them to have is immaterial.”
“No, now I’m typing things out on my computer, Imaginary Townston is an imaginary world inside an imaginary world and thus is no more real then you. Therefore I can create any ending, any final act I desire, in this world or the world within a world. In fact that entire distinction becomes meaningless as it is all just a product of my imagination. So how I want it to end, whatever I want…that is what happens.”
“I’m…not sure I like where this is heading.”
“That's probably because you're not in the end bit.”

Hark look over the rebuilt Townston, full of all the imaginary characters, going about their happy, carefree imaginary lives, all returned to life.
All the struggles and violence were now resolved, and all the representations of Hark's mind were living in peace with each other.
“So what is this?” said Rokulily, who had just realised she existed again.
“This is how it all ends.” explained Hark. “Everyone is alive and lives together in peace and harmony. It all worked out rather nicely, really.”
“That doesn’t make any sense at all.” Rokulily responded.
“It’s imaginary, it doesn't have to make sense.”
“Hmm, fair point. I still don’t like it.”
“Of course you don’t, you were the main bad guy.”
“So what now? Is there a moral to all this? Did we learn anything from all that chaos?”
“Well,” said Hark, pausing for a moment to think. “We learned that I only like happy endings.”

SUPER-EGO WINS!

(Please send votes for the player you think made the best contribution to the game. Just to make it fair, you can pick anyone, alive or dead, from either team.)

THE END

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Wow.

Oh. And I vote for myself.

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(Please send votes for the player you think made the best contribution to the game. Just to make it fair, you can pick anyone, alive or dead, from either team.)
You serious? Well then Gullas I need to know did you use a 20sided dice?

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YAY <(^_^)> go team SUPER EGO, now let's go thorugh my hits…
2 ID (Niccea, Inu)
1 Mel Gibson (the2ndredbaron)
3 Super EGO's(waff, Aghammer and Kitty17)

So technically I managed to kill more townies then mafia, AGAIN, but I also killed one of the serial killers, so I AM the Dragon of awesomness XD !!!!!1


Well then Gullas I need to know did you use a 20sided dice?

nope, but I used random.org to decide wether I should have killed Niccea or Aghammer the first night :/

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Awesome. :D
I was biting my tongue when Pastel was trusting Inu, but I knew Gullas would kill him. :P

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YAY <(^_^)> go team SUPER EGO, now let's go thorugh my hits…
2 ID (Niccea, Inu)
1 Mel Gibson (the2ndredbaron)
3 Super EGO's(waff, Aghammer and Kitty17)

So technically I managed to kill more townies then mafia, AGAIN, but I also killed one of the serial killers, so I AM the Dragon of awesomness XD !!!!!1

So in this game, the Eternal Pardoner re-earned his title, and so did the Impaler.

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To determine roles I just put your name in order and rolled down the list for each character.
If I got the same person twice, I move to the next person down.

I accidently left redbaron off the list so I made him a serial killer by way of apology and then Theorah joined late so I made her a serial killer too.

To determine order of actions I had family members pick a number from 1 to 22 and either up or down.
I then went to that number person and either went up or down the list as instructed and played out everyone's actions in that order.

Hakoshen- glad you liked it!

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My favourite moments were waff saving inuyasha from a serial killer at the start and Gullas always saying the right target, but then second guessing himself and killing a super ego member instead. That always made me chuckle.

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Well then Gullas I need to know did you use a 20sided dice?

nope, but I used random.org to decide wether I should have killed Niccea or Aghammer the first night :/
Hhmm if you had you'd get my vote no doubt but you didn't so………

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If it's not a silly question, did you like the narrations?
I'm especially curious if people liked the final one, because I know it was odd!

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And let it be known that I only killed Hakoshen.




We also still rock…
No I didn't draw the Inuyasha.

Also, I would like to vote myself as MVP since I struggled though this game despite my computer problems.

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And let it be known that I only killed Hakoshen.

Oh, now the windmill and "I smell danger" comments make sense. I have to admit I stopped trying to solve clues the moment I saw I was dead so I'd have never figured it out.

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I'm really happy monkey turned out to be innocent.

When inuyasha was all "but I could be the badger" I felt so betrayed by monkey. D8
It made a lot of sense to me for him to be a secret killer the entire time… he pardoned baron, tried to kill crocty, killed kitty, accused me constantly of being Id (probably to distract attention away from himself)… and so on.

But luckily it all worked out. Woo.

3 super ego survived…. I don't think I would want to live in Imaginary Townston.

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I'm really happy monkey turned out to be innocent.

When inuyasha was all "but I could be the badger" I felt so betrayed by monkey. D8
It made a lot of sense to me for him to be a secret killer the entire time… he pardoned baron, tried to kill crocty, killed kitty, accused me constantly of being Id (probably to distract attention away from himself)… and so on.

Yeah I was paranoid and was sure you were the brain just sacraficing other Id to make yoursel innocent. But the Id's evil plan not to run was genuis. I mean eversince Niccea became mayor/godfather I've never trusted the Mayor.

End the end it all worked out XD

EDIT: I'm making a little something for this…..might not finsih until tomorrow.

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Excellent job guys!

Gullas… I forgive you, way to take them out!! :D

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Well I only killed killerbob. Thats right, all the clues i was accused was false.
I guess its some kinda ironic.

And I'd have to vote for gullas, who despite killing my team really helped killing the egos too!

And Hark, I loved the narrative. Mostly because you stuck it to the physcobabble man (those guys can be so condesending), and partly cause I'm back in existance. I'll have to draw something now…

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Its about freakin time its all over!!! No, really, I loved your narratives, but I found it so hard to lie to everyone and my friend!!! lol If you didn't draw the Inu, whered you get it? I like it!!! I killed one person when i was alive, another person got lynched for it, and I killed two people when i died. I rule!!! haha!

BTW, who is running for the next gm? And I'll need someone to send me the sight, because even though I rule, I'm not computer savy!

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I'm going to run with the Monster Mash theme XD

Also heres the little something I was talking about,


Hope you guys like it.

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The ONLY clue in the one with the falling fridges and hiding in the nuke was "Who needs ninjas? I rule!"
I thought that was the most obvious thing for Inuyasha_rules ever!
Turns out I was wrong.

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The ONLY clue in the one with the falling fridges and hiding in the nuke was "Who needs ninjas? I rule!"
I thought that was the most obvious thing for Inuyasha_rules ever!
Turns out I was wrong.


Wow…. it does seem like the most obvious thing in the world in hindsight. D:

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Who needs ninjas was also a reference to the conversation we were having at the time about "is Naruto better then inuyasha".
The thing with writing clues is, if someone gets them they seem obvious and too easy, if no one gets them they seem unfair and impossible.

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You narrations were psychedelic Hark.

Can you post a list of who killed who, with an explanation of each clue that you gave like we did in the last few games?

And holy crap! Gullas saved the day? Who knew he had it in him?

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I will work out a list of who killed who and what the clues were as soon as I get chance (but I have to update my comic right now!)

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