Thread "Mafia 8- The Battle for Hark's Soul! Official game thread of kick butt awesomeness!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 27, 2009

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Posted at 4:05PM, May. 27, 2009

yay I'm in the game! Thanks Hark for letting me join your imagination, even if I was a little late!

But Ive missed so much already, I need to read up quoickly and decide who to vote for…

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 27, 2009

VOTING IS CLOSED!

And unless I just screwed it up, the election is now decided….
commentary will follow shortly…..

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 27, 2009

NUUUU! ;_; oh well, the chosen Elvis better have that peircing wink that will make me faint at sight! <3

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 27, 2009

So happy p.p I even have a role that well make me innocent when the Nose looks at me XD. Not the normal citizen like last time X3

Yeah! Why didn't you have a more exiting role when I was the rat. I would have trusted you over Crocty and not gotten burned. :(

Since the results are in: Long live the everlasting pardoner!

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 27, 2009

What voting is close before I can make counter bribes. Boo! Also PP and Baron are dead to me :P

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 27, 2009

I hope that this game will be so fun, that Hark will look like THIS afterwards:

((Not painted by me, taken from crazy russian artist, whos LJ I dont understand, but sinister art I enjoy wholesomly http://vasya-lozhkin.livejournal.com/))

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 27, 2009

That reminds me… Hark you didn't guve peoples their titles. I'd say TFGM just reearned his.

Also the picture above should be made the new mafia picture… Just add some amoured kitties, unicorns and ninja monkeys…

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 27, 2009

Also PP and Baron are dead to me :P

Just making sure you have a spot at your current title. >:Ãž

If you're short of votes to get the pardoner in future games, you can count on me helping you out. But I will always fight against you becoming a mayor. It shall remain a distant mirage to you.

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 27, 2009

That reminds me… Hark you didn't guve peoples their titles. I'd say TFGM just reearned his.

Yup. Saw to that personaly. As fan art I want a picture of myself surfboarding on the roof of a limo with a shotgun as Master Chief from Halo plays a ukelele and sings "ooh barracuda.".

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 27, 2009

The Flying Green Monkey had outrageously camp campaign posters, but ultimately he simply could not over come the fact that he was, after all, a MONKEY!
In Harkâ€™s mind TFGM is always a pardoner, and right now WE ARE IN HARKâ€™S MIND!

Pastel, riding the wave of anti monkey racism, emerged like an Elvis impersonating Obama!
She rocked the jail house, she cause hound dogs to cry all the time, she devoured plate loads of drugs and burgers!
Now her victory was at hand!
She put on her ceremonial sequined jump suit with little cape.
She slipped her feet into some decidedly blue shoes.
And then, as the crowd looked on in amazement, she took her seat on the golden throne (by which I mean of course the sacred golden elvis death toilet) to rule over all of Harkâ€™s brain!!!!
TRULY SHE IS FLAWLESS IN HER IMPERSONATION!
HAIL TO THE KING!

â€œNoooo!â€ screamed TFGM â€œNot again! I hate being pardoner! I hate comming second and I hate cancelling lynches! No more pardoning!â€
His cry was so pained that it echoed through the cosmos, reaching the ears of strange extract terrestrials (with really awesome hearing apparently.)

Despite them going â€œshhhhâ€ and â€œkeep it down!â€ the aliens could not silence TFGMâ€™s pain.

So they did the only logical thing they could do.

They constructed a giant satellite dish which focused the cosmic powers of the aliens two gods, Dumbledore from harry potter and the famous spaceman Louie Armstrong (the aliens had great hearing but a really stupid religion.)

The powerful cosmic beams entered TFGMâ€™s body, transforming him from his usual pardoning self into a being of remarkable power!

Dressed in a space suit with a wizard hat on top!
Clutching a magic wand in his hand!

HE HAD BECOME THE ULTIMATE SPACE WIZARD!!!!

Which gave him the power to cancel two lynches during the game!

â€œNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!â€ screamed TFGM, as Karma once again kicked his ultimate space ass.

Meanwhile, Hark awoke from his stupor and struggled grogily to his feet.
â€œWow!â€ He thought â€œWhat a strange, but utterly pointless dream! Iâ€™m glad itâ€™s over nâ€¦â€
Harkâ€™s continued habit of tempting fate punished him once more as he stepped on a banana skin and fell to the ground, striking his head.

The impact sent him tumbling back into his nightmare dream world.

And now evil forces of his own creation were about to be unleashedâ€¦..

NIGHT 1 HAS BEGUN!!!
(send your actions to me by midnight tomorrow! GMT is the only time I understand!)

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 27, 2009

Theorahs picture is wonderful! It sums up my state of mind so perfectly!
And blue is slimming!

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 27, 2009

Damn you Hark! Its too hard staying mad at you when you make your narrations so awesome. So 10 comments to my voters and the one person I bribed who stayed with me your get your stuff in two days or so.

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 27, 2009

TFGM can I have some comments for my awesome narration?
:-)

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 27, 2009

TFGM can I have some comments for my awesome narration?
:-)

Well you see the aweomeness only counteracted the lack of poll updates *shrug*

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 27, 2009

ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*explodes*

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 27, 2009

ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*explodes*

Wait the GM is dead? Who's the next in line for sucession?!

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 27, 2009

ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*explodes*
Wait the GM is dead? Who's the next in line for sucession?!

Oh. Hell no. I'm not taking over this one as well.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 27, 2009

C'mon ultimate space wizard. It is up to you to use you space magic and piece 'em back. Or duct tape, apparently it works just as well.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 27, 2009

C'mon ultimate space wizard. It is up to you to use you space magic and piece 'em back. Or duct tape, apparently it works just as well.

*starts sharpening his machete* you know that duck tape is magical, right :P?

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 27, 2009

ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*explodes*
Wait the GM is dead? Who's the next in line for sucession?!
Oh. Hell no. I'm not taking over this one as well.

Fine, sheesh. I guess exploding people is more my style anyways. And after I promised to make future narrations less violent no less.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 27, 2009

Dont worry, I'm okay!
The explosion only destroyed my bones and organs!

I hear a lot of cries for more violent death descriptions.
You might want to be careful what you wish for after you get a load of me!

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 27, 2009

Dont worry, I'm okay!
The explosion only destroyed my bones and organs!

I hear a lot of cries for more violent death descriptions.
You might want to be careful what you wish for after you get a load of me!

I'd like to see narratives based on your current state of mind. so they get more (or less maybe) surreal as the game goes on.

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 27, 2009

a load of what??

Sorry Monkey, I tried man. I have a bad feeling that we have an, er, ID person in charge again… dang it.

Oh well, on with the killing. I got my armor on and am hiding under the bed, so I'm ready!

Dont worry, I'm okay!
The explosion only destroyed my bones and organs!

I hear a lot of cries for more violent death descriptions.
You might want to be careful what you wish for after you get a load of me!

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 27, 2009

I like your thinking waff, consider it done!
The descriptions will now be violent and gory AND increasingly surreal! Woooohoooo!