Thread "Mafia game: Expanded Edition signups" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 3:02AM, Feb. 16, 2009

hey leader is this your robot?

I have dubbed it the rubbish-bin robo.

Posted at 3:02AM, Feb. 16, 2009

no

i love my madcat

Posted at 3:02AM, Feb. 16, 2009

I dub it "the frog bot"

keep telling yourself that

Looks like you're fuctioning exactly to plan then. I'm pleased :)

You were a triumph… a Big Success! ^___^

Leaderofstars-0010X238G31. You're my best model yet! I'm pleased to see the paranoid meglomaniacal strain has taken hold this time. Finally!

I predict big things for this version.

Just you guys wait until he discovers his concealed bio-laser cannon! You'll ALL be surprised then :)
…so will he…

Posted at 3:02AM, Feb. 16, 2009

to be honest i google'd "madcat" to get that pic

i prefer the classic death rays

Posted at 4:02AM, Feb. 16, 2009

the mysterious crate-bot that I saw last night (and I think it saw me…O_O)

Posted at 4:02AM, Feb. 16, 2009

close your eyes and pray it kills you fast

Posted at 4:02AM, Feb. 16, 2009

on the subject of roles I'm hoping for one that will let me kill people or the randomly powered one.
-edit-
I think my posts went into the realm of the absurd as soon as I started post non-election based pictures…I shall have to save them for the proper game.

Posted at 5:02AM, Feb. 16, 2009

Give me a Madcat MK 2 or NOTHING!! (or a bloodkite! yay!)

Utter depravity.
Madness.
ANARCHY.

Hakoshen '09.

Posted at 5:02AM, Feb. 16, 2009

Yay! Well…with gullas's new avatar there is three people with hats and mustaches. I don't know how the hell I even grew a mustache.. I'm a girl.

Posted at 5:02AM, Feb. 16, 2009

Yay! Well…with gullas's new avatar there is three people with hats and mustaches. I don't know how the hell I even grew a mustache.. I'm a girl.

Well I have one on my bum… :(

Girls with moustaches are HOT ^^

..in summer. Poor moustache girls. :(

Utter depravity.

Sounds promising… will there be nudity?

Posted at 5:02AM, Feb. 16, 2009

Mine is just a costume. Ochi drew my avatar and wanted to put a hat on it. She thought the hat looked like yours, so she penciled in a mustache.

I don't have a poster, but I got my slogan! I can make the poster though!

Posted at 6:02AM, Feb. 16, 2009

You call that a mad cat?
Check out the cat in my avatar!
And I'm completely mad (just look at how I played this game last time!)
Accept no substitute- VOTE FOR THE REAL MAD CAT!
Also as mayor, I will not use my votes to lynch people who vote for me.
So a vote for me is an investment in your own selfish survival!
Hooray for selfishness!

Posted at 6:02AM, Feb. 16, 2009

Yay! Well…with gullas's new avatar there is three people with hats and mustaches. I don't know how the hell I even grew a mustache.. I'm a girl.

Well ofcourse, mustaches and funny hats are spring this year :P

Posted at 6:02AM, Feb. 16, 2009

vote for me I make realistic promises

Posted at 6:02AM, Feb. 16, 2009

Nudity? Yes.
Ninjas? Yes.
Burning buildings and a sky full of ash? Yes. These are all petty things in the face of a greater good. I can't promise you all a harem of sexy ninja bodyguards. There simply aren't that many Kasumi's in the world.

But I can promise you THIS. If I am elected, you wont need to worry about the economy, as it will be strong. No one will have want for a job when you are all mindless peons working to build my weapons of ULTIMATE DOOM!! We shall all be united as one people under an iron fist, as our weapons of war roll off the assembly lines and out to the front lines!

Then, once the shackles of difference and separtion have been abolished, we shall rise up as one and overthrow our oppressors!

Too long we have stood within the shadow of the makers! Too long the council has overseen and controlled our actions! The time for peace and understanding has ended, and we, my good people, must rise up and annihilate them!

None shall stand in our way! None shall stand a chance!

They want change? Then they'll have it as we burn their citadels to the ground!
They want progress? Then they'll progress again after we bomb them into the stone age!
They want hope? Well only God can give them that, for they'll have NONE from me!

I will AVENGE you citizens! Together, we shall be one! We shall be victorious!

Utter chaos.
Madness.
ANARCHY.

Hakoshen 09.

(yup. I'm having too much fun already)

Posted at 6:02AM, Feb. 16, 2009

I know humorman said to stop putting up posters…but I don't care.

Posted at 6:02AM, Feb. 16, 2009

Eh, I'm only in it for the nudity.
Nijas wear way too much!

vote for me I make realistic promises

Only if you promise to call it "froggy".

Yay! Well…with gullas's new avatar there is three people with hats and mustaches. I don't know how the hell I even grew a mustache.. I'm a girl.
Well ofcourse, mustaches and funny hats are spring this year :P

Well I'm already on the A-team, and the O-team as well. Looks like I'm on the Mo-team now too!

vote…

Weeee-eeell… I do like your ears…

Posted at 6:02AM, Feb. 16, 2009

umm…bugger theres no realistic way I combat that without becoming depraved myself…hang on burning buildings? ARE YOU SAYING YOU'LL DESTROY TOWNSTON IF YOU BECOME MAYOR HAKOSHEN? *waff uses box-mecha attachment:missle launcher* *waff launches missles at hakoshen*

Posted at 6:02AM, Feb. 16, 2009

Lets save our campaign running till the actual game has started, which should start in ,if I'm correct in 6 hours….

Posted at 6:02AM, Feb. 16, 2009

*Evil, evil laugh*

"I took down a metal gear with a lightsaber! Your puny cardboard is no match for… oh SHI-"

And as for the N and O teams, well that just means Harkovast and I will be the H team! Dunno about Humorman, being the host and all.

Posted at 6:02AM, Feb. 16, 2009

quote="waff"]vote for me I make realistic promises

Only if you promise to call it "froggy".
alright I'll call it froggy.

-edit-

*Evil, evil laugh*

"I took down a metal gear with a lightsaber! Your puny cardboard is no match for… oh SHI-"

*critical hit* *waff's missles caused 300 points of damage to hakoshen*

Posted at 7:02AM, Feb. 16, 2009

Ok…Well. I would like to announce my posting up of the campaign posters on the comic. Please just send me the links and what not and I will take care of the rest. I will also take your term one posters starting now. Only one per candidate so choose carefully.

Posted at 7:02AM, Feb. 16, 2009

term one posters

you mean the campaign posters from the previous game?

Posted at 7:02AM, Feb. 16, 2009

vote for me I make realistic promises
Only if you promise to call it "froggy".
alright I'll call it froggy.

Well damn…

Turns out you do make realistic promises.

Looks like you'll get my vote afterall. :)

Posted at 7:02AM, Feb. 16, 2009

My opponent Hakoshen talks a lot of big talk about chaos and anarchy, why I almost believed him myself.
But are you going to trust your need for unrelenting anarchy to this untested newbie?
What this town needs is someone with a proven track record of causing chaos, suffering and confusion in his wake.
In the last game, I managed to convince everyone I was a mafia FOR NO REASON WHAT SO EVER!
I spent half the game doing nonsensical things and the other half throwing random accusations at people because they looked at me funny!
I'm a man of action! Decisive, certain, random, meaningless action!

Lets face it, Hakoshen is like low calorie Harkovast, diet Harkovast, Atkins low carb Harkovast.

Not only is his name a pale imitation of my own, his whole campaign based on spreading disorder and carnage is just aped from my own (proven) promises of total and utter chaos, corruption and universal suffering!
Does he have any original ideas? Any genuine new designs for how he is going to reduce townston to a smouldering ruin? I don't think so!

Don't settle for a second rate, run of the mill dictatorial megalomaniac!
Vote for the real deal, the original, the one and only!

The difference between me and the competition….is VAST!
(Do you like that slogan? I just came up with it now)