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My opponent Hakoshen talks a lot of big talk about chaos and anarchy, why I almost believed him myself.
But are you going to trust your need for unrelenting anarchy to this untested newbie?
What this town needs is someone with a proven track record of causing chaos, suffering and confusion in his wake.
In the last game, I managed to convince everyone I was a mafia FOR NO REASON WHAT SO EVER!
I spent half the game doing nonsensical things and the other half throwing random accusations at people because they looked at me funny!
I'm a man of action! Decisive, certain, random, meaningless action!
Lets face it, Hakoshen is like low calorie Harkovast, diet Harkovast, Atkins low carb Harkovast.
Not only is his name a pale imitation of my own, his whole campaign based on spreading disorder and carnage is just aped from my own (proven) promises of total and utter chaos, corruption and universal suffering!
Does he have any original ideas? Any genuine new designs for how he is going to reduce townston to a smouldering ruin? I don't think so!
Don't settle for a second rate, run of the mill dictatorial megalomaniac!
Vote for the real deal, the original, the one and only!
The difference between me and the competition….is VAST!
(Do you like that slogan? I just came up with it now)
Yeah yeah yeah. I wanna see a poster dammit.
Is it just me…or is everyone sporting mustaches? GAAAH! We are cursed! *runs around*well I don't know about you but I was watching something on television and I heard someone say they wanted to be an offical with a swirly mustache so I decided to put one on my box-mecha.
i'm deliberately not sporting a moustache.
Hitler, Stalin, Sadam all had them and they were all not NEARLY evil enough!
A bunch of sell outs and goody goodies!
Vote Vast and you will get some seriously insano evil!
Don't settle for second best when it comes to your all powerful dark over lord (or major as it is occasionally known)!
*EDIT* Forward: I assume all this campaigning isn't really for anything yet. I mean, I just threw up that poster yesterday as a gag, not thinking anyone would reply since we don't know who's a townie and who's mafia yet. But now… now I can't stop. And so…
My opponent Harkovast thinks it funny to wing such hurtful words as "newbie" and "diet" around like playthings, since he has no appreciation for the finer points of madness. Well I, good people, abhor the use of the "N-word", but I will not condemn my opponent for it, for these are his beliefs and he is entitled to them. Perhaps you want more of the same, lackluster chaos. Sure, some people cried, some peopel died, and a lot of people hanged. But it was all so… peaceful. Well, I can't condemn him for being a closet pacifist with your bests interest at heart.
What I WILL condemn is his policies! There was chaos and murder in the streets yes, but look at how many innocents died in the process! How many suffered the hangman's noose when they were good, honest people? How long did the Mafia run wild? He was not even in charge, and look at what his effort wrought!
He claims I am but a sliver, a fragment of his presence. Well I agree! Harkovast is a man…cat…knight creature of excess and hubris! I however will cut the fat and keep the flavor! I will slaughter my enemies like a wolf among lambs, and the mafioso will quake with fear, and all without the grotesque over spending and taxation as proposed by my opponent.
And my opponent with the cardboard mecha. See how easily he opts into open warfare against me, but what weapons he chooses to do so with? My opponents are numerous and vengeful, but I will show them, and the mafia, the true definition of bloodshed. I can't promise to put a mech in your garage, but I can promise you that they will be made of sterner stuff. You want a mecha of ferro fibrous armor and endo-steel? You want gundanium? My good people, it WILL happen, and you will build them with your own two hands in one of my many labor camp factories!
I guarantee you this people. There will be utter chaos. There will be madness. There will be anarchy. And these will all lead us to a brighter tomorrow, one illuminated by the fires of our enemie's corpses! STAND UP, my citizens! Stand up, grab a brick, and throw it as far and hard as you can!
The time for revolution has come! The time for war is at hand! The time for madness is nigh!
Utter chaos.
Madness.
ANARCHY.
Hakoshen 09
(PS Hark, omg, you nearly got me fired. I was reading that while talking to a client and almost burst out laughing in his face while he was talking about his divorce.)
THat is what you get for being on during work. I have a good poker face though. I just look like I'm typing out notes in this boring class. But I feel insulted. You didn't post a rebuttal against me. T_T Am I not a major contender?
-Edit- My Speech:
I would like to announce my will to run for mayor of Townston. I may have been the godmother, but I have been reformed. Ignore the casino chips hanging from my pockets, I tell you. They are old.
As mayor, I promise not to overuse my power against my people or use cheap intimidation tactics to root out mafia.
I'm tired of writing history. Let me make it!
Paid for by the Niccea for Corrupt Government Official campaign.
Also! Send me your posters or permission and I will put them up. This includes the first round.
*EDIT* Forward: I assume all this campaigning isn't really for anything yet. I mean, I just threw up that poster yesterday as a gag, not thinking anyone would reply since we don't know who's a townie and who's mafia yet. But now… now I can't stop. And so…Me neither (I want to stop and save myself for when I get my role) so the open warfare is just my way of having fun, that and I don't think people want to be in forced labor camps.
And my opponent with the cardboard mecha. See how easily he opts into open warfare against me, but what weapons he chooses to do so with? My opponents are numerous and vengeful, but I will show them, and the mafia, the true definition of bloodshed. I can't promise to put a mech in your garage, but I can promise you that they will be made of sterner stuff. You want a mecha of ferro fibrous armor and endo-steel? You want gundanium? My good people, it WILL happen, and you will build them with your own two hands in one of my many labor camp factories!
I guarantee you this people. There will be utter chaos. There will be madness. There will be anarchy. And these will all lead us to a brighter tomorrow, one illuminated by the fires of our enemie's corpses! STAND UP, my citizens! Stand up, grab a brick, and throw it as far and hard as you can!
-edit-
I say we stop campaigning for now and have a good, old fashioned and polite scrap. say leader do you want your accountant to have first crack.
Well, you didn't… you know, attack me. As in with a missile or hurtful words. But since you asked, just insert the following up there somewhere.
And lo, the deposed former Godfather/mother now makes her bid. I ask you, what does she know of corruption? What does she know of evil? Why, she knows everything! And that is why we cannot let her take control!
Think about it people. Darth Vader. Hitler. Michael Jackson. Evil as sin itself but what did they all want? ORDER. Don't vote for lawful evil. Vote for CHAOTIC GOOD. If Niccea is mayor, I can guarantee you that we will all suffer without purpose. She'll embezzle your funds, sell your grandchildren cocaine and buy fancy robots with taxpayer money. But for what? To oppress you? I'll do all that, but I will liberate you instead!
The tragic, fragile peace is at an end. It is time for a darker day. A time for a crusade of blood.
Utter chaos.
Madness.
ANARCHY.
Hakoshen 09
vote for me i'm the only one who had experience in dealing with large amounts of people who don't seem to get that the indoor plants ain't a damn toilet!! they should use the outside tree! it costs money to replace those plants! if i can lead trained stupid minions to create a engine thats runs on water i can lead unarmed, untrained civilians to destroy this mafia. *kills a minion*
If Niccea is mayor, I can guarantee "that she'll" buy fancy robots with taxpayer money.my box mech isn't that fancy, 'sides most of nicceas money went buy more fancy casino stuff from leaderofstars, I mostly scavenged for my box mech. although the park comitee have put up a "have you seen this…" ad for thier rubbish-bin.
But for what? To oppress you? I'll do all that, but I will liberate you instead!so you'll lead a resistance against yourself? boy that'll be confusing.
-edit-
vote for me i'm the only one who had experience in dealing with large amounts of people who don't seem to get that the indoor plants ain't a damn toilet!! they should use the outside tree! it costs money to replace those plants! if i can lead trained stupid minions to create a engine thats runs on water i can lead unarmed, untrained civilians to destroy this mafia. *kills a minion*no I meant physically attack me what with swords and guns not words. *launches missles at a nearby postbox*
*EDIT* Forward: I assume all this campaigning isn't really for anything yet. I mean, I just threw up that poster yesterday as a gag, not thinking anyone would reply since we don't know who's a townie and who's mafia yet. But now… now I can't stop. And so…
My opponent Harkovast thinks it funny to wing such hurtful words as "newbie" and "diet" around like playthings, since he has no appreciation for the finer points of madness. Well I, good people, abhor the use of the "N-word", but I will not condemn my opponent for it, for these are his beliefs and he is entitled to them. Perhaps you want more of the same, lackluster chaos. Sure, some people cried, some peopel died, and a lot of people hanged. But it was all so… peaceful. Well, I can't condemn him for being a closet pacifist with your bests interest at heart.
What I WILL condemn is his policies! There was chaos and murder in the streets yes, but look at how many innocents died in the process! How many suffered the hangman's noose when they were good, honest people? How long did the Mafia run wild? He was not even in charge, and look at what his effort wrought!
He claims I am but a sliver, a fragment of his presence. Well I agree! Harkovast is a man…cat…knight creature of excess and hubris! I however will cut the fat and keep the flavor! I will slaughter my enemies like a wolf among lambs, and the mafioso will quake with fear, and all without the grotesque over spending and taxation as proposed by my opponent.
And my opponent with the cardboard mecha. See how easily he opts into open warfare against me, but what weapons he chooses to do so with? My opponents are numerous and vengeful, but I will show them, and the mafia, the true definition of bloodshed. I can't promise to put a mech in your garage, but I can promise you that they will be made of sterner stuff. You want a mecha of ferro fibrous armor and endo-steel? You want gundanium? My good people, it WILL happen, and you will build them with your own two hands in one of my many labor camp factories!
I guarantee you this people. There will be utter chaos. There will be madness. There will be anarchy. And these will all lead us to a brighter tomorrow, one illuminated by the fires of our enemie's corpses! STAND UP, my citizens! Stand up, grab a brick, and throw it as far and hard as you can!
The time for revolution has come! The time for war is at hand! The time for madness is nigh!
Utter chaos.
Madness.
ANARCHY.
Hakoshen 09
(PS Hark, omg, you nearly got me fired. I was reading that while talking to a client and almost burst out laughing in his face while he was talking about his divorce.)
Oh man! Just what we need: another wordy politico. I like Hark. -HEY- that's catchy. He keeps his hyperbole short and too the point. Besides I think it is time for a knight in shining armor.
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