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Hakoshen
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I'm going to run, I'm just on the hwy atm.

waff
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I'm going to run, I'm just on the hwy atm.
Keep your hands on the wheel dude. There is no rush.
yah don't get yourself killed now hak.

gullas
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I second Niccea and Waff…

Hakoshen
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I'm going to run, I'm just on the hwy atm.
Keep your hands on the wheel dude. There is no rush.

It's actually much easier to drive and text than you think, however I'd still advise against it on Louisiana's highways. However, THAT'S how dedicated I am to this game. Plus, now that my sentence in this other county is over, I wont have to spend 2 hours on the road every day. While I can't promise I'll be on ALL day every day, I can promise you that I'll be on frequently, and always in time unless otherwise specified. All cycles will end at 12:00PM GMT, or 6PM central. Days will be 24 hours, nights will be 48 hours unless there's a clamor for another setup.

Anyways, my narrative;


Niccea was sitting in her room, typing with all her might a term paper which was due the following day. Fifteen pages in and everything was coming together well, which was why when the lights and subsequently her computer went out, she flew into a violent rage, cursing everyone from the professor to the cashier at the power company's front desk. When she finally stopped to take a moment to compose herself, she was amazed by the otherwise total silence. The only sound was the gentle hum from the street light outdoors which illuminated her room through the one un-curtained window. Standing up to head for the circuit breaker, she noticed a barely visible silhouette in the doorway. Before she could think to panic, the searing pain of three gunshots tore through her body and she slumped against her chair, unable to move and bleeding profusely. Her assassin stepped forward so that his face was half visible in the light and smirked.

"Twenty points," he said casually, before re-aiming his gun.

"You!" Niccea gasped, as a growing paralysis spread through her body.

"Say goodnight," he added, squeezing off one last round and puncturing her head, before turning and slipping into the night from whence he came.

gullas
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Well my clues are not so simple…
Carcasses -> Butchers prepare carcasses, Gullas claiming to be the town butcher.
Mincing -> a way to prepare meat products, same as above.

by the way, nice narrative Hak :)

waff
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*starts to applaude hak's narrative* bravo

humorman
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Me, me! I want to try!

Me, me! I'm a tan man!


Narrative:

One of the townies happened to walk into a dark alley. Why he did that, the world may never know. There was a strange man lurking in the shadows.

"Who are you? Are you me?" shouted the strange man to himself.

"You're freaking me out!" said the frightened townie.

"Shh… do you hear that," asked the strange man. "It's the trees in the forest. They want me to kill you!"

"I just want to go home." sobbed the confused townie.

"Oh don't worry… home is where the rock is!" screeched the strange man.

The man picked up a rock from the alley and chucked it at the townie. The rock flung right into the townies eye and exited through the back of his head. Blood and brain matter was splattering into the air.

"My brains! My brains," screamed the townie choking on his own gobs.

Suddenly… BOOM!!!

The townie's head exploded from the sheer pressure of blood built up in the base of his neck.

Niccea the townie has been killed.

Niccea
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Humorman, I'm not going to stop you from running because this is game V and you hosted game II, but I personally think that we should give someone new a shot at it.

I also noticed just by observation that some of these narratives are more gory than usual. Can anyone make a comedy of my death?

Aghammer
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For real! Ewwww…

Love your new avie btw ;)

Edit: Also, I don't care what the narrations say.. clearly PP did it!!

Humorman, I'm not going to stop you from running because this is game V and you hosted game II, but I personally think that we should give someone new a shot at it.

I also noticed just by observation that some of these narratives are more gory than usual. Can anyone make a comedy of my death?

Niccea
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I pulled her from a panel I made for DDM. It will pop up near the end of the week. She is called SUPER TOWNIE!

waff
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heh super townie…Is it okay if I write a 2nd narrative then? (not to replace my 1st just to comedy your death)

Niccea
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I don't care. <^.^> I have a good reason for the long amount of time for this process. I appoligize if it seems tedious, but it is after all the first time and therefore a test run.

gullas
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So erm, is the voting opened:)?

Niccea
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Well. The sign ups haven't even closed yet, but you can vote if you want. Sign ups end Wednesday or Thursday at 2AM GMT if that works for everyone. I was thinking Thursday, but tomorrow would be alright. Either way I couldn't finishing counting votes until Saturday because I'll be gone all day on Friday.

waff
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well then *cracks knuckles in preparation* lets get this (slightly) comedic death on the road (the narrative references 2 videos in my profile, can you guess which ones?, and the caps is just the fictional person putting empthasise on what he's saying)…



"Hi there folks I'm Beardy McBearderson reporting LIVE from the 1st monthly townston aqua-olympics, and too commerate this special event the public relations commitee have hired a SPECIAL GUEST COMMENTATER, rapper c-Dawg, how are you feeling c?"
"well Beardy I feel great too be here"
"And if I may ask a question c, what made you famous enough to be here?"
"rappin' 'bout food beardy 'specially fried…HOLY S&*T WHAT IS GOING ON UP THERE?"
"huh?…oh it appears two young people are on the diving board c, that is a safety violation, especially the large rock the girl is chained too, they could risk being disqualif…oh? well it appears the girl is going for a stylish entrance to the 500m freestyle"
"dude I think the guy in the jacket pushed her"
"don't be silly c, that guy is her trainer is all.and now in the 1st lane…"
later
"…well while the medical staff see if c is okay I'll readout the results of the 500m freestyle…and in 1st place is the drowned body of niccea the townie although she risks losing her medal due to unsafe conduct, not being formally entered in the race and drowning halfway through…"
-edit-
hehe 8D

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A question to Hakoshen. I'm assuming that the "20 points" remark is the clue that's supposed to link you to the crime. If I were an ace sleuth, how would I make that connection?

Hakoshen
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A question to Hakoshen. I'm assuming that the "20 points" remark is the clue that's supposed to link you to the crime. If I were an ace sleuth, how would I make that connection?

20 points would be linked to my comic revolving around video games and the sales of said merchandise.

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Ok… I can see the relations.

So far, I like Hakoshen the best. I just might give him my vote.

Niccea
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Should I begin votes at 2 AM GMT today or tomorrow? Either way, I don't care.

To you people who haven't come in here, it will be no fault of mine if you hate the elected GM cause you didn't vote. :P

gullas
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Sure thing Niccea :)

waff
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I personally favor gullas for the gm position.(I've only written 2 narratives AND I waffled (heh) on).

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