But Dukat blew up the catapult and the barbed wire field!
It's a TERRIBLE SHAME how urban decay and explosions are taking the things most important to this city. >:( I'd rebuild that catapult and barbed wire field if I were mayor!
But yeah, I'm unsure of who to vote for mayor. D: Niccea's the only one I really know, and she was the godfather last time…
Well then its rather obvious she has corruption still flowing through her veins! Dont stand for her offers of cookies and cake. The cake is LIE and we all know it!
Is this what you want people? Someone who promises you cake, and instead only offers you a gruesome death?
You running too? I can't go up against you. And you know that.
As a townie, I KNOW I'm a townie. At least if I were to win, I'd know a townie was in office.
As an English major, I'm good at reading into context clues and picking up on hints.
As an avid reader of mysteries and Death Note, I enjoy this sort of thing. I've already created a chart to help me keep track of the roles and players.
And I hope the people of this great city won't forget that it was I who gave many of them suitable moustaches during the Moustache Drought of '09.
My first act would be to question everyone about their roles in order to shape and solidify my suspicions; I would never disclose the responses. I would be a tireless force for good in this city.
Oh, and are you trying to buy votes with something you stole? Because that doesn't make you look very law-abiding. >_> If I were mayor, you know, I'd be qualified to commandeer that cake for the benefit of the city and give it back to the school.
WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN OCHITSUKANAI '09
how do you know your offering the truth?. and are bagels lies?
How do I know I'm offering the truth? Why it's simple. History is written by the survivors. Join me, and you will ALL be survivors, and our path to glory shall be the only truth the world need ever know!
WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN OCHITSUKANAI '09
Funny you should say that. You see, I'm a a social worker. Helping children and their families is my duty. I think of them every day, and that's why I must wage this battle to rid our town of the mafioso, for their sake.
And that is why I didn't want to go against her. She has always been good at showmanship.
I'm not just for show, Niccea. It's true that I may be ravishingly beautiful and veritably brimming with raw appeal, but there's a good mind at work behind this moustached, peaceably smiling face.
And I didn't only vow a moustache on every face - I've begun fulfilling that vow since before this game began. Everyone can see my record.
A vote for me is just that: a vote for Ochi. I may not have flashy campaign posters and banners, but if you like what you're reading, cast your vote my way and I will strive to please.
And that is why I didn't want to go against her. She has always been good at showmanship.
I'm not just for show, Niccea. It's true that I may be ravishingly beautiful and veritably brimming with raw appeal, but there's a good mind at work behind this moustached, peaceably smiling face.
And I didn't only vow a moustache on every face - I've begun fulfilling that vow since before this game began. Everyone can see my record.
A vote for me is just that: a vote for Ochi. I may not have flashy campaign posters and banners, but if you like what you're reading, cast your vote my way and I will strive to please.
Thank you.
Ochitsukanai '09
In the last game a campaign poster got you a +1 on you total votes
In the last game a campaign poster got you a +1 on you total votes
Waff, if I relied on posters rather than my rhetoric and my analytic skills, would I truly be a suitable mayor?
No: if I am to be elected, I want to be elected on the strength of my personality, my goodwill, my intellect, my ravishing beauty, and my fantastic moustaches, one of which you are wearing right now.
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