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Mafia II: The Expanded Edition
So the candidates are:
Leaderofstars, Threatens us with Hitler, which leads me to believe he is in contact with Hitler. I don't vote for Nazis. Loses my vote.
Niccea, from what I saw, she was helpful last time. If it wasn't for the godfather thingy, she'd been good at it. :o Also offers cake
Hakoshen, Claims cake Niccea is offering is a lie. This seems likely.
Gullas, Promises ice cream for kids. I hate kids, gullas loses my vote.
Waff, drunkern hobo. 'Nuff said.
Ochi, seems like she knows what she's doing. :o
Harkovast, Made me laugh with his campaign. People who make people laugh clearly aren't gonna be good mayors. >: (
SO LET'S SEE, Out of the ones running, I'm gonna vote for either, Niccea, Hakoshen, or Ochi…
Ugh, I'm bad at making decisions for such silly things…
EDIT: oh, and 2ndbaron thingy, but his heart doesn't seem to be in it…
Well, on that show "what would you do," a native German lady said that wearing a shirt supporting bush in Europe would be like her saying "I love Hitler"
I'm guessing even if Hitler came back, the Germans wouldn't support him. He can't play of off them being poor and destitute anymore, because Germany's doin' pretty well, all things considered.
As for Vader? Well, who do you think I used to spar with back in the academy?
I'm writing down the names of every one of you that does not vote for me.
No reason, just you never know when you might need a list of PEOPLE YOU HAVE TO DESTROY!!!!DESTROY!!!!!
Like I keep saying, I'm not a mafia, because humorman does not like me enough to make me a mafia and gave me a crappy role to spite me!
Everyone else has about a 25% chance of being a bad guy, I have about a 2% chnce of being a bad guy because I am so unbelievably unlucky.
Waff for mayor? If I was going to vote for a hobo, it would be the littlest one (because that dog is awesome!)
Waff couldn't mayor his way out of a wet paper bag!
He is a one legged man in a mayor kicking contest!
He is the Mayor chef that spoils the broth!
He is….um…stitch in mayor….
Look he sucks, alright? A vote for him a vote for a bunch of vague, wishy washy crapola!
With The Vast you know where I stand and you know what you are going to get!
Insanity, oppression and death.
But at least you can be certain about all that!
VOTE HARKOVAST!
Because everyday I find new ways to hate this town!
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