Thread "Mafia II: The Expanded Edition" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 17, 2009

waff, you have obviously not been to a Darsai funeral.
*puts fingers back in ears in order to better ignore reality*

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 17, 2009

I will personally read the archive of the web comic of anyone who votes for me if I win!

And I will leave comments!

VOTE VAST!
Because I am offering a bribe!

Very tempting Harkovast, but you can't buy my vote.

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 17, 2009

^^ Aww thank you gullas. I have read your entire comic by the way. I'm just not a commenter. I tend to ramble if I try to comment.

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 17, 2009

Gullas I will bribe, beg, borrow or steal if thats what it takes!
Everyone has a price, whats yours?

How about the fact I am not a mafia and have a proven track record of anti mafia success?

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 17, 2009

Gullas I will bribe, beg, borrow or steal if thats what it takes!
Everyone has a price, whats yours?

How about the fact I am not a mafia and have a proven track record of anti mafia success?

I think you might have to prove you have a proven track record.

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 17, 2009

time for the chewbacca defense

vote for hark

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 17, 2009

Um…I'm a girl. Sex appeal doesn't work on me. Try again.

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 17, 2009

it was the the first thing close by

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 17, 2009

time for the chewbacca defense
vote for hark

@_@ thats not the chewbacca defense @_@

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 17, 2009

checkout this dude

(skoolmunkee has removed your image, try to be a little more appropriate)

vote for hark

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 17, 2009

In the last game I was getting votes to stop everyone ese from lynching the mayor, who was an essential townie. Then the mafia tried to kill me because I was screwing up their plans but a medic saved me (check nicceas comic).

Niccea, glad you are paying attention to my campaign for mayor.
My campaign is so awesome, even you will switch your vote to me!
My campaign is like getting beaten up by a gang of completely awesome midget ninjas!
It is like getting shot in the groin with a cannon loaded with fantastic!
It is like having the fonz and shaft doing a duet on ice across your neck!

VOTE VAST!
Because my campaign is cooler then the other side of the pillow.

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 17, 2009

I hate ripped guys. Try again.

And Hark. The medic didn't save you. Ody forgetting that Mutation was protecting you saved you.

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 17, 2009

ok then

vote for hark

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 17, 2009

I dont see that the mafias internal screw ups are my problem.
The fact remains, I was a central threat and the mafia (you) wanted me dead.
If I was not a major threat you would not have needed to try to kill me, would you?

If awesomeness was measured in cars, I would be driving a kitten-blood powered school bus full of NUCLEAR BOMBS!

Argh! I just burst an awesome vessel!

VOTE VAST

The others are the past, they wont last, so vote VAST!

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 17, 2009

NEEERD!

Well. I guess I will come back to see who won. Ciao!

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 17, 2009

You come on a forum of people who write and read webcomics, and you accuse someone of being a nerd?

I just burst an irony vessel!

If Skeletor and He-Man had a baby and it was trained by Mr T then I'd kick its ass!

VOTE VAST!

How many more vessels do I need to burst for you people?

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 17, 2009

How about the fact I am not a mafia and have a proven track record of anti mafia success?

Well you did help us bring justice to the town in the former game, but that dosen't prove anything about you innocence. I mean you're just as likely to be a mafia or a townie as I am, waff, Dukat, Sea_Cow, Ochitsukanai, Niccea, Hakoshen, Skullbie, ozoneocean, crocty, skoolmunkee ,leaderofstars, mooglessaykupo, slasher, martinlo_23, theorah or odysseus55.

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 17, 2009

How about the fact I am not a mafia and have a proven track record of anti mafia success?
Well you did help us bring justice to the town in the former game, but that dosen't prove anything about you innocence. I mean you're just as likely to be a mafia or a townie as I am, waff, Dukat, Sea_Cow, Ochitsukanai, Niccea, Hakoshen, Skullbie, ozoneocean, crocty, skoolmunkee ,leaderofstars, mooglessaykupo, slasher, martinlo_23, theorah or odysseus55.

*apearing from nowhere* and thats the truth.

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 17, 2009

hey you see this

(skoolmunkee edited your post- you already posted that picture, once is plenty, twice is spamming :] )

she'll take your soul

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 17, 2009

hey you see this

she'll take your soul

AAAAHHHHHHH!!!! don't mah soul…I'm using it. *runs over the hills and far away in mech*

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 17, 2009

I get one serious case and have to take nearly half the day working it, and then I come back and the whole balance of power has shifted.

Well I'll say this; even if I have to stand alone, I will always stand for what I believe in. I wont be bought with mustaches, bribes, or threats. I stand by everything my principals.

Do you?

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 17, 2009

I get one serious case and have to take nearly half the day working it, and then I come back and the whole balance of power has shifted.

Well I'll say this; even if I have to stand alone, I will always stand for what I believe in. I wont be bought with mustaches, bribes, or threats. I stand by everything my principals.

Do you?

I'll answer that when I wake up later…goodnight.

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 17, 2009

Concerning night attacks:

For those of you that can attack, in order for it to be official, you must PQ to me who you want to attack during the night phase. I say this because attacks will be done on a first-come/first-serve basis and I don't want anyone exploiting that by attacking before the night phase happens.

Posted at 4:02PM, Feb. 17, 2009

Humorman says, make sure you also send your night actions to Harkovast, to make sure they are extra double official.

VOTE VAST!

Because I asked nicely….this time…

Posted at 4:02PM, Feb. 17, 2009

I hope ody remembers to switch votes to me.
Otherwise I have a strong feeling the mafia have just taken over…

VOTE VAST!

No seriously, stop screwing around!
The mob are about to take over if you don't vote for me!