I'm not playing this round but I gotta say, I would totally vote for harkovast. Can you imagine how crazy a harkovast-mayored game would be? It would be fun. Like a theme park in your living room!
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I'm not playing this round but I gotta say, I would totally vote for harkovast. Can you imagine how crazy a harkovast-mayored game would be? It would be fun. Like a theme park in your living room!where all of the food is poisonius and none of the roller-coasters are complete.
Waff I like to think of that as Xtreme roller coastering!
Booyah!
I dont know what Booyah means, as your mayor I promise to say it as often and as loudly as possible!
So far I've got Niccea and Skoolmunkee onboard. Now if I just get a couple of people who can actually vote on my team I will be in business!
Kazam in da house fo shizzle!
I dont need to know what these words me, because I feel what they mean!
I'm guided by that little voice we all have in our heards.
Listen real close and you can hear it.
You know what that voice is saying?
BLOW CRAP UP!
As mayor I will make this happen!
Imagine an egg.
This egg is your Town.
Imagine that egg grows eight arms and start firing atomic rays and fighting a giant moth creature in a volcano.
That is your town with me as Mayor.
Ga-Blamo!
Sometimes I have to invent new words just to try and express some small part of how awesome a mayor I would be.
Vote Vast!
Before the voice in my head tells me to destroy you!
Sorry Hak. You weren't much competition in the mayoral elections, but think about it this way, you beat all of us in the Godfather elections.
Because my fellow mafioso DIDN'T VOTE!!!! (Angry glares all around) But no, I'm not going to run this time. It's my life's purpose to understand the workings of friends, cliques and inner circles and so for obvious reasons there's no way I could have competed against anyone effectively in this situation, regardless of my campaign stance.
I'm afraid I'm going to have to go with Hark on this one.
where all of the food is poisonius and none of the roller-coasters are complete.
Come on. That just sounds like a good time.
Crotcy so you are claiming to be competent huh?
Sounds like typical ivory tower elitism to me!
I may not have all your fancy learning.
I may not be able to "read words" or "get through the day without heavy drinking"
but I know the things that matter!
I learned my lessons in the school of hard knocks.
My teacher was called love for the common man.
I graduated with a first in foksy wisdom and loveable winks at the end of sentances ;-)
Do you want this so called "competant" person, blinding you with their arrogant "science" and confusing you with "facts" or the distracting you with the "truth".
My campaign goes beyond truth, beyond facts, beyond sane behaviour for reasonable adults.
Do you want someone who will nessitate when they put their finger on the button? Or someone who will sing the national antheme loudly as he bashes his fish down on the button again and again, confident that if we kill everyone, god will sort them out?
The answer is as clear as the flag of our great nation!
VOTE VAST
Let me do the thinking, while you just sit back and enjoy the pretty clouds springing up like mushrooms!
VOTE FOR ME!
We will win,
if you vote for me,
I am no mob,
And I don't do for the Lols.
Martinlo_23 '09
A vote for me,a vote for the secuirty.
Do you want to win?
Do you want to live?
Do YOU want to have a mayor?
Do you want a good mayor?
Then vote for me.
Motto:I'm no afraid of mafias.
If it's not too late, I'll go another round.
Cause the Vak is back and the (insert mobsters or townies here) are going down!
Hope I get a cool role this time. Veteran was safe and all, but no abilities beyond being hard to kill and not worth the effort. Come on Detective or Vigilante! Or Godfather, that'd be cool too.
Oh yeah, Mayorship. I'm gonna throw my hat into that bowl again. Doubt I'll get it, but hey:Can I be mayor this time? I want to be able to misuse my political power!Not my call. But Ochi and I were your only competition last time.
Vote for Vak, Vak's got your back!
If elected Mayor, I promise to kick ass and take names*!
*Names to be taken at a later date to be determined. Additional rules and terms may apply.
Vote Vak!
VOTE FOR ME!
We will win,
if you vote for me,
I am no mob,
And I don't do for the Lols.
Martinlo_23 '09
A vote for me,a vote for the secuirty.
Do you want to win?
Do you want to live?
Do YOU want to have a mayor?
Do you want a good mayor?
Then vote for me.
Motto:I'm no afraid of mafias.
Unless you're a prophet, you can't possibly know that. Yeah, you're not a mob now but what of when the game begins?
Remember folks, prophets don't know everything!
I support honesty! I'll tell you no lies! Down with false promises!
Demand more of your government, vote Vak!
I'm going to commence a mud-slinging campaign *throw mud at martinlo, crocty and harkovast*No more mud slinging! I support protecting our national and regional wetlands!
Who's got your back? Vote Vak!
Edit:
If it has not been called yet, I call Mafia VI.
Or as I'll call it, Nosferatu I. That's right, an undead version of Mafia.
I called it first!>_>
allow me to offer this as a rebuttle. *starts throwing mud at vakani's back*I'm going to commence a mud-slinging campaign *throw mud at martinlo, crocty and harkovast*No more mud slinging! I support protecting our national and regional wetlands!
Who's got your back? Vote Vak!
As a great politician once said, carry a big stick!allow me to offer this as a rebuttle. *starts throwing mud at vakani's back*I'm going to commence a mud-slinging campaign *throw mud at martinlo, crocty and harkovast*No more mud slinging! I support protecting our national and regional wetlands!
Who's got your back? Vote Vak!
*clubs waff upside head*
vakani if you want to fight seriously go to the 'townston?' forum through the comic 'the drunkduck mafia'. If this is political keep going.As a great politician once said, carry a big stick!allow me to offer this as a rebuttle. *starts throwing mud at vakani's back*I'm going to commence a mud-slinging campaign *throw mud at martinlo, crocty and harkovast*No more mud slinging! I support protecting our national and regional wetlands!
Who's got your back? Vote Vak!
*clubs waff upside head*
vakani if you want to fight seriously go to the 'townston?' forum through the comic 'the drunkduck mafia'. If this is political keep going.Purely political. Plus I'm multitasking, so sticking to one thread is preferable at the moment.
But why fight? Only one can be mayor, true. But there's also the ViceMayor…er, Pardoner. I say we put up a Vak/Waff ticket and start campaigning! Those one ticket competitors won't know what hit them!
Whaddya say?
Lol maybe this time Niccea can keep good on her campaign promise to keep the off topic'ing to a minimum, given she'll be running it. That and the dead talking.Off topicking isn't that bad, honestly.
But dead-talking is inexcusable. ):< If you're dead, no bloody typing.
Actually. Off topicing was minimal last game. Trust me. It has been worse.
I say? I say we shall blow voters socks off and become mayor and pardoner, vakani and waff, together.vakani if you want to fight seriously go to the 'townston?' forum through the comic 'the drunkduck mafia'. If this is political keep going.Purely political. Plus I'm multitasking, so sticking to one thread is preferable at the moment.
But why fight? Only one can be mayor, true. But there's also the ViceMayor…er, Pardoner. I say we put up a Vak/Waff ticket and start campaigning! Those one ticket competitors won't know what hit them!
Whaddya say?
Vak? Vak?
What the hell is a Vak anyway?
I'm not just going to beat you in the election Vak, I'm going to beat you in a rap battle….8 mile style!
Yo…yo…word!
Listen up, I'm calling out this chum vak
you and yo homies better get back
or your gunna feel the main attack!
your gunna realise that your campaign is all whack,
when harkovast comes and lays down the smack!
I role with all the ladies in pimpmobile
I'm teaching wannabes how to keep it real
I got my got my glock and its yo ass I'm gunna blast
Unless you come to yo senses and vote for the VAST!
Peace out!
Vote Vast
Waff wants to vote for me, he just doesn't know how to express it!
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