Thread "Mafia III: Revenge of the Godfather Sign Ups" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 4:02PM, Feb. 27, 2009

I say? I say we shall blow voters socks off and become mayor and pardoner, vakani and waff, together.

Yay! We got a ticket!
Why bother with the rest, go with the ticket that's the best! Vote Vak/Waff!

Vak? Vak?
What the hell is a Vak anyway?
I'm not just going to beat you in the election Vak, I'm going to beat you in a rap battle….8 mile style!

Well, as long as I get the election, you may have the rap battle my friend.
And a Vak is a nickname for a Vakanai. Of which there's only one.
Because I'm the only one!
God I loved that Tigger song.
How have you been anyways Hark? Don't worry, I'm sure you will mayor one day. Just not this time. Maybe next game.

Yo…yo…word!
Listen up, I'm calling out this chum vak

Aw, you're my chum too, chum.

you and yo homies better get back
or your gunna feel the main attack!
your gunna realise that your campaign is all whack,
when harkovast comes and lays down the smack!

Whack? That sounds more like a mafia phrase then a mayor's word.
You sure you wouldn't feel more comfortable running for godfather?

I role with all the ladies in pimpmobile
I'm teaching wannabes how to keep it real
I got my got my glock and its yo ass I'm gunna blast
Unless you come to yo senses and vote for the VAST!

You're holding a glock to your constituents?
Not the wisest of campaign moves.
And why does 'vote for the vast' make me think of piracy?
Vast, ahoy mateys!
Ah, that's why.

Peace out!

I believe peace is very much in style these days.
Except for the mob. Peace goes out when dealing with them.

Vote Vast

Vote vast for best ship part!
But vote Vak/Waff as your best Mayor and Pardoner team!

Waff wants to vote for me, he just doesn't know how to express it!

Perhaps in a rap? I have not heard a good rap in ages it seems.

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 27, 2009

If memory serves me right, every mayoral candidate has the opportunity to get a bonus vote if they pony up a neat campaign poster…

And frankly, I'll be impressed by anyone sporting a bow tie during this round. Moustaches are all fine and good, of course, but they're SOOOO Game 2.

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 27, 2009

If memory serves me right, every mayoral candidate has the opportunity to get a bonus vote if they pony up a neat campaign poster…

And frankly, I'll be impressed by anyone sporting a bow tie during this round. Moustaches are all fine and good, of course, but they're SOOOO Game 2.

Trying to set another trend, Ochi? Snap…left my bow tie at home.

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 27, 2009

OMG!!!!! It's my first time playing Mafia!!!!!LOL Can't wait.

Posted at 2:02AM, Feb. 28, 2009

I've played as the paranoid and a ordinary citizen… I wonder at role I'll get now…

Posted at 4:02AM, Feb. 28, 2009

I'm banking that I'll be either mafia,serial killer or random.

Posted at 4:02AM, Feb. 28, 2009

Ochi, you want bow ties? I wear bow ties on my wrists.

Posted at 5:02AM, Feb. 28, 2009

Ochi, you want bow ties? I wear bow ties on my wrists.

My mafia hat has a bow on it.

Posted at 5:02AM, Feb. 28, 2009

Vak I really want to answer the points raised in your…… last post….. but….

Zzzzzzz

……sorry I just dozed off again thinking about it.

Vak your speach gave a point by point break down of why, with you as mayor, the citizens will sleep soundly in their beds….
And soundly in the streets….
In fact they will fall asleep soundly pretty much anywhere you start talking!

With me as mayor there is no threat of sleep!

You name an issue….I'M AGAINST IT!

You name a minority….I'M OPPRESSING THEM!

You name a freedom….I'LL KICK IT'S ASS!

Freedom of speach is about to get replaced with freedom to shut up and do as I say or you get sent to a secret detention center!

My supporters will get to go surf boarding, my detractors are going to go water boarding!

Vak, you just aren't down with da kids like I am. The Vast is hip to the now! I'm a happening groovy cat with a terminal case of disco fever!
Do you want old man Vak, plodding around in his slippers, incontinence bag hanging at his side, his dentures rattling all over the place as your leader? Hes not just a has-been, hes a never-was-been (that's one of mine, pretty snappy huh?)
Go back to the 1930's grandpa!

The young people are here, and we are blowing stuff up in a psychodelic love van of the apocalypse!

BOOYAH!

Did you see that, Vak? That happened! That was real! That's now a part of the collective history of the human race!

VOTE VAST

Because who ever you vote for, you are all DOOMED! DOOOOOOMMMMMED!

Posted at 5:02AM, Feb. 28, 2009

Ochi, you want bow ties? I wear bow ties on my wrists.
My mafia hat has a bow on it.

Hey! So does mi–I mean, so did mine, when I was in the mafia, but I'm reformed now!
>_>

Posted at 6:02AM, Feb. 28, 2009

Ochi, you want bow ties? I wear bow ties on my wrists.
My mafia hat has a bow on it.
Hey! So does mi–I mean, so did mine, when I was in the mafia, but I'm reformed now!
>_>

I reformed but I kept the hat. It is adorable.

Posted at 6:02AM, Feb. 28, 2009

Ochi, you want bow ties? I wear bow ties on my wrists.
My mafia hat has a bow on it.
Hey! So does mi–I mean, so did mine, when I was in the mafia, but I'm reformed now!
>_>
I reformed but I kept the hat. It is adorable.

:O! I kept the swords. They're good for stabbing townies.

I mean..

…Yeah, I meant that…

Posted at 6:02AM, Feb. 28, 2009

Crotcy, vote me as mayor!
I support your right to carry murderous swords!
I am all in favour off the right to bare arms!
I favour the right to bare everything in public!

I'm going to make it illegal NOT to carry a big sword, especially if you are drunk or operating heavy machinery!

VOTE VAST!

Because a sword in your hand, is worth two in your tush!

Posted at 6:02AM, Feb. 28, 2009

harkovast in a purely political sense, I'm going to put on this massivly horned viking helmet and stab you through the face and torso. *puts on a massivley spiked viking helmet and charges harkovast head down, stabbing him through the face and torso*
-edit-
vote vakani and waff
we take action

Posted at 6:02AM, Feb. 28, 2009

It is funny. Being the GM I already know what everyone's roles are. (Unless someone new signs up in the next 11 hours.) So, while everyone is speculating what roles they are getting, I'm laughing my ass off saying, "They have no idea."