Thread "Mafia IX - Journey to Far away-ia" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

TheFlyingGreenMonkey 6
GarBonzo Bean
Harkovast
D_Dude
AQua_ng
Salsa
Pastel

DarthVaderS1999's lifeless corpse 4
Waff
Therealtj.
Product Placement
Product Placement's man bitch

Salsa 6
Niccea
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Parkerfarker
Killerbob
Bocaj
Harkovast

Harkovast 1
Hakoshen

I'm really not sure what I should do if Darth wins. No lynch? Next one along?…

EDIT: Although if we remove all the people who can't actually vote, we have our answer.

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

Sorry for the double.

I would like to formally apologize for the disaster I caused on the last page. I would also like to request that anyone voting to lynch me based on this please don't. If I'm gonna die, I'd like to die because someone has some proof that connects me to some crime or to be killed by a dino. (Preferably by the dino)
Thank you.

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

TheFlyingGreenMonkey 6
GarBonzo Bean
Harkovast
D_Dude
AQua_ng
Salsa
Pastel

DarthVaderS1999's lifeless corpse 8
Kitty17's lifeless corpse
Crocty
Waff
Crocty
Crocty
Therealtj, probably.
Product Placement
Product Placement's man bitch

Salsa 5
Niccea
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Parkerfarker
Killerbob
Bocaj

Harkovast 1
Hakoshen

I'm really not sure what I should do if Darth wins. No lynch? Next one along?…

have a narrative about a lifeless corpse being lifeless and then getting killed again. Then have a narrative for the runner up, I say.

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

Sorry for the double.

I would like to formally apologize for the disaster I caused on the last page. I would also like to request that anyone voting to lynch me based on this please don't. If I'm gonna die, I'd like to die because someone has some proof that connects me to some crime or to be killed by a dino. (Preferably by the dino)
Thank you.

If you want I can weave some BS that points the clue to you. If it makes you feel better. I've Skooled clues before.

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

I'd rather have my new underling be groveling then lifeless so for all those acting on my order, you're free to vote for whomever. I myself don't like the look of Vader's decomposing eye.

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

TheFlyingGreenMonkey 6
GarBonzo Bean
Harkovast
D_Dude
AQua_ng
Salsa
Pastel

Aqua! I campaigned for saving you last game and this is how you return the favor *gasp*

Pastel: Why are you voting me? Is this cause last game? Do you hate me? p.p

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

Although if we remove all the people who can't actually vote, we have our answer.

No, I think official rules say GM and dead people can vote on lifeless corpses.

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

well whoever 'wins' it crocty. I offer my mace of +10 Preach to do the deed with.

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

Sorry for the double.

I would like to formally apologize for the disaster I caused on the last page. I would also like to request that anyone voting to lynch me based on this please don't. If I'm gonna die, I'd like to die because someone has some proof that connects me to some crime or to be killed by a dino. (Preferably by the dino)
Thank you.
If you want I can weave some BS that points the clue to you. If it makes you feel better. I've Skooled clues before.

no thinks I would prefer to be killed by dinos if i am going to be killed. I would rather not die at all.

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

TheFlyingGreenMonkey 5
GarBonzo Bean
D_Dude
AQua_ng
Salsa
Pastel

DarthVaderS1999's lifeless corpse 6
Waff
Therealtj.
Product Placement
Product Placement's man bitch
Parkerfarker
TheFlyingGreenMonkey

Salsa 3
Killerbob
Bocaj
Harkovast

Harkovast 1
Hakoshen

Ochi 1
Niccea

Oops…Hm. I…Uh…Hm.

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

TheFlyingGreenMonkey 6
GarBonzo Bean
Harkovast
D_Dude
AQua_ng
Salsa
Pastel

DarthVaderS1999's lifeless corpse 5
Waff
Therealtj.
Product Placement
Product Placement's man bitch
Parkerfarker

Salsa 5 (In the lead so far)(uh crocty, 6 is greater than 5)
Niccea
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Killerbob
Bocaj
Harkovast

Harkovast 1
Hakoshen

Ochi 1
Niccea

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

Salsa 5 (In the lead so far)

Indeed, because 5>6

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

Oh, I'm sorry, who's the GM here, TJ?

Yes yes I know I lost count, but it's fine now. Everything is going to be okay!

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

Salsa 5 (In the lead so far)

Indeed, because 5>6

if I tried to use that logic in a program then Visual Studio would kill me through the keyboard.

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

Oh, I'm sorry, who's the GM here, TJ?

Yes yes I know I lost count, but it's fine now. Everything is going to be okay!

It seems you have missinterpreted my sincere reassurence as sarcasm.

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

Hakoshen!
You traitorous git!
You are dead!
Everyone you know is dead!
Your pets are dead!
Your gold fish is dead!

NO ONE VOTES FOR THE VAST AND LIVES!

ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!

*turns green and becomes the incredible Hark!*

HARK SMASH!

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

TheFlyingGreenMonkey 5
GarBonzo Bean
D_Dude
AQua_ng
Salsa
Pastel

DarthVaderS1999's lifeless corpse 7
Waff
Therealtj.
Product Placement
Product Placement's man bitch
Parkerfarker
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Killerbob

Salsa 2
Bocaj
Harkovast

Harkovast 1
Hakoshen

Ochi 1
Niccea

Well seeing as though you cannot hang a corpse (Not successfully anyway) TFGM will be lynched. In like 2 minutes.

TJ, if you wish to pardon TFGM, you best do it now. I'll allow 10 minutes, as it's been crazy…

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

The hardest part of being a GM is keeping track of votes and the arithmetic. So please go easy on Crocty. We can give him more Spanish Mongoose Soup later.

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

These votes sure were interesting.

And I hope this will be a good lesson to everyone that you shouldn't mess with the Captain.

Am I right?

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

These votes sure were interesting.

And I hope this will be a good lesson to everyone that you shouldn't mess with the Captain.

Am I right?

yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes *bows before the most gracious captain on the seven seas*

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

Well seeing as though you cannot hang a corpse (Not successfully anyway) TFGM will be lynched. In like 2 minutes.

TJ, if you wish to pardon TFGM, you best do it now. I'll allow 10 minutes, as it's been crazy…

Wait what?! You said if we voted for the corpse no one would be lynched! You liar!

TJ plz pardon me. I didn't kill anyone.

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

*hands crocty his mace* here crocty do it with my mace of +10 preach.

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

Pastel: Why are you voting me? Is this cause last game? Do you hate me? p.p

GASP! How dare you use the same card I tried to play AND on my wife too D:

If I were alive…I wouldn't allow that.

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

Wait what?! You said if we voted for the corpse no one would be lynched! You liar!

TJ plz pardon me. I didn't kill anyone.

I asked what everyone thought I should do. Noone replied. (If they did I didn't see it…)

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

There was hardly any evidence agianst me. PP I want you to check the votes against me after I'm dead, cause lets face it no one uses the pardons.