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Mafia IX - Journey to Far away-ia
waff at 3:08PM, June 18, 2009
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I actually hope I fall ‘cos I got an ’agreement' with crocty regarding my death narrative.and I shall decline to see your picture salsa as there is one dino still unknown.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 3:10PM, June 18, 2009
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Salsa
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We here was my take of today's events,


That is funny!!
11/10
Thank you X3 this is the longest single page I've ever done XD

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Salsa at 3:17PM, June 18, 2009
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But would that mean the rest of the dinos are in suits or hot pants?
I assume that Niccea wanted to see someone in hot pants so….


EDIT:::

Okay one of two things just happened.
A: I just scared everyone of the DDM thread.
B: Everyone's laughing too hard to reply.

Either way this is the quietest I have ever seen this forum half an hour away from a narrative.

P.S. I am not posting the mafia pic until someone replies.
RAGE!
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pastel at 3:34PM, June 18, 2009
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Salsa
picture


That's more revealing than I assumed it would be. o_o;;;;
.
. K.A.L.A.-dan! Fujoshi! Mafia MASS MURDERER! Kitty and Pastel :D
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Salsa at 3:37PM, June 18, 2009
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As promised, the mafia pic SUCKERS!!!!!
RAGE!
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Niccea at 3:38PM, June 18, 2009
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Actually, I'm busy reading an engrossing novel.
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Salsa at 3:47PM, June 18, 2009
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Niccea
Actually, I'm busy reading an engrossing novel.
but you did ask if anyone was going to be in hotpants right?
RAGE!
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Product Placement at 3:47PM, June 18, 2009
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That's a pretty nice picture, that you got there Salsa.
Those were my two cents.
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Niccea at 3:47PM, June 18, 2009
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Niccea
Actually, I'm busy reading an engrossing novel.
but you did ask if anyone was going to be in hotpants right?
Twas a joke when the guys were making their own angel group.
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Salsa at 3:49PM, June 18, 2009
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That's a pretty nice picture, that you got there Salsa.
Which one. The Maf pic or the one with Gillespie in hotpants?
@niccea: I figured the hotpants thing was a joke.
RAGE!
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crocty at 3:49PM, June 18, 2009
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*w* YES.

Narrative time in 13 minutes.

I'm also gonna start the election thread soon.
Oh, how do I edit this again?
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Product Placement at 3:50PM, June 18, 2009
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Salsa
Which one. The Maf pic or the one with Gillespie in hotpants?
The group shot.

Even if it's partially censored.
Those were my two cents.
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Salsa at 3:52PM, June 18, 2009
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*w* YES! I love that pic of Gillespie in hotpants!

wai- What?

@ProductPlacment: :P
RAGE!
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Bocaj at 3:57PM, June 18, 2009
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Crocty~!
I vote we wave Ochi's corpse in front of the tree so quickly that the tree has a seizure!
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crocty at 4:01PM, June 18, 2009
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GarBonzo was on a hike, as it is apparently customary to exit the ship to explore every now and then. As Garbonzo climbed, it looked upwards.
“Huh…What’s that strange light? It almost looks like a barrage of bombs.” Garbonzo shrugged and carried on walking. “Wait a minute…” Garbozno began running, followed by a cloud of orange explosions. “THIS IS NOT PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME FOR MESSING AROUND.” Garbonzo dove to the side, narrowly avoiding a bomb. As Garbonzo stood up, it stood on a landmine the plane had dropped.

GarBonzo Bean the Local is dead.

The pterosaur laughed “Haha, I’m so devious!” as Pastel laughed, she “Wait, did you just say my name…Oh, fudge. That can only mean…” There was suddenly a loud banging on her door
“I’m here to kill you. Open up!”
“No, go away!” Pastel yelled, while hiding behind her sofa.
“Okay, I’m not here to kill you; I’m here to deliver a pizza.”
Pastel stood up “Well why didn’t you say so?” She opened the door.
“Sorry, did I say pizza delivery? I meant bullet delivery.” The person at the door held a Uzi to Pastel’s face
“But I didn’t order any bullets…”

Pastel the Pterosaur is dead.

As Pastel’s corpse fell to the ground, her body hit the “Blow up Aqua_ng” button.

Aqua_ng the Local is dead.
Before leaving, the murderer dropped a piece of paper on Pastel’s body. The paper said “lol!”

Meanwhile Product Placement was busy. “Okay, hang the tree we hung Darth from on another tree, while we hang Inu’s corpse from Darth’s body, and hang Ochi on that tree, after planting a bomb on her. We then detonate it…You know, it would be easier to bury this tree.”
Crocty slapped Product “Don’t be stupid, you can’t bury trees, they’d grow back. Duh!” Crocty kicked down the plunger, blowing up Ochi, as well as the entire jungle. But the important part was that Ochi was exploded. “You might want to get some people to put out that jungle fire, PP. I have some business to take care of.”

Tree the zombie tree is dead.
DarthVaderS1999 the hanging rotting corpse is dead.
Inuyasha_Rules the rotting corpse is dead.
Ochi the I have no clue what she is anymore is dead.

Crocty returned to the ship, barging in to Gabe Puratekuta’s room. “GABE. You’re dead weight on the boat. I’m afraid I’m going to have to…Uhh…’Sacrifice you to the volcano god’. Wasn’t my idea. Anywa—“ Crocty looked around the room. There were various human bodyparts, neatly sliced up, namely, Ochi’s. “You killed Ochi!”
Gabe looked up from his plate. “Hm? No no no! It’s not what it looks like!”
Crocty looked over “And then you ate her brains?”
“Okay, so it is what it looks like…”
“Save it. You’re an inactive, and I’m going to murder you!” Crocty pulled out a typewriter.
“What are you going to do with that?”
“I’m going to just write something down…” Crocty began typing,

Gabe_Puratekuta the cannibal is dead!
“Yep, that should do it.”

This, of course means Explorers win!

Stats
Time taken: 6 days
Explorers alive: 14
Ochis killed: 5
Red herrings caught: 4,513
Awesomness points: 9001

Thank you for putting up with me. ^_~
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Niccea at 4:03PM, June 18, 2009
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I knew it was Pastel! I really did. I thought it was funny that I was the only woman attacked! Glad I told PP.

As you can guess I'm not the hunter! I'm in fact the Jinx cleverly disguised as a hunter!
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kitty17 at 4:04PM, June 18, 2009
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I knew niccea was the jinx…and tj is the hunter. I only realized this AFTER I died.

Also I killed darth.

K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3
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Niccea at 4:06PM, June 18, 2009
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Also I killed darth.
:P I killed the T-Rex. I win!

Paranoid Niccea: 2

Godfathers: 0
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crocty at 4:07PM, June 18, 2009
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Oh, uh. If anyone wants me to a do a final huge narrative like PP and hakoshen did, then I guess ask?

I'm not sure I'd be suited for it, but I'd give it a go, if everyone wanted..
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waff at 4:07PM, June 18, 2009
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darn it! I didn't get to accidently blow myself (and an ochi) up.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Bocaj at 4:08PM, June 18, 2009
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Horay~!
If anyone cares, I was the witch doctor. I didn't do too much important stuff :/

And thanks crocty for GMing so wonderfully! You deserve a Top Gun High Five and then a bro-hug.
*Gives those things*
*Tips hat to crocty*
*Unzips fly*
;)
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waff at 4:10PM, June 18, 2009
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Oh, uh. If anyone wants me to a do a final huge narrative like PP and hakoshen did, then I guess ask?

I'm not sure I'd be suited for it, but I'd give it a go, if everyone wanted..
final party (and another chance to fumble with a tactical thermonuclear handgrenade) please.:)

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 4:11PM, June 18, 2009
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I figured PP lied about the hunter. I am dissapointed he didn't trust me enough to tell me when I asked.

Also I vote PP as MVP but only cause he used the detective roll to its full capablity.

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Salsa at 4:12PM, June 18, 2009
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Ok guess it's safe to post this now with out the censor bar of doom.
RAGE!
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Product Placement at 4:12PM, June 18, 2009
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Well….

I think I thoroughly licked that game.

And yes, therealtj, niccea and me were running a conspiracy where we were pretending that Niccea was the Hunter when she was in fact the Jinx. We killed the T-Rex that way and we were hoping that more people were dumb enough to fall for it.
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gullas at 4:14PM, June 18, 2009
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well… that was a short game 0.o
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Niccea at 4:15PM, June 18, 2009
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I nominate myself for MVP cause I came up with the idea to pose as the hunter.

And for adding another Godfather's head to my collection.
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crocty at 4:16PM, June 18, 2009
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Yeah, Gullas. I think it wasn't as entertaining for me as much as other GMs, considering how well organised the explorers were. *sigh* I wanted total chaos. ):
Oh, how do I edit this again?
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Product Placement at 4:16PM, June 18, 2009
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I figured PP lied about the hunter. I am dissapointed he didn't trust me enough to tell me when I asked.
A simple reason behind that. I was running the game on need to know basis. The only people who were in on the “Niccea, Therealtj, Captain Product” conspiracy were the three of us. By keeping everyone else in the dark, I hoped to limit potential leaks that would compromise our plans.

I was using my Detective(scientist) ability to the fullest efficiency and came up with this list while doing so.

1.Kitty17 Velociraptor! CONFIRMED! Dead.

2.Pastel local?

3.Niccea the Great Deciever Jinx confirmed

4.Hakoshen the Spartan porter confirmed

5.D_Dude porter confirmed

6.AQua_ng dino? / local?

7.Ozoneocean local?

8.WAFFMAN! local confirmed

9.Aghammer Witch Doctor confirmed

10.ParkerFarker local confirmed

11.Harkovast the patron saint of finger pointing indy confirmed

12.GarBonzo_Bean local?

13.Bocaj witch doctor confirmed

14.Gullas the Impaler local confirmed/dead.

15.TheFlyingGreenMonkey the Perma-Pardoner local?

16.Humorman never replied. local/dino?

17.Product Placement scientist confirmed

18.therealtj hunter confirmed

19.Gillespie T-Rex CONFIRMED! Dead.

20.DarthVaderS1999 minor (can't PQ) local confirmed/dead.

21.Gabe Puratekuta Didn't want to say. Local/dino?

22.Salsa Velociraptor CONFIRMED/DEAD!

23.Killerbob local confirmed

24.Inuyasha_Rules Librarian confirmed/dead


People in doubt: Pastel, AQua-ng, Ozoneocean, GarBonzo_Bean, TheFlyingGreenMonkey, Humorman, Gabe Puratekuta.


Enemies left: 1 Pterosaurs and 1 Cannibal.


My suspect list consisted of people who hadn't been 100% cleared by my abilities.
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Hakoshen at 4:20PM, June 18, 2009
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I'd have to say PP earned the MVP on that one.

OMG CLUE BREAKDOWN PLEASE.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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