Thread "Mafia IX - Journey to Far away-ia" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

PLEEEAAASSSEEE Do a narrative of the corpse being killed? PLEEEASSSEE
:3
and please do it with my mace *starts thrusting mace in crocty's face*.
LOL!

Offtopic:
Hey Waffman, what's your tag on improbable island I was thinking of signing up.

It's the link in my sig (it's a refferal thingummy).

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

I love how there was that surge of Salsa votes, and then the corpse.
Well, there's a simple reason behind all the Salsa votes.

No power, huh?

that was funny. I seriously laughed for about thirty seconds.

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

If we all vote Ochi would that cancel the lynch? Come on you really want to kill don't you? ;3

Oh yeah, like it takes a majority vote to make THAT happen. XD

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

I doubt all the votes could be redistributed in such a short time. In the future, I would ask that people don't vote silly. If you don't want to vote, just say so.

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

Sorry for accusing you there monkey but I'm operating mostly on solid facts. So far I've narrowed the final list of plausible suspects down to 8 players. Unfortunately, you are on the list. I don't think you're a bad guy though and I did ask Tj if he was gonna pardon you.

The answer was no.

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

TheFlyingGreenMonkey 3
GarBonzo Bean
D_Dude
Pastel

DarthVaderS1999's lifeless corpse 8
Waff
Therealtj.
Product Placement
Product Placement's man bitch
Parkerfarker
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Killerbob
Salsa

Salsa 4
Bocaj
Harkovast
Hakoshen
AQua_ng

Ochi 1
Niccea

(Last minute vote change, by the way)

â€œLynch DarthVaderS1999â€™s corpse! Itâ€™s looking at me funny!â€ The explorers were in riot, each taking turns at punching Darth in the face.
Crocty had just returned from a retrieval, â€œOh hey, thanks for bringing me Kittyâ€™s velociraptor blood. I had to do it myselfâ€”oh, weâ€™re punching corpses are we? And I wasnâ€™t invited?! Iâ€™m shocked and ashamed. If you need me, Iâ€™ll be in the lounge…â€
â€œCome on, we need to lynch Darth before he kills us all!â€ Product yelled. Everyone exited the boat, finding a nice high tree. TJ, using his squirrel powers climbed the tree and tied the short noose around a tree branch. He then let go of Darthâ€™s body, killing Darth instantly.

DarthVaderS1999 the rotting corpse is dead.

Just as they did that, the branch that he was lynched on snapped, causing his body to fall down.
â€œLook out everyone, heâ€™s attacking again!â€ Salsa, unfortunately did not heed their warnings. He stayed, staring at his rotting flesh as it came plunging towards his face, until he landed with great force. Next to him. He sighed a big breath of relief â€œThat was close…I almost diâ€”â€œ
Just then Salsa died of natural causes.

Salsa the Velociraptor is dead!

Ochi, upon seeing this, had a heart attack and died.

Ochi the Ghost thing is dead.

Day 3 is over.
Night 3 has begun!

Send your night actions now, people!

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

Sorry for accusing you there monkey but I'm operating mostly on solid facts. So far I've narrowed the final list of plausible suspects down to 8 players. Unfortunately, you are on the list. I don't think you're a bad guy though and I did ask Tj if he was gonna pardon you.

The answer was no.

so I guess that one way or another, it goes down to 7 suspects huh?
edit: Damn. I thought I was gonna live.

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

I love how there was that surge of Salsa votes, and then the corpse.
Well, there's a simple reason behind all the Salsa votes.

No power, huh?

that was funny. I seriously laughed for about thirty seconds.

yeah, I love the way Salsa is just looking up in panel one. It makes it so much better hahah

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

Surely we aren't allowed to not kill anyone?
That goes against my principles!

Hak, that is just the sort of thing I would expect a git to say!
however, you miscalculated! YOu have a sword, a pistol and a glass of red port….BUT ONLY TWO HANDS!

Since you are American I will assume you will hold the gun at all times, so you have either dropped the sword and stabbed yourself in the foot, or (more shamefully) spilled good port on your trousers!

In either case, I stand by my assertion!

TOTAL GIT!

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

Lynched for the wrong reasons…where have I heard that. All we need is the cannibal.

Also, word to the wise. If we aren't sure on who to lynch, don't alienate the person with the most connections.

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

Salsa the Velociraptor is dead!

\o/

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

Must tells ya', you explorers are doing very good.

I was worried I made my clues too MIND FUCKINGLY hard, but you all managed to lynch dinosaurs, thus I deem my clues to be MIND FUCKINGLY mediocre.

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

So who should the hunter kill next, captain? One of the 7 then?

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

Must tells ya', you explorers are doing very good.

I was worried I made my clues too MIND FUCKINGLY hard, but you all managed to lynch dinosaurs, thus I deem my clues to be MIND FUCKINGLY mediocre.

I still blame you for my death.

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

LOL I had just changed my vote after the narrative XD.

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

Must tells ya', you explorers are doing very good.

I was worried I made my clues too MIND FUCKINGLY hard, but you all managed to lynch dinosaurs, thus I deem my clues to be MIND FUCKINGLY mediocre.

Being that we lynched Salsa for insulting PP…I would still go with hard.

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

You already promised you wouldn't, thus I change your title to "Dirty liar, :("

Being that we lynched Salsa for insulting PP…I would still go with hard.

Shhhh, let me have my happiness.

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

So who should the hunter kill next, captain? One of the 7 then?

Actually, before doing that, allow me to use the night action to potentially narrow down that list some more.

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

You already promised you wouldn't, thus I change your title to "Dirty liar, :("

):

Hey is that frowny face part of my title?

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

Just need the Peredactol (always forget about him) and the Cannibal. Might be hard to find the Peredactol, but maybe he will openly insult you too.

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

You already promised you wouldn't, thus I change your title to "Dirty liar, :("

):

Hey is that frowny face part of my title?

Yes.

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

You already promised you wouldn't, thus I change your title to "Dirty liar, :("

):

Hey is that frowny face part of my title?
Yes.

gross…take it away D:

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

"natural causes" my foot!
This is how I really died! Crocty shoot the big heavy limb that was above me. the only thing natural about that was the limb!

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

DarthVaderS1999 the rotting corpse is dead.

lolololololololol

Salsa the Velociraptor is dead!

:0 Awesome!!

Ochi the Ghost thing is dead.

lol