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Mafia V; The Don's Return
You see. This is the GM secret. Townston is really contained in a snowglobe. The GM gets to hold the snowglobe.that and possibly the fact you can borrow video games from the townston library with only a library card. *holds his borrowed copy mgs4* you only have to pay if you damage the game, there is anything missing or your late returning it.
And the library is under siege because you have been trying to steal my job…not that I mind, but evidently that counts as an hostile take over.
You see. This is the GM secret. Townston is really contained in a snowglobe. The GM gets to hold the snowglobe.that and possibly the fact you can borrow video games from the townston library with only a library card. *holds his borrowed copy mgs4* you only have to pay if you damage the game, there is anything missing or your late returning it.
And the library is under siege because you have been trying to steal my job…not that I mind, but evidently that counts as an hostile take over.
People playing video games and reading comic books?! FOR FREE?! Oh, oh yeah I'm gonna have to kill someone.
Cooler calling conversation
Future gone communication
Stellar sound solution super
Bingo voice mail on computer
TV phone PC connected
Caller ID friend detected
Football smack talk so amusing
Teasing Ted when his teams losing
Oh man
Phone fantastic working harder
Home phone email genius smarter
Speeding forward future hopping
Always dreaming never stopping
C-O-M-C-A-S-T
Also
~someone gonna get exacuted~
It isn't that sort of library. It is an archival library.You see. This is the GM secret. Townston is really contained in a snowglobe. The GM gets to hold the snowglobe.that and possibly the fact you can borrow video games from the townston library with only a library card. *holds his borrowed copy mgs4* you only have to pay if you damage the game, there is anything missing or your late returning it.
And the library is under siege because you have been trying to steal my job…not that I mind, but evidently that counts as an hostile take over.
People playing video games and reading comic books?! FOR FREE?! Oh, oh yeah I'm gonna have to kill someone.
isn't that under the main part?It isn't that sort of library. It is an archival library.that and possibly the fact you can borrow video games from the townston library with only a library card. *holds his borrowed copy mgs4* you only have to pay if you damage the game, there is anything missing or your late returning it.
People playing video games and reading comic books?! FOR FREE?! Oh, oh yeah I'm gonna have to kill someone.
HEY WAFFalright. but its only a rough map. someone else should do a proper one.
I understand that you are the cartographer. I wanna stake my claim. Put me down at the docks. Not ducks - docks. for boats.
Al though I do have a strong affinity for the volcano.
Oh, and one more thing. The night one narrative!
Humorman was sitting alone in his house, watching a late broadcast of a classic sci fi movie. It was a movie where the evil scientist had decided he wanted to create the most evil creature in existance, and to that end had gathered all of the deadliest creatures on the planet and spliced their DNA into a single creature. The door to the creature's pod opened and behind the cloud of fog stood the creature.
"My God!" the scientist and Humorman said in tandem, "The deadliest creature in the world… it's man!" As he stood to grab more popcorn, he noticed the quiet figure lurking in the doorway. With a startled gasp, Humorman leapt backwards as the killer came for him with a combat knife and barely pulled off a dodge just in time, catching only a slight nick on his side. Humorman reached for the only weapon he had handy; a curling iron, and flipped it to its hottest setting. He took a swing at his assailant with his iron, only to have it blocked as the assassin turned his knife downwards and sliced deep into Humorman's chest. The pain was debilitating, but the wound was not yet fatal. Humorman managed one gargled breath and reached to pull the knife free.
But the assassin wasn't finished. He snatched the now red hot curling iron from Humorman's slacking hand and drove it deep into his victim's eye. With an agonized scream, Humorman collapsed as the assassin retrieved his knife and delivered a killing blow. Careful to wipe the blood before returning it to its sheath, the killer stalked away into the night.
Humorman the townie is dead.
OzoneOcean wasn’t doing anything particularly special that night, just sitting at home watching the local sports channel as his favorite teams scores scrolled across the ticker on the bottom of the screen. It was quickly turning into a bitter scene, what with the Townston Legionnaires losing to the Villageville Crusaders in an overwhelmingly painful defeat. As if to rub salt in the proverbial wound, the other bets he had placed were all coming up short, and he stood to lose a lot of money. Normally he’d just work a few double shifts and he’d come out even, but feeling over confident, he had made this bet with a known mafia controlled gambling hall, and he knew the Godfather would come to collect. There was only one solution; he had to get out of town.
Without a second thought, he sprang from his chair and made way to his bedroom to throw what loose money and paperwork he had into a briefcase. Clothes he could buy somewhere else, and he stood to gain nothing by waiting around any further. When he turned, there stood a stoic figure that until this point had not said a word.
“Oh, so it’s come to this,†Ozone began, as the figure pulled a Thompson from his side. Ozone sprang into action, grabbing for the gun and the two of them wrestled in doorway until the attacker landed a solid hook to Ozone’s jaw, staggering him. A moment later, 45-caliber death splattered the room as an entire magazine was emptied into Ozone’s body. The attacker went to eject the clip, but it was stuck in place.
“Really oughtta fix that,†he remarked, and was on his way.
OzoneOcean the townie is dead.
Meanwhile, a pair of paramedics paid their respective targets a visit in the night, but neither Rengishi nor Drasnus had come to any harm.
And elsewhere, a madman chuckled, knowing that his two bombs had been secured on their targets. Oh, if only they knew.
And lastly, Niccea dozed briefly in her office, overcome by the sheer amount of paperwork that came with the office. When she awoke, she glanced passively at a mirror hanging in the room to notice someone had scribbled "Pwned" her face. "Wtf?" she wondered. "Well, no harm, no foul."
NIGHT ONE HAS ENDED and
DAY TWO HAS BEGUN
You know the drill; you have 24 hours to go through the clues and pick someone to lynch.
HOLY SHITAKIMUSHROOMS! now, let's look at the clues shall we? I've marked the things in the narrative, with a underline, that come to my attention…
Humorman was sitting alone in his house, watching a late broadcast of a classic sci fi movie. It was a movie where the evil scientist had decided he wanted to create the most evil creature in existance, and to that end had gathered all of the deadliest creatures on the planet and spliced their DNA into a single creature. The door to the creature's pod opened and behind the cloud of fog stood the creature.Now someone might be a Sci-fi fan, perfectly logical but on the same time it could be a herring.
"My God!" the scientist and Humorman said in tandem, "The deadliest creature in the world… it's man!" As he stood to grab more popcorn, he noticed the quiet figure lurking in the doorway. With a startled gasp, Humorman leapt backwards as the killer came for him with a combat knife and barely pulled off a dodge just in time, catching only a slight nick on his side. Humorman reached for the only weapon he had handy; a curling iron, and flipped it to its hottest setting. He took a swing at his assailant with his iron, only to have it blocked as the assassin turned his knife downwards and sliced deep into Humorman's chest. The pain was debilitating, but the wound was not yet fatal. Humorman managed one gargled breath and reached to pull the knife free.
But the assassin wasn't finished. He snatched the now red hot curling iron from Humorman's slacking hand and drove it deep into his victim's eye. With an agonized scream, Humorman collapsed as the assassin retrieved his knife and delivered a killing blow. Careful to wipe the blood before returning it to its sheath, the killer stalked away into the night.
Humorman the townie is dead.
The whole combat sequenze might point out to somebodys comic…
OzoneOcean wasn't doing anything particularly special that night, just sitting at home watching the local sports channel as his favorite teams scores scrolled across the ticker on the bottom of the screen. It was quickly turning into a bitter scene, what with the Townston Legionnaires losing to the Villageville Crusaders in an overwhelmingly painful defeat. As if to rub salt in the proverbial wound, the other bets he had placed were all coming up short, and he stood to lose a lot of money. Normally he'd just work a few double shifts and he'd come out even, but feeling over confident, he had made this bet with a known mafia controlled gambling hall, and he knew the Godfather would come to collect. There was only one solution; he had to get out of town.
Without a second thought, he sprang from his chair and made way to his bedroom to throw what loose money and paperwork he had into a briefcase. Clothes he could buy somewhere else, and he stood to gain nothing by waiting around any further. When he turned, there stood a stoic figure that until this point had not said a word.
"Oh, so it's come to this", Ozone began, as the figure pulled a Thompson from his side. Ozone sprang into action, grabbing for the gun and the two of them wrestled in doorway until the attacker landed a solid hook to Ozone's jaw, staggering him. A moment later, 45-caliber death splattered the room as an entire magazine was emptied into Ozone's body. The attacker went to eject the clip, but it was stuck in place.
"Really oughtta fix that," he remarked, and was on his way.
OzoneOcean the townie is dead.
So it might be someone who has not in the last 16 pages said a word here in the thread? I shall investigate this further in school*yawns*
Man Hakoshen. Did you have a grudge against Humorman or something?
We now know that whoever attempted to kill Niccea is a newbie who's not aware of the fact that she can't be killed unless her bodyguard is killed first.
Also whoever killed Ozon seems to be the Godfather.
I'm too tired to pick through the clues but I'll ponder about them tomorrow.
Finally, wasn't the paramedic actions supposed to be secret?
Man Hakoshen. Did you have a grudge against Humorman or something?
Finally, wasn't the paramedic actions supposed to be secret?
No, everyone will have an appropriately grisly death. And you know knife fights are slow and violent. It's just the way they are.
As for the paramedics actions being secret, no nobody's actions are secret, it's stated in the first page there will be a narrative for all actions.
Message in, from HQ.
Dance commander, we love you!
I'm alive! Wooohooo!
Also the mafia has helped our cause somewhat (assuming the mayor is not mafia).
Mafia will identify themselves to the mayor as townies to avoid suspicion, so less townie people makes it easier for niccea to pick out the guilty parties.
I am immortal! I cannot be killed! Come on mafia! I dare ya!
I fart in your general direction!
Will there be a narative for that?
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