I vote red baron! That's right, Hark, the grand daddy of all townies is here! And I'm already kicking bottom! "oh, but you didn't sign up in time!" I hear some losers whine. "How can you join in?" A better question would how can you save yourselves from me going bat-wank-crazy upside your head! KAPOW! There's a special space reserved for me in townston, its called the role of piss boring townie with no skills! And only I have the lack of talent to fill it! If I say I'm in, I'm in! LET THE ACCUSATIONS FLY!!!
Ok. A small update. I'm being flooded right now by votes giving baron a devastating superiority lead over everyone else. And Harkovast made a special plea to join the game. Since I already dished out the roles he's being forced to come in as a townie but I'm re randomizing the paranoid and bodyguard to make his role a slight more uncertainty.
Congratulation Harkovast. The townie with the perfect alibi.
In fact. I'm giving him a new role. He's the patron saint of finger pointing. Saint's don't comit crimes so it's impossible to be a mafia.
I vote red baron! That's right, Hark, the grand daddy of all townies is here! And I'm already kicking bottom! "oh, but you didn't sign up in time!" I hear some losers whine. "How can you join in?" A better question would how can you save yourselves from me going bat-wank-crazy upside your head! KAPOW! There's a special space reserved for me in townston, its called the role of piss boring townie with no skills! And only I have the lack of talent to fill it! If I say I'm in, I'm in! LET THE ACCUSATIONS FLY!!!
I missed him too. He is the star of this game…or the village idiot.
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"- I don't care if you write it out on a cardboard you fricking idiot. You call yourself a technician? Look, give me something to show these clowns. The sooner I'm out of this inbred, sorry excuse for a hick vi..aaand we're back! LIVE! From the pristine village known as Townston to bring you these exiting results. It appears that none other then the2ndredbaron is your new mayor! The runner up and now your new Pardoner is TheFlyingGreenMonkey!
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Well town people. If you would like to send me your roles you can do that, or not. I would prefer to know them but don't have to. But I would like to know the detective just so we can team up. But whatever. Party in waff's box. At seven.
:mad: (if you value your sanity DON'T try to transalate this)!£%*W@~:{"**$&*"&!^¬`~@}?><>|%&&*&%%^*£$^*%&%^&*&%^£$$*£^^|?>><@:~{}}{%*$%^%^&*&R;%%$^@~@~??><,.//.;'^%^><>??!""~@:@$^**%^&£&%&*"%^%&%$%*£$%^%£$ *deep breathing, controlled speech* hey red what kind of party is it?
…not the answer I was expecting but I can guess the reason so…*launches everyone out of the box* GEOUTTAMYBOX!! *box-mecha clanks off somewhere* I gonna go be moody for a while.
*box-mecha clanks back and waff hands the2ndredbaron a platter with the punch and cookies on* If you need a monologue about why I'm acting like an jackhole just ask.*box-mecha clanks off again*
Okay, I've just received word that I'm going to be insta-lynched.
Let me just say that I am disgusted with all of you. Not only did you NOT vote me as mayor, but even worse, you guys are doing the EXACT same things that I said caused the townies to lose in the previous four games.
Gratualations with the election the2ndredbaron and to all the other candidates. Now only waiting for the night to end…
You guys are going to wait? You're not even going to plan anything? Pathetic…
Well town people. If you would like to send me your roles you can do that, or not. I would prefer to know them but don't have to. But I would like to know the detective just so we can team up. But whatever. Party in waff's box. At seven.
After everything I said, you're going to do this again? For the townies' sake, I would suggest you do NOT PQ your role to him. That's how you lost the last game, and I can guarantee you that if he's part of the mafia, you'll lose this game, too.
(if you value your sanity DON'T try to transalate this)!£%*W@~:{"**$&*"&!^¬`~@}?><>|%&&*&%%^*£$^*%&%^&*&%^£$$*£^^|?>><@:~{}}{%*$%^%^&*&R;%%$^@~@~??><,.//.;'^%^><>??!""~@:@$^**%^&£&%&*"%^%&%$%*£$%^%£$ *deep breathing, controlled speech* hey red what kind of party is it?
Kickball, party.
"I don't like punch and most cookies!"
More off-topicking? Really? If you don't have anything meaningful to say about the game than I suggest you shut your f*cking mouth and let someone competent talk instead.
I guess you guys really do ignore me. Whatever. I'm going to be dead in a few minutes anyways so it doesn't matter. To those of you who said they didn't vote for me because I called them morons, I just said the truth. You haven't won in four games and you never learn from your lessons. You deserve to be called morons.
For the record, I hope the2ndredbaron is part of the mafia. It would only further prove my point:
