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I wanted to insta lynch someone p.p

Also was humorman like this in the other games?

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Gratualations with the election the2ndredbaron and to all the other candidates. Now only waiting for the night to end…

You guys are going to wait? You're not even going to plan anything? Pathetic…

You know, when you're just a normal townie the it's the only thing you can do during the first night…

Also was humorman like this in the other games?

Well he started being a prude after people didn't like his radical changes, when he was the gm, and got him banned for a certain time…

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I wanted to insta lynch someone p.p
Well you can't. You now only have this lame powers of pardoning people who are voted for a lynch.

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Pretty much.

Mafia is very serious business.

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yup

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God damn it Hark you weren't supposed to show up! That would have left the position of town psychopath to me!! Why do you always contrive to steal my thunder you evil English cat knight person?!

Frakkin hell. On the other hand, we couldn't play without you, so good to have you back buddy!

And as for the instalynch; well I'm at an army hospital on a case watching the frakking ninja turtles cartoon. That's right the one from the 80s.

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I wanted to insta lynch someone p.p
Well you can't. You now only have this lame powers of pardoning people who are voted for a lynch.
I know I can't! Maybe next time I can be mayor or pardoner again that would be cool. Also Pardoner rules as long as I am it!

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Go damn it :ark you weren't supposed to. Show up, which wld have left the position of town psychopath to me!! Why do you always contrive to steal my thunder you evil English cat knight person?!

Frakkin hell. on the other hand, we couldn't play without you, so good to have you back buddy!

And as for the instalynch; well I'm at an army hospital on a case watvhing the frakking ninja turtles cartoon. That's right the one freom the 80s.
broken finger or 2?

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Festivities are all around. People are happy to have a new figurehead to replace the old screwball. Folks are filled with optimism that this new mafia menace can be taken care of. There's dancing in the streets and booming music can be heard throughout town.

Soon as the party reaches it's peak, the newly appointed mayor approaches the stand, made for public speaking, located in front of the town hall.

The2ndredbaron clears his throat and starts: "I am not one for big words but I would like to say I have been working on this my whole career. So I would like to say thank you to all my supporters and to those who voted against me I simply say suck it!

Now if you all look over to the opposite side of the center, you'll notice the gallows that we just finished setting up. This will be the place where our enemies will end up. This will be the place where they'll meet their end. Now let's top of the evening and test that rope!"

The Mayor motions his guards to bring forth the prisoner and Humorman is brought out in shackles. The town watches as he is led to the gallows and the noose is wrapped around his neck. "Any final words?" Asks the executioner. "Hell yeah!-" He shouts. "-The townies are f*cking morons, and you deserve to lose" Gaining no sympathy for his harsh words the crowd just stairs silently back at him. The executioner looks upon the mayor for a confirmation who gives him a brief nod. As the lever is pulled the trapdoor is released, killing humorman after his brief struggle for air.

Humorman the Townie is dead!

Afterwards the the2ndrebaron retreats to his office where two figures wait for him. "Ah so you're here already. You two have been assigned to guard duties. Here are the targets that you're supposed to keep safe" says the mayor as he hands them envelopes. The figures receive their orders and slip outside back to the party.

Away from the whole festivities a lonesome figure is hiding in a alley. He's getting a bit nervous because his contact hasn't shown up yet. If he stays there longer his absence might be noticed but the information he's hunting is critical for his investigation. "My what big eyes you've got" is heard coming from the darkness. The detective looks over there and responds "The better I can see the truth". A cloaked figure approaches him and hands him an brown paper folder. "You're late-" said the detective, "-did something come up?". The figure takes a steps back and prepares to leave: "We had to double confirm our findings but we believe this to be accurate. Use it well". Just before the figure vanishes back into the dark, it turns around and adds "if you call upon my services again, I'll consider my debt fully paid". The detective looks around to confirm that no one's around and opens the folder to study his findings. With a raised eyebrow he closes the folder and takes down the street.

Day One Has Ended.

Night One Begins.
P.S. this narration contains no clues

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I want to say "OH NOES WE LOST A TOWNIE."

But all I can say is this.

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Well like LoS I'm not upset with humor death but I am concern about our new mayor. I'll never trust agian since last time I got a bomb in the lap D:<

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broken finger or 2?

Speed texting on my blackberry. It's bound to be full of errors.

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Alright, guys. I'm out for the night.

Enjoy your umm…Whatever you're doing over here.

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Okay I'm going to start my campaign for next mafia now. Vote TFGM for Mayor of MafiaVII

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Now to all the mafia members/night action people like the paramedics out there. Remember to PQ the night actions to me as soon as possible. The rule is first come, first serve. Read rule nr.5 on page one for further info.

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O.o That was the first ever instalynch used. I is scared.
I wanted to be the first to use instalynch >.<
Baron your lucky I didn't get a killing role and your mayor.

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I am the only person that EVERYBODY knows is innocent.
Therefore, if any paramedics are out there, please protect me!
I am clearly the first target!

Also I am a cheeky, lovable character!

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I am the only person that EVERYBODY knows is innocent.
Therefore, if any paramedics are out there, please protect me!
I am clearly the first target!

Also I am a cheeky, lovable character!
A little too lovable! Mafia! Just kidding.

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I am the only person that EVERYBODY knows is innocent.
Therefore, if any paramedics are out there, please protect me!
I am clearly the first target!

Also I am a cheeky, lovable character!
technically you're an npc so I'm not sure if anyone with a killing role can legally target you.

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I am the only person that EVERYBODY knows is innocent.
Therefore, if any paramedics are out there, please protect me!
I am clearly the first target!

Also I am a cheeky, lovable character!
technically you're an npc so I'm not sure if anyone with a killing role can legally target you.
Nope he has a role. He is a late entry.

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True, but I'm much cooler.. protect me! And, damn, first instalynch and it's a townie (an annoying one but still a townie). Sucks.

I am the only person that EVERYBODY knows is innocent.
Therefore, if any paramedics are out there, please protect me!
I am clearly the first target!

Also I am a cheeky, lovable character!
technically you're an npc so I'm not sure if anyone with a killing role can legally target you.
Nope he has a role. He is a late entry.

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Will I'm cool too! And the paronder! Save me from the evil mafia! Also got class for the next 3 hours.

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I have been at a night class so let me say this. I decided to lynchhumorman after his first rant if I got the mayorship. His attitude was terrible and after this second outburst I really have no regrets. We members of this town have to stick together, and work together to win. We can't be fighting and insulting. I have placed my bodyguards one on me, and the other I had already promised to someone, they know who if the check there pqs. Don't worry my fellow townies and if you have any questions I will explain myself.

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That was an interesting day
And apparently I missed the vote - sorry Townston! I have failed in my civic duty

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