Fine but if you were a regular mafia I'm really, really, really sorry. Waff was the person.
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Mafia VII: Reverse Mafia
White people cant rap, we cant dance and we cant jump, but we can drink milk!
Lactose intolerance is common among all other races as far as I know.
My understanding is white people cultivated animals for milk a long long time ago so developed a resistance.
Other races didn't and so thats how it worked out.
Just one of those odd genetic quirks.
Flyinggreenmonkey, so waff is the 'fake murderer'?
Funny you should mention that as brilliant. I only got one vote because the rest of my mafia crew was AWOL for the election! It was a complete and total botchery!Why would you admit that, though? Man, if people compliment me for something I don't deserve…well, I confess to not deserving it and look ashamed, but why should you? XDBut tea without milk doesn't make me an agent! Tea at ALL makes you an agent! And we all know cats have sensitive tongues and can't drink hot things easily, and yet you force yourself to anyways, just to fit in. Sounds mighty agentishy to me, Agent McCoy!I think the best part of this is is "just to fit in." Yes, even though you're a cat wearing armor, they'll never notice just so long as you're drinking tea!
He wears a disguise to look like human guys
but he's not a man, he's a Harkovast~
After everything we've seen a talking cat in armor that makes energy swords come out of his hands is perfectly normal! But one that doesn't drink tea is no cat at all. He's a PIG!
And as for the other bit, it's all according to plan! I let you all think I'm a genius, then prove I'm an noob so when I reveal I'm actually a genius everyone's like "omg no way!" Ha ha ha ha ha!!
White people cant rap, we cant dance and we cant jump, but we can drink milk!Yeah but maybe we don't lynch anybody? The agents won't be able to resist voting someone and expose themselfs?
Lactose intolerance is common among all other races as far as I know.
My understanding is white people cultivated animals for milk a long long time ago so developed a resistance.
Other races didn't and so thats how it worked out.
Just one of those odd genetic quirks.
Flyinggreenmonkey, so waff is the 'fake murderer'?
:/ He told me the same thing, then.
Waff you nugget, we can't have you lying about your role left right and centre.
Seeing as though we can only go on behaviours right now, I'm highly tempted to vote for Waff…
EDIT: That sounds like a good idea on paper, Monkey, but I don't think it would be that helpful…
*WAILA's screen is filling with information* I'm recording this iconic event 'the first night in mafia history when no-one has died or attempted a night-hit'.You can vote to not vote. It won't mean that no one is dead by the end of the day, but it if it makes you feel better.
—
*WAFF-MAN!! appears on a roof-top with a question* Niccea is it possible to vote for no-one or an npc?*ducks back down to the waff-cave*.
Lol no, it's cause I'm black. And black people have a high frequency of lactose intolerance, which, sadly, I have (despite it's rarity in my family). No chocolate?! No ice cream?! I longed for death for months. And then I decided I'd just put up with the… side effects… and have a large glass of milk if the mood strikes me.
Well I'm white and I'm lactose intolerant. Only 25% of white people are lactose. I'm a freak. And I do eat dairy when I feel depressed.
The theory is that the places that have cows longer (i.e. dairy) have a less chance of lactose intolerance. Cows came from Europe (least milking). Milk in comparison is relatively new to Africa, Asia, and Native America.
Are we aren't allowed to not lynch, I suggested that in game one and it was shot down.
It is probably not a good idea anyway, since townies are more expendable then mafia. Its worth risking one townie to have the chance to kill a mafia since one mafia dead can change the whole game.
Damn, just realised I was saying townie and mafia instead of mafia andagent through out that whole speach but I cant be bothered to repeat it.
Also, remember that (joking asside) the agents did not 'do nothing' last night, they stuck a bomb on someone! If nothing else happens they can do that again tommorrow.
Then they are in the same position they were in at the start but they have two freakin great bombs on people!!
In other news-
OH yeah, I'm the chicken boo of townston! It doesn't get much better then this.
You're just a Chicken Boo!!!
And hell, I actually had to work this afternoon (weird, I know) and got multiple pages behind. Good news = The agents didn't kill me. The Bad News = Most boring night ever!!! I think Niccea should give us a narrative with real clues about ALL the agents if none of them put in a hit!! :D
I hear a ticking sound.. is that bad???
Crocty, we can just use the Gullas method and roll a die to pick who to lynch…heh (anyone have an 18 sided die?)
Hakoshen… sorry man, I could actually do without Chocolate and milk but would probably die if I couldn't have cheese!
OH, as a REAL clue…. all of the AGENTS are referenced in my comics… you have to read them carefully and Comment to get the clues… go forth and read my friends!!
Kitty, your Mafia pic was awesome and now I think you should die!! it's not fair for one person to have so much talent.
In other news-
OH yeah, I'm the chicken boo of townston! It doesn't get much better then this.
check Waff's avatar bro… that is an AGENT's eye if I've ever seen one :)
:/ He told me the same thing, then.
Waff you nugget, we can't have you lying about your role left right and centre.
Seeing as though we can only go on behaviours right now, I'm highly tempted to vote for Waff…
EDIT: That sounds like a good idea on paper, Monkey, but I don't think it would be that helpful…
The thing is, my lactose intolerance is selective! I can eat cheese ALL DAY LONG and no problem. If I drink milk? Explosive diarrhea. Yogurt? Upset stomach. Chocolate? Too much chocolate and it could be either. Ice cream? No problem at all. It's weird…Me too. Don't worry about it.
Chocolate milk - drink all day
Two sips of whole milk - be right back
Icecream - depends on how creamy and if there is whipped cream
Yogurt - I don't like it, so I don't eat it any ways.
Butter - only if it is honey butter and only if it too much
Cheese - once again, a matter of creaminess
Hak you keep your explosive diarrhea out of this!
*takes milk away from Hak*
Well if TFGM, aghammer and crotcy all say waff, I suppose he gets my vote to lynch, since there is no other evidence to go on right now.
(which is a shame because I really wanted rid of humourman, if anyone can cook up evidence against humorman I would appreciate it. Possibly involving graphs?)
Aghammer- I love how they let the outlaw go so he can chase the chicken with them!
Um, it's tough… I say we let HM hang himself and Niccea can deal with him (hang-ed and beheaded… a tough game indeed) :)
Waff needs to 'plain himself…. or admit he's an agent so someon can die!!
And, I've dumped all of the milk in town in the lake so we should be safe!!
Erm, wait, were does our drinking water come from??? Damn it!
Hak you keep your explosive diarrhea out of this!
*takes milk away from Hak*
Well if TFGM, aghammer and crotcy all say waff, I suppose he gets my vote to lynch, since there is no other evidence to go on right now.
(which is a shame because I really wanted rid of humourman, if anyone can cook up evidence against humorman I would appreciate it. Possibly involving graphs?)
Aghammer- I love how they let the outlaw go so he can chase the chicken with them!
Why would the rat do that… we normally check the mayor, er, godfather? Although if Crocty is the, um, lead agent dude, he would show up as regular mafia.
Well I'm sticking to my plan and for everyone who cares I am regular mafia. The rat told Crocty this but did Rat look at Crocty! Is he also regular mafia? If so why did you trust him?!
Well I'm sticking to my plan and for everyone who cares I am regular mafia. The rat told Crocty this but did Rat look at Crocty! Is he also regular mafia? If so why did you trust him?!Say, Crocty. Can you confirm this?
Why would the rat do that… we normally check the mayor, er, godfather? Although if Crocty is the, um, lead agent dude, he would show up as regular mafia.Just the same that Monkey could be the agent leader if he shows up as a regular mafia as well.
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