I'm sorry, but I HAVE to now beleive that Hark, Pastel, and Kitty 17 are all MAFIA!!!
Hark's doing it for the bribe ^^
And me and Kitty are awesome friends and I really want her to win mayor. Also she and I exchanged roles and I can personally vouch that she is a townie.
Salsa- Cell phones? GOD DAMN CELL PHONES???? Oooh I was fired up over the war in Iraq and the thousands it killed based on lies, greed and arrogance….but cell phones? Now I am angry! I hate those things! I dont own one and hopefully I never will! They just beap and buzz and make you look stupid when they go off during meetings or at the cinema! Then people go "oh but you can turn it off!" Great plan brainiac, except if I am going to do that why not go for the cheaper option then buying a switched off phone and just not own one! I dont want people able to contact me all the time! Sometimes I want everyone to piss off and leave me alone!
Salsa, me and you have to fight the power! TFGM will have one of those head cancer boxes strapped to our brains before we can say "texting is retarded!" We need to form an under ground resistance movement and bring down the system from within! TFGM, please ignore the bit in the above paragraph where I plot with salsa to destroy you. That bit was not meant for you.
Kitty had had the lead early in the race. But Niccea’s campaign combining the old ways of not bribing with the new ways of claiming to be a role would prove to be a powerful combo that not even Hark’s heart felt campaigning could compete against. Waff’s and Humer’s Campaigns were doomed as soon as more popular people said they would run.
Niccea is the new Mayor! Kitty the runner up is the new Pardoner!
Niccea you have 15 mins to pq me for a insta-lynch!
I'm sorry, but I HAVE to now beleive that Hark, Pastel, and Kitty 17 are all MAFIA!!! I've never seen people help one other person "just because"! I understand Hark being bribed, but he keeps running campaign adds for Kitty! I have my doubts with them….
Pastel is campaigning for her because they are lesbian lovers. Hark is campaigning for her because she bribed him. And he takes them very serious. I'm indifferent.