Sea cow, I dont mess around!
I picked this cat in armour as my avatar because-
1) When the comic started, he was the only character we really got a look at, other characters had not been coloured yet.
2)I didn't want a main character, that would make me seem arrorgant, or suggest I think I am like one of the characters.
3)He looks cool.
4)The fact he dies almost immediately is very very amusing to me in a very odd way I cant fully explain.
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Mafia XII the Legend of Townstonia
Sea_Cow set out to kill the one responsible for his brother in arms murder. Little did he know that the one he set out to kill was right behind him. Waff dashed out Sea_cows brains, with a red herring, splattering them onto the walls at the top of the highest tower in the village. Sea_cow's body then fell over two hundred to the rocky ground below. Gullas then bashed his head in with his hammer. Gullas then noticed a figure behind him. "And everyone thought I was a hero." The last thing gullas felt was magic ripping his body apart.
Sea_Cow and Gullas the Valkyries have been bested.
Waff the ork is no more.
Crocty was sleeping soundly as a hooded figure walked up to his bed. He turned and flicked off the figure while still asleep. "As if i needed another reason to feed your corpse to the birds," the figure said. The knife slid gently across Crocty's throat.
Crocty the serf has been murdered.
Night two is over.
The Third day dawns.
Sea_Cow set out to kill the one responsible for his brother in arms murder. Little did he know that the one he set out to kill was right behind him. Waff dashed out Sea_cows brains, splattering them onto the walls. Gullas then bashed his head in with his hammer. Gullas then noticed a figure behind him. "And everyone thought I was a hero." The last thing gullas felt was magic ripping his body apart.Wow SHORT nar. Also WHAT THE HELL?! Sea Cow msg me he had sent the kill like secs after the nar was out, how the hell did waff beat him to it?
Sea_Cow and Gullas the Valkyries have been bested.
Waff the ork is no more.
Crocty was sleeping soundly as a hooded figure walked up to his bed. He turned and flicked off the figure while still asleep. "As if i needed another reason to feed your corpse to the birds," the figure said. The knife slid gently across Crocty's throat.
Crocty the serf has been murdered.
I have delcaired a double lynch! Lets kill these Orks TODAY!
Failcrap I forgot about yours and someone else's request. Sorry.
I'd also like to mention that I am going to post narratives four hours later due to the fact I keep missing the 0:00 gmt deadline I set. I am also going to edit the narrative real quick.
and a Bloodsport has been declared. so vote for two people!
Curse you WAFF!! I wanted my revenge for Reverse Mafia but you made it bitter sweat D:<I'll get mine on you and crocty sooner or later (but now I have to find a audio of maniacal laughter maybe heaven smile 'cos of what I did and make a new avi) *newscaster voice* and in other news the revenging against therealtj has cleared because of fufilment.
Okay guys I'll be gone for a hour or two.
-edit-
got the laugh
now all I need is the avi.
Don't look at me, brobo, I was just doing my job. I knew you were the paranoid, if I were on your team, I'd have made sure you were saved. I was just on a different team, so I had to kill you. Nothing personal.Curse you WAFF!! I wanted my revenge for Reverse Mafia but you made it bitter sweat D:<I'll get mine on you and crocty sooner or later (but now I have to find a audio of maniacal laughter maybe heaven smile 'cos of what I did and make a new avi) *newscaster voice* and in other news the revenging against therealtj has cleared because of fufilment.
Okay guys I'll be gone for a hour or two.
I swore revenge and I intend to keep it(doesn't stop me from being nice and friendly though. It's a professional thing now).Don't look at me, brobo, I was just doing my job. I knew you were the paranoid, if I were on your team, I'd have made sure you were saved. I was just on a different team, so I had to kill you. Nothing personal.Curse you WAFF!! I wanted my revenge for Reverse Mafia but you made it bitter sweat D:<I'll get mine on you and crocty sooner or later (but now I have to find a audio of maniacal laughter maybe heaven smile 'cos of what I did and make a new avi) *newscaster voice* and in other news the revenging against therealtj has cleared because of fufilment.
Okay guys I'll be gone for a hour or two.
What did I ever do? D:Curse you WAFF!! I wanted my revenge for Reverse Mafia but you made it bitter sweat D:<I'll get mine on you and crocty sooner or later (but now I have to find a audio of maniacal laughter maybe heaven smile 'cos of what I did and make a new avi) *newscaster voice* and in other news the revenging against therealtj has cleared because of fufilment.
Okay guys I'll be gone for a hour or two.
You didn't run for lord, and went and got yourself killed! Now we'll never win this game, you useless sonova gun!What did I ever do? D:Curse you WAFF!! I wanted my revenge for Reverse Mafia but you made it bitter sweat D:<I'll get mine on you and crocty sooner or later (but now I have to find a audio of maniacal laughter maybe heaven smile 'cos of what I did and make a new avi) *newscaster voice* and in other news the revenging against therealtj has cleared because of fufilment.
Okay guys I'll be gone for a hour or two.
Speaking of which, our helpful knight appears to have disappeared.
(Note the sarcasm around the word helpful.)
All I got from the clues is this-
Niccea does the drunk duck mafia comic that has a bird on it, she also says on her profile that her comic red and white's main charactor is little red riding HOOD.
I know those are kind of long shots but…
Killer Bob is seeming pretty suspious now, he hasn't helped at all and won votes from most of the bad guys (kitty17 for example) and all because he's been a townie 5 times. The smartest thing would've been to vote TFGM for mayor and therealtj for pardoner since he had a special role and all. but since they're dead, maybe we should vote Aghammer because we pretty much solved the murder of Kitty17
to salsa- did you use some sort of random system to give out roles? I remember that Killerbob asked for a better role at the signup sheet.
All I got from the clues is this-yup. I did. Otherwise at least two of the Valks would've been women. *sigh* Three Valkyries and all of the guys. That just doesn't fit the myth.
Niccea does the drunk duck mafia comic that has a bird on it, she also says on her profile that her comic red and white's main charactor is little red riding HOOD.
I know those are kind of long shots but…
Killer Bob is seeming pretty suspious now, he hasn't helped at all and won votes from most of the bad guys (kitty17 for example) and all because he's been a townie 5 times. The smartest thing would've been to vote TFGM for mayor and therealtj for pardoner since he had a special role and all. but since they're dead, maybe we should vote Aghammer because we pretty much solved the murder of Kitty17
to salsa- did you use some sort of random system to give out roles? I remember that Killerbob asked for a better role at the signup sheet.
All I got from the clues is this-yup. I did. Otherwise at least two of the Valks would've been women. *sigh* Three Valkyries and all of the guys. That just doesn't fit the myth.
Niccea does the drunk duck mafia comic that has a bird on it, she also says on her profile that her comic red and white's main charactor is little red riding HOOD.
I know those are kind of long shots but…
Killer Bob is seeming pretty suspious now, he hasn't helped at all and won votes from most of the bad guys (kitty17 for example) and all because he's been a townie 5 times. The smartest thing would've been to vote TFGM for mayor and therealtj for pardoner since he had a special role and all. but since they're dead, maybe we should vote Aghammer because we pretty much solved the murder of Kitty17
to salsa- did you use some sort of random system to give out roles? I remember that Killerbob asked for a better role at the signup sheet.
Well, at least that way you could kill all of us in horrific ways without feeling too bad about it.
I'm LURKING. You guys wouldn't make me Mayor cause I lurk >:/You didn't run for lord, and went and got yourself killed! Now we'll never win this game, you useless sonova gun!What did I ever do? D:Curse you WAFF!! I wanted my revenge for Reverse Mafia but you made it bitter sweat D:<I'll get mine on you and crocty sooner or later (but now I have to find a audio of maniacal laughter maybe heaven smile 'cos of what I did and make a new avi) *newscaster voice* and in other news the revenging against therealtj has cleared because of fufilment.
Okay guys I'll be gone for a hour or two.
Speaking of which, our helpful knight appears to have disappeared.
(Note the sarcasm around the word helpful.)
I'm not a "Clue Solver"
What the heck you talking about?! Your fictional self RIPPED my fictional self to shreds in the nar D:< and YOU want revenge agianst me? Hobo education isn't as good as its cracked up to be.Curse you WAFF!! I wanted my revenge for Reverse Mafia but you made it bitter sweat D:<I'll get mine on you and crocty sooner or later.
Okay guys I'll be gone for a hour or two.
goddammit, all the fun conversations happen while I'm sleeping.
but I think TFGM is the black mage!
Mainly because in the nar he said "And everyone thought I was a hero".
… unless Gullas said that in the nar. In which case my post can be discarded.
and I agree with GB with those Niccea clues she stated.
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