AWESOME narrative btw… and i sent you my lynch vote. (Sorry PP….)
Parker, you got one of the most elaborate narratives EVER! I'm not drawing it :)
Narrative
ParkerFarker was calm. Dragons cowered at the mention of his name. Orks ran in terror at the merest hint that he was about. He wore the pelts of beasts that had been thought unbeatable. The tales paled in comparison to the famed tracker. He had nearly met his end during the day though, and that made him think about things he'd rather not. Death chief among them. "I'll make the bastard earn it," he said at the thought of the Grim Reaper coming for his soul. A small smile played on his lips as he cradled his mace.
Outside the tracker's home a figure silently flew across the ground to the door. "The birds shall feast well to tonight," he thought. ParkerFarker had made his opinions about his sister in Chaos loud and clear, but mainly rude. He had also called him a coward for not openly challenging his foes. "Fool, he shall know fear this night," he whispered as he made ready to break the door.
On the other end of the house, the Alchemist drew up his runes, making ready as the Agent of Chaos was doing on the other side of the house, but neither knew about the other. Silver paint flowed from a brush unseen. "They say he can't be killed, we shall see about that," he mused. He was the only one left. Blood would flow this night.
Parker was surprised, not by the sudden intrusion, but by having two enemies come after him at once. "COME AFTER ME YA MANGY MUTTS!! I'LL KEEL YA BOTH!!" he bellowed. Both of them stood in a moment of shock, realizing that they now had the opportunity to end the other. Then, as if prodded by some intangible force, they charged the tracker, war cries on their lips. Parker swung at the Agent of Chaos, missing by a hair's breadth. he then drew his sword and swung it in a wide arc, catching the Alchemist's robes as he moved out of the way. The Agent of Chaos then stabbed at Parker, trying to embed the blade in his back. The tracker twisted out of the way of the knife as and thrust his sword into the arm of the Agent of Chaos. At the same moment he swung his mace low and snapped the leg of the Alchemist. A howl of pain rose as he fell clutching his leg. The tracker the ripped the sword out of the Agent of Chaos, slicing skin and muscle. The agent then reeled back trying to stem the blood flowing from the gash. "IS THAT THA BEST YA CAN DO?!?!" Parker Bellowed, a devilish gleam in his eye. "No" came the Alchemist's weak voice. Mystic energies arced through the room. Five silver runes appeared around the tracker. "Say 'hello' to Hel for me," said the Alchemist as he vanished into thin air. A heartbeat passed and a maelstrom of silver fire and black smoke consumed the house and the Tracker.
ParkerFarker the Tracker has been sent to Valhalla.
The sun rose as smoke fumed from the rubble of the ruined house. A bloodied and bloody figure stood up. He glared into the east as his tattered and torn clothes flapped gently in the wind. This was only the calm before the storm. Blood would rain soon.
Eh, I knew I was a dead man walking the moment I saw that narration. I was counting on TFGM killing you tonight. I was hoping that you had no bombs planted on me and that Parker Farker would survive the night since he was a veteran.
If that would have worked out, the two of us were planing to send in both of our votes before TFGM would send in his.
This was the only futile plan I could come up with in this situation that revolved around chance alone. Things would have been so much different if we had managed to lynch monkey.
oh damn it. So close. It was good while it lasted. If I am GM next game Salsa, I will make your death awesome. I also gave you quite a lot of airtime in the pages I did for game 11.
oh damn it. So close. It was good while it lasted. If I am GM next game Salsa, I will make your death awesome. I also gave you quite a lot of airtime in the pages I did for game 11.
oh damn it. So close. It was good while it lasted. If I am GM next game Salsa, I will make your death awesome. I also gave you quite a lot of airtime in the pages I did for game 11.
oh damn it. So close. It was good while it lasted. If I am GM next game Salsa, I will make your death awesome. I also gave you quite a lot of airtime in the pages I did for game 11.
oh damn it. So close. It was good while it lasted. If I am GM next game Salsa, I will make your death awesome. I also gave you quite a lot of airtime in the pages I did for game 11.
yes, seeing how many of the gang members will be dual-wielding uzis, dakka will be involved. You will just be killed by moar dakka.
Uzis? Who the heck said anything about uzis?!? That is not enuff Dakka. Quad wielding 40mm Vulcans might be close! I wanna go down with a wall of lead man!
oh damn it. So close. It was good while it lasted. If I am GM next game Salsa, I will make your death awesome. I also gave you quite a lot of airtime in the pages I did for game 11.
yes, seeing how many of the gang members will be dual-wielding uzis, dakka will be involved. You will just be killed by moar dakka.
Uzis? Who the heck said anything about uzis?!? That is not enuff Dakka. Quad wielding 40mm Vulcans might be close! I wanna go down with a wall of lead man!
ok fine, I'll let that car I drew (the one with guns and flux capacitor) shoot you up for a few minutes, after getting shot up by 7 miniguns. After the car shoots you, it'll run you over with that plow it has.
I felt pretty immature saying that. But hey.
and waff, if you vote for me, your death will be equally, if not more, dakka-filled than Salsa's and anyone else's will; be.