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Hakoshen
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Here's why anyone should never do that.
The evil overlord's list

# If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.

Awesomeness.

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I use number 15 on that list and also listen to numbers 22 and 27.

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night ends in 2 hours and 45 minutes

Blood will be spilt.

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Go TFGM!!!…(you back stabbing son of @#%$!!!) And about that 100 things list, i'd add one more.

101 Whenever I make a list of things to do or things that I intend to do, I'd never let anyone see it. They may very well be the hero in disguise!

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I supported TFGM because I felt he was long over due having a go at being in charge. The fact he turned out to be evil will remind me never to take pity on any living soul ever again!

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I supported TFGM because I felt he was long over due having a go at being in charge. The fact he turned out to be evil will remind me never to take pity on any living soul ever again!
I TOLD you to check his role out. MANY TIMES. But no, that would be a waste, wouldn't it?
>8(

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You have to admit…it was well played by TFGM. He knew that he wouldn't be doubted because he always runs for office and could simply say he was something "townie" and "we" would believe him. I didn't vote for him btw… oh wait, I completely missed that day… oh well. :) I wouldn't have voted for him… I would have voted for killerbob!! Oh wait, that isn't good either… who else was running?

PP, I was the one that started the campaign against Inu ;) After all, I knew it was sparrows… but birds are birds, right? And winged creatures are winged creatures.

I supported TFGM because I felt he was long over due having a go at being in charge. The fact he turned out to be evil will remind me never to take pity on any living soul ever again!
I TOLD you to check his role out. MANY TIMES. But no, that would be a waste, wouldn't it?
>8(

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Crocty to put it in terms you will understand….

Well excuuuuuuuse me princess!

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Crocty to put it in terms you will understand….

Well excuuuuuuuse me princess!
You are instantly forgiven.

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It's a bit of a bummer. If only Parker Farker had been able to change his vote in time. Things would be very different.

I don't see why it wouldn't been that much a surprise for Aghammer to vote for Killerbob. After all, they were on the same team.

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It's a bit of a bummer. If only Parker Farker had been able to change his vote in time. Things would be very different.

I know, I had to go pick my dad up at Sydney because he'd just got back from West Australia.

Or maybe TFGM planned that. He offered my dad that job, knowing when he would return so that I would be away from my computer! that conniving bastard.

Although I am still rooting for you TFGM!

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It's a bit of a bummer. If only Parker Farker had been able to change his vote in time. Things would be very different.

I know, I had to go pick my dad up at Sydney because he'd just got back from West Australia.

Or maybe TFGM planned that. He offered my dad that job, knowing when he would return so that I would be away from my computer! that conniving bastard.

Although I am still rooting for you TFGM!
Will I figured out who the mafia were by clues or how they acted in game. I convinced people to trust me. Gave hints/slips to who was who to killerbob hoping he would pass them on to others. I played him, this was all for KITTY! >:D

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What are you saying?? YOU clearly are the alchemist… stinkin icelandic runes :)

Wow, TFGM is sneaky… I love it!


It's a bit of a bummer. If only Parker Farker had been able to change his vote in time. Things would be very different.

I don't see why it wouldn't been that much a surprise for Aghammer to vote for Killerbob. After all, they were on the same team.

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I didn't like lying to people. Hark and SeaCow trusted me and I abbused thier trust T.T

Thats why from now on I will not run unless I have detective role.

What are you saying?? YOU clearly are the alchemist… stinkin icelandic runes :)

Wow, TFGM is sneaky… I love it!


It's a bit of a bummer. If only Parker Farker had been able to change his vote in time. Things would be very different.

I don't see why it wouldn't been that much a surprise for Aghammer to vote for Killerbob. After all, they were on the same team.

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Oh, I'd love to be the alchemist, Aghammer. I'll gladly trade you the position.

Also, I'm really getting tired of seeing the same people get kill roles more than once. When is it my turn?

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Nooooo… you must always run! :) now Hark will be even MORE paranoid (which I didn't think was possible :))

I didn't like lying to people. Hark and SeaCow trusted me and I abbused thier trust T.T

Thats why from now on I will not run unless I have detective role.

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Oh, I'd love to be the alchemist, Aghammer. I'll gladly trade you the position.

Also, I'm really getting tired of seeing the same people get kill roles more than once. When is it my turn?

My roles have been,

Game V: Paramedic
Game VI: Godfather
Game VII: townie
Game IIX: Vet
Game IX: townie
Game X: GM
Game XI: Scary Movie Fan
Game XII: Serial Killer.

So I still need Vig, Det, Bomber, Reg Mafia and Paranoid. I seriously want the Bomber or Det. :D

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Narrative

ParkerFarker was calm. Dragons cowered at the mention of his name. Orks ran in terror at the merest hint that he was about. He wore the pelts of beasts that had been thought unbeatable. The tales paled in comparison to the famed tracker. He had nearly met his end during the day though, and that made him think about things he'd rather not. Death chief among them. "I'll make the bastard earn it," he said at the thought of the Grim Reaper coming for his soul. A small smile played on his lips as he cradled his mace.

Outside the tracker's home a figure silently flew across the ground to the door. "The birds shall feast well to tonight," he thought. ParkerFarker had made his opinions about his sister in Chaos loud and clear, but mainly rude. He had also called him a coward for not openly challenging his foes. "Fool, he shall know fear this night," he whispered as he made ready to break the door.

On the other end of the house, the Alchemist drew up his runes, making ready as the Agent of Chaos was doing on the other side of the house, but neither knew about the other. Silver paint flowed from a brush unseen. "They say he can't be killed, we shall see about that," he mused. He was the only one left. Blood would flow this night.

Parker was surprised, not by the sudden intrusion, but by having two enemies come after him at once. "COME AFTER ME YA MANGY MUTTS!! I'LL KEEL YA BOTH!!" he bellowed. Both of them stood in a moment of shock, realizing that they now had the opportunity to end the other. Then, as if prodded by some intangible force, they charged the tracker, war cries on their lips. Parker swung at the Agent of Chaos, missing by a hair's breadth. he then drew his sword and swung it in a wide arc, catching the Alchemist's robes as he moved out of the way. The Agent of Chaos then stabbed at Parker, trying to embed the blade in his back. The tracker twisted out of the way of the knife as and thrust his sword into the arm of the Agent of Chaos. At the same moment he swung his mace low and snapped the leg of the Alchemist. A howl of pain rose as he fell clutching his leg. The tracker the ripped the sword out of the Agent of Chaos, slicing skin and muscle. The agent then reeled back trying to stem the blood flowing from the gash. "IS THAT THA BEST YA CAN DO?!?!" Parker Bellowed, a devilish gleam in his eye. "No" came the Alchemist's weak voice. Mystic energies arced through the room. Five silver runes appeared around the tracker. "Say 'hello' to Hel for me," said the Alchemist as he vanished into thin air. A heartbeat passed and a maelstrom of silver fire and black smoke consumed the house and the Tracker.

ParkerFarker the Tracker has been sent to Valhalla.

The sun rose as smoke fumed from the rubble of the ruined house. A bloodied and bloody figure stood up. He glared into the east as his tattered and torn clothes flapped gently in the wind. This was only the calm before the storm. Blood would rain soon.

Night Seven has gone.


The eighth day of bloodshed has begun.

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You also became a vigilante in game 11. I should know. I wrote the narration.

You killed Crocty in that game, thinking he was a monster.

Anyways, counting that and the godfather, it means that you've now had kill roles three times.

Edit: Oh? The narration came.

Right. I don't suppose that if I bow down to my master and vote to kill off Aghammer, he'd spare my life?

I am his bodyguard after all.

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PP that didn't count. I want to be a vig at birth not made into one :D

Also no. I just love me some chaos. I'm sticking to my role and like the Dark Lord said, "LET THE LORD OF CHOAS RULE."

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Lynch Day seven
Product Placement: 2
TFGM
His title

Aghammer: 1
Product Placement

If Ag sends his vote in before 7:30 pm GMT I'll post the narrative at 8 GMT if that's good with you guys.

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Right. So I'm dead and it's going to be a showdown between TFGM and Aghammer.

God damn it. I hate getting this far and still not far enough.

Why did you have to vote for Inu, Parker?

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Heh, I completely believe that PP is mafia and am voting to lynch him!!!

PP that didn't count. I want to be a vig at birth not made into one :D

Also no. I just love me some chaos. I'm sticking to my role and like the Dark Lord said, "LET THE LORD OF CHOAS RULE."

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Right. So I'm dead and it's going to be a showdown between TFGM and Aghammer.

God damn it. I hate getting this far and still not far enough.

Why did you have to vote for Inu, Parker?
Look at this way, you're death could quite possibly be the bloodiest, most epic death in DD Mafia History.

As a matter of fact, your death is going to be drawn. Why? because your death is just going to be that epic. So having said that Polls will close early tomorrow so I can draw it.

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I agree. He has to be mafia >.> <.< >.>

Heh, I completely believe that PP is mafia and am voting to lynch him!!!

PP that didn't count. I want to be a vig at birth not made into one :D

Also no. I just love me some chaos. I'm sticking to my role and like the Dark Lord said, "LET THE LORD OF CHOAS RULE."

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