Thread "Mafia XII the Legend of Townstonia" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

I won't bother with my role, you'll kill me anyway.

So, if the medieval equivalent of the vigilante wants to save TFGM the time and kill me tonight, I'm sure he'd appreciate it.

Wow. If your on the townie side I don't want to kill you ): My goal is for a townie victory. If you'll help with that goal then why kill you?

How are you so sure that I'm townie? Got a list of all the mafia do ya'?

J'accuse!

Also, you know what the best comic on DD is…?

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

I won't bother with my role, you'll kill me anyway.

So, if the medieval equivalent of the vigilante wants to save TFGM the time and kill me tonight, I'm sure he'd appreciate it.

Wow. If your on the townie side I don't want to kill you ): My goal is for a townie victory. If you'll help with that goal then why kill you?
How are you so sure that I'm townie? Got a list of all the mafia do ya'?

J'accuse!

Also, you know what the best comic on DD is…?

Mine :D?

Also, people should vote A Hard Boiled Detective. Just sayin'.

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

Mine :D?

The answer is clearly Harkovast.
Everyone should read that, by the way.

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

Mine :D?
The answer is clearly Harkovast.
Everyone should read that, by the way.

But what's the best mystery/crime comic? Huh?

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

Mine :D?
The answer is clearly Harkovast.
Everyone should read that, by the way.

But what's the best mystery/crime comic? Huh?

Mystery bread!

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

Mine :D?
The answer is clearly Harkovast.
Everyone should read that, by the way.

But what's the best mystery/crime comic? Huh?
Mystery bread!

NUH-UH! It's a super hero comic!

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

Mine :D?
The answer is clearly Harkovast.
Everyone should read that, by the way.

But what's the best mystery/crime comic? Huh?
Mystery bread!

NUH-UH! It's a super hero comic!

No, a hard boiled detective is the best super hero comic.

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

Mine :D?
The answer is clearly Harkovast.
Everyone should read that, by the way.

But what's the best mystery/crime comic? Huh?
Mystery bread!

NUH-UH! It's a super hero comic!
No, a hard boiled detective is the best super hero comic.

But-

I-

That-

Okay, I'm cool with that.

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

Mine :D?
The answer is clearly Harkovast.
Everyone should read that, by the way.

That proves your innocences. No evil doer could like Harkovast. XD

But Crocty I'm amazed at you. I mean I just happen to kill you once and you think I'll do it every game?

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

Mine :D?
The answer is clearly Harkovast.
Everyone should read that, by the way.
That proves your innocences. No evil doer could like Harkovast. XD

But Crocty I'm amazed at you. I mean I just happen to kill you once and you think I'll do it every game?

Well! The first game you were in…
Okay you were innocent that game.
I believe next game we were both mafia, and I died. You were godfather, and thus it was your fault.
Next game was…Niccea's? Oh yeah, I killed you good and proper then! Haha!
Then Hark's…You kinda got me killed. If you hadn't have pardoned baron, he'd have been freed anyway, but you still told him to kill me at one point. You also got Kitty killed, so your blood lust was probably not too far from consuming me.
Next game was my game? I seem to remember you, every night sending a kill for me!
Then your game…I died, and you were therefore responsible.
Next game you killed me because I'm useful.
And this game you're plotting my revenge as I'm typing this out.

I'm watching you. o:<

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

Vote for me.

If you do I'll post a picture of a cat.

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

Next game was my game? I seem to remember you, every night sending a kill for me!

No, no, that was me.

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

Next game was my game? I seem to remember you, every night sending a kill for me!
No, no, that was me.

Actually you both did it. I was very displeased.

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

Vote for me.

If you do I'll post a picture of a cat.

Will it be in a funny pose and not able to spell???

Posted at 5:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

Vote for me.

If you do I'll post a picture of a cat.

Will it be in a funny pose and not able to spell???

No, it will be a severely neglected and abused cat victimized by frequent bestiality, thanks to its schizophrenic and indifferent owner, lying on an operating table in a veterinarian's office waiting to be euthanized.

HOORAY!!!

Posted at 5:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

Wow, you have a very sick sense of humor.

Seriously, Hitler would be offended right now.

Posted at 5:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

I owe all of ya'll a huge apology. Explaination, narrative and final vote count will be up when I get back. I am really sorry and will make it up to ya'll.

Posted at 5:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

oh m'gawd… we're dooooomed …

Posted at 5:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

Vote for me.

If you do I'll post a picture of a cat.

Will it be in a funny pose and not able to spell???

No, it will be a severely neglected and abused cat victimized by frequent bestiality, thanks to its schizophrenic and indifferent owner, lying on an operating table in a veterinarian's office waiting to be euthanized.

HOORAY!!!

Oh. That's cool too, I guess…

Posted at 5:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

Has TFGM won then?

Posted at 5:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

according to the latest results, which are about 3-4 hours old… so me thinks that money won, but not so sure about the second place…

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

I doth feel as if i hath been neglecting my right to post. Yet, verily I hath nothing to say.
So instead I shall just uninitinionaly misuse both olde english and regular english!eth! …FORSOOTH!

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

The village resounded with mourning. Alas, their best hope was dead and the evil mage escaped. All seemed lost until the innkeeper revealed that Lord Salsa had left a letter in case of his death. It simply said, "If i have fallen and the Mage yet lives, select from among you a new Lord and Knight." Many rose to the challenge. All save two failed to pass the tests the village used to select the new lord. KillerBob and TheFlyingGreenMonkey had been closely matched, but it was decided that TFGM would be lord and KillerBob would be knight. Dusk fell and evil beings slinked through the darkness.

Day One has ended
Now comes the first of the Nights.

final vote results

TFGM: 8 Lord
Ye olde poster bonus
Waff
Harkovast
ParkerFarker
Rokulily
InuYsha_Rules
Anthony Mercer
Garbonzo Bean

KillerBob: 6 Knight
KillerBob
Ye olde poster bonus
TFGM
Blergness
Sea_Cow
Kitty17

Gullas: 4
gullas
Ye olde poster bonus
D_Dude
Product Placement

therealtj: 4
therealtj
Ye olde poster bonus
Exzachly
Crocty

Humorman: 1
Humorman

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

Whelp, that about wraps it up for me.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 24, 2009

EXPLANATION

Here is the reason the Narrative is almost a two and a half hours late. I went to the store with my mom thinking it would take only 45 minutes at most. This was at 4:45 CDT. Well, my mom can talk and talk and talk, and that's what happened at the store. So I was at the store until 7:20 CDT and was sent home to put up the cold stuff. That is the reason i was able to get that quick apology out. I had to go back to pick up my mom and that is the reason i didn't do and post the narrative right then.

Let me know how I can make this up to you guys.