guess then we shall hit the Inn, now where is the Inn, I can't wait to have some "Rumnaheim's champion breakfast®" (1 hard boiled Griphon egg, 2 portions of last nights chicken stew, 4 slices of fat bacon, 4-6 chicken eggs, 2 large pints of ale and put it all together in a bucket)
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guess then we shall hit the Inn, now where is the Inn, I can't wait to have some "Rumnaheim's champion breakfast®" (1 hard boiled Griphon egg, 2 portions of last nights chicken stew, 4 slices of fat bacon, 4-6 chicken eggs, 2 large pints of ale and put it all together in a bucket)that sounds DISCUSTING. I'll take 3! :D
EDIT:
I mean, Yay veriley! I shall taketh 3eth!
guess then we shall hit the Inn, now where is the Inn, I can't wait to have some "Rumnaheim's champion breakfast®" (1 hard boiled Griphon egg, 2 portions of last nights chicken stew, 4 slices of fat bacon, 4-6 chicken eggs, 2 large pints of ale and put it all together in a bucket)I shall just have the stew…eth.
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hello?hellooooooo?
Narrative
Humorman seethed with anger as the night deepened. "How dare they mock me!" he thought. He stamped through the village aimless. "All alone and brooding at night is not a good way to rid yourself of suspicion," said a voice from the rooftops. A mighty figure dropped to the street and walked up to Humorman with the confidence of a man trained in combat and hardened in battle. "Ah, what would a bumbling fool like you know. Your looks tell me you be an imbecile," Humorman spat. "I have a vast store of knowledge and a wealth of wisdom. I do not appreciate it being assumed that I am a fool by my build and looks!" The mighty figure took up his war-axe and parted Humorman's head from his neck.
Humorman the serf has been slain.
Inuyasha_Rules and D_Dude were returning home after a night at the tavern. Their bawdy songs and drunken scent filled the cold night air. "Who passes here?!?" said a cloaked figure as the two rounded a bend. InuYasha_Rules fled as quickly as his ale laden senses allowed him. D_Dude tried to do the same, but for not. A spear pierced his breast and sent him to Hel. The figure grinned believing he was safe. Then another figure appeared as if from the mist. One of his eyes twinkled with an unseen light and his features were hidden. He shambled forward and the swell of strong spirits assaulted therealtj's nostrils. "He's drunk, and I shall easily win this battle," he thought. He charged towards his opponent only to be halted by the mighty sweep of the other's club. Dazed, therealtj just managed to block the next attack. A third swing crushed his skull as one would crush a nutshell.
D_Dude the serf has been killed. therealtj the Valkyrie, D_Dude's bane, has been slain and sent to the Halls of Valhalla
Kitty17 was sleeping as a figure approached hammer in hand. An ork's yell awoke her as the figure swung his hammer. A hair's breadth was all that stood between Kitty17 and death, but she was not unscathed. Her arm had been bruised by the first attack. Near panic she fumbled at her knife that she had kept under the pillow should such an attack happen. Just as she had freed the knife her assailant knocked it out of her grasp. The hammer's next blow crushed her heart.
Kitty17 the Agent of Chaos is no more.
Night One has ended
Day Two has dawned.
Lord TFGM has one hour to declare a Bloodsport.
@ Salsa: I'm confused, why was i in the first narrative? Are you trying to bring attention towards me since im leaving tommorrw for a week and you want me out of the way? Or was i just a brief camio? lol
@ Evil ppl: Ty for killing humorman! 8D
@ Sea_Cow: I agree, but dont forget about the drunkeness! Sorry waff, your going down! >:)
@ Salsa: I'm confused, why was i in the first narrative? Are you trying to bring attention towards me since im leaving tommorrw for a week and you want me out of the way? Or was i just a brief camio? lol
@ Evil ppl: Ty for killing humorman! 8D
@ Sea_Cow: I agree, sorry waff, your going down! >:)
Exactly. I call upon our mayor to lynch this hobo.
Also, I hardly noticed that humorman died in all the excitement. I guess even the orks can't stand him.
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