HEEEEYYYYYYYY!!! TFGM is one employed MOFO! Congratulations, tfgm.
and in other news, my super bad-arse narration is done. It's pretty long, but filled with awesome.
ParkerFarker had committed 3 murders. There we’re three freshly dug graves in the Townsville cemetery. Three graves that would not be there had ParkerFarker not been there. Parker knew the town was beginning to suspect him of the crimes. So the day after his third kill, Parker retreated to his house. He knew how Aghammer had just escaped death by being out, only to be killed by the vigilante the following night. He knew Ag was out the night of his death night at a party. He knew that if he was to survive this day, his only option was to stay inside his fortified home.
The Gang lord was waiting anxiously. He had already given Aghammer a few extra hours of life so he could not do the same for Parker. He watched through his binoculars at Parker’s house. It was a one-story house. It was very dirty, the yard was a mess of weeds and brown grass, and the house itself had cracks running down it. But The Gang lord knew it would be an affective fortress against the cops. The roof was completely flat with concrete walls just small enough to look over… or point an Uzi over. Even so, The Gang lord knew Parker would not survive the night.
The sun was in its last hours of the day.
The traps in Parker’s house were set. The doors were locked. His weapons were loaded.
The familiar sirens could be heard in the distance. They came closer and closer, only to stop, not far from Parker’s house. Although he could not see the cops, he could hear them faintly; “Hey! Get the fuck outta there, MAFIA!â€. They were attacking da_kasha. “What? No- no I’m not maf-“ *BANG BANG BANG* “Ha ha haa good work fellas, two mafia down one to… ah shit! Look at all this medical equipment! She’s a medic.†Parker chuckled to himself. Looks like he had one more night to live. “A’right, let’s see if our next target is actually mafia this time,†Parker heard. He knew he would be the next target after all.
The sirens started up again. He heard them turn his street corner and they came into full view. There were 5 squad cars this time. Looks like they learned a thing or two from Aghammer’s narrow escape.
They pulled up out the front of Parker’s house. But he wouldn’t give them time to think.
*RAT TAT TAT TAT TAT TAT TAT* Parker opened up, an Uzi in each hand. Two cops were shot instantly, one in the shoulder and one in the chest. They both went down but only one got up. *BANG BANG* *RAT TAT TAT* *BANG BANG*. The cops were trying to get to the front door, but Parker wouldn’t have it. He pumped both clips of lead into the cop’s cars and the surrounding area. The gunfire could be heard from almost anywhere in Townsville. Parker reloaded. When he got back up he was immediately suppressed. He shot blindly down below him but he was sure cops were already at the front door. They would have it open any moment now. *BOOM*, the door trap exploded as the door was opened. Two cops were engulfed in the blast. They now lay on the deck, lifeless, to be obstacles for the rest of the cops to jump over.
Parker took a few more shots down below, and threw away his Uzis. He took out his biggest gun, the SAW, and turned it towards the door to the roof. One more trap down below went off, killing one more cop. Then Parker heard rumbling on the stairs, the police were about to open the door to the roof. *BADDA BADDA BADDA BADDA BADDA*, Parker let the SAW loose, shooting through the door to the roof. The bullets tore through the door, through the cops in front of it, through the wall behind them, and out into the pink/orange sky of the sun setting. It was one of Townston’s most beautiful sunsets, but no one was looking at it, they were keeping under tables, under chairs, scared that a stray bullet might end their life.
ParkerFarker knew his time was now. He put down the SAW, flicked the switch, and waited. Two cops leaped through the door and opened up on Parker. *BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*. Bullets tore through him. Blood poured out of Parker’s chest. *BEEP BEEP BEEP*, the switch Parker flicked flashed red, and the C4 wired throughout Parker’s house set off, vaporizing the house and everyone in it out of existence.
ParkerFarker the gang member has been lynched
da_kasha the medic has been lynched
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Hmmm, seems to be swinging in the favour of the town right now.
Ooops, I just clicked with my mouse and posted something by mistake…
Whups! It's the banner for my best anthro comic award! A random picture being dropped in like that? How embarassing!
I'll have to come back and edit this post to fix that later.
Luckily my death was swift and painless. Being the vampire that I am (the sparkly kind) I didn't even notice my lynching. I shall join you, Aghammer, at the Ghost Bar. It sounds a decent place. Even though my evil undead, vampire soul probably does not deserve such awesomeness!
As to the rest of you! You have lynched a great Paramedic! I'll have you know I once saved a man from 50 gunshots to the head!! I hope you're happy…
Make sure to knock Gullas off for me :)
Hmmm, seems to be swinging in the favour of the town right now.
Ooops, I just clicked with my mouse and posted something by mistake…
Whups! It's the banner for my best anthro comic award! A random picture being dropped in like that? How embarassing!
I'll have to come back and edit this post to fix that later.
Grats and you're welcome, Hakovast. That's why I keep buying your adspace.
I need some help. I just realized the description of the mafia comic on my profile is out of date. Anyone have a good idea. This is what I have. I think I made it in game 2.
The Drunk Duck Mafia is just a collection of what happens within the mafia games on the Forum Games forum. I already have one chapter done…course I started this when I have more time. Only half of it is fully colored. This is because I try to get a page up within a few hours of each round of the game. Naturally, like OOC, this updates when something of interest happens. If nothing much happens during a round, it won't go up. There is also other players' comics and mafia arts in there.
Hmmm, seems to be swinging in the favour of the town right now.
Ooops, I just clicked with my mouse and posted something by mistake…
Whups! It's the banner for my best anthro comic award! A random picture being dropped in like that? How embarassing!
I'll have to come back and edit this post to fix that later.
Dude! That just made my day! lol As does this!
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If that's not an incentive, I dont know what is! Everyone, vote hark for twc!
I need some help. I just realized the description of the mafia comic on my profile is out of date. Anyone have a good idea?
Maybe you could have:
The Drunk Duck Mafia is a collection of the Mafia games that happen in the Games Forum. It is a community comic drawn by the different member's that have participated in the The Drunk Duck Mafia games. Each day someone is lynched based off the clues of the night before. The nights consist of murders by the unknown mafia members. Murder, paranoia, deceit; The Drunk Duck Mafia has what you love.
I need some help. I just realized the description of the mafia comic on my profile is out of date. Anyone have a good idea. This is what I have. I think I made it in game 2.Isn't it obvious what it should say?
"Read Harkovast! In the world of Harkovast, magical races battle for survival against the Nameless armies of the West. Betrayals, intrigue, warfare and unrelenting bloodshed will determine the fate of all nation."
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